Hitch-hiker's Guide wank
There's an entire debate stating that Mos Def CANNOT play Ford Prefect because he does not have ginger hair.

Followed by an entire debate over what ginger hair really is. Is it dark brown? Is it brown-red? Is it red? Do we care?

The inevitable England v. America stuff is tossed about, folks screaming that Brooklyn is an illegitimate place for a person involved in this film to be born, etc. etc.

This is all really ridiculous, because they're fighting about the adaptation of a series that has *never* had anything resembling fluid continuity between adaptations, and frequently mutates from medium to medium...

*sigh*