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Truth ([info]dhaunea) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-03-25 13:44:00


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First Wank! Bad Rpers Suck.
My first wank. I'm not sure if role-playing is a fandom, but I'm pretty sure I've seen them wanked here before. Fun for everyone.

Over on bad_rpers_suck on livejournal we find a relatively mild compaint about the length of some people’s posts in a role-play session.

Things stay relatively civilized until we discover that last_thylacine gets cranky when she hasn’t had enough sleep.

Mild wankiness ensues.

Edit: It seems to have resolved itself, but there's still the chance of someone coming along and deciding to add their wank two-cents worth without reading all the way to the bottom and discovering said resolution.


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[info]deoridhe
2004-03-25 09:54 pm UTC (link)
I can't read the comments... they're all too long.

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[info]byagghametta
2004-03-25 10:13 pm UTC (link)
God what a horrible combination - verbose AND unable to admit anyone else has a valid point.

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[info]wolfsamurai
2004-03-25 10:25 pm UTC (link)
My thoughts exactly. What an annoying little prat.

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[info]byagghametta
2004-03-25 10:27 pm UTC (link)
And people wonder why I'm actually afraid of my own LJ now and don't use it much anymore. Yeesh.

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[info]cherry007
2004-03-25 10:26 pm UTC (link)
*blinkblink* woah. it's like. spontaneous orgasm wank.

and. italics and length and aaaagh. *covers eyes*

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Call the Waaaaaambulance!
[info]iczer6
2004-03-25 10:27 pm UTC (link)
I got her point. I just disagree. To hell with compromise if I am not going to have fun.

Translation from Asshat language.

Waaah! Why should I have to obey the rules and respect the rules of the game? My posts are better and everyone should let me do what I want! Who cares if I'm holding up the game or no one gives a shit about my six paragraph description of my character taking a wiz?

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A six paragraph pee, eh? Sounds like a challenge!
[info]byagghametta
2004-03-25 10:45 pm UTC (link)
Lady Maria Francesca Alessa woke from her short nap, lounging across her luxurious bed, covered in fine silks. She ran her hands over the fabric, her senses drinking in the feel of it against her skin. She would stay here forever, she thought, if only it weren't for the biological needs.

She felt a stirring in her bladder, a slight twinge as her before-nap brandy caught up with her systems. She crossed her smooth, rounded legs in an effort to keep from rising from the bedclothes. As the need to excrete overtook her entire body, she wimpered and wished beyond wishes that she would not have to get out of the soft, comforting embrace of the sheets and pillows.

Finally, with great annoyance, she rose to a sitting pose, and wrapped the top sheet around her perfect form. Dropping her tiny, precious feet to the rug at the side of her bed, she ran their barely touched soles over the hand-knotted fabric. Finally pulling herself to standing, she padded slowly to the mahogany bathroom door and swung it open, her feet curling slightly at the cold of the change to ceramic tile flooring.

The silk sheet from the bed trailed behind her like a wedding gown as she made her way to the hand detailed porcelain fixture that was her toilet. She ran a hand lovingly over its surface, pulling up the padded lid and peering in at the clear water withing. As she looked at the water, the stirrings from within became worse. She hiked the sheet to waist height and sat her perfectly contoured behind on the seat.

...I think that's as far as I can go without getting into gross detail about pee itself and the wipe-n-flush. But 4 paragraphs before I got that far isn't bad, right? XD

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Re: A six paragraph pee, eh? Sounds like a challenge!
[info]iczer6
2004-03-25 11:01 pm UTC (link)
Must...not...spray...coffee...out of my nose...

Sinuses are clogged.

Oh to hell with it!

*Sporfle*

That's great, may I submit to F_W Fairytales?

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Re: A six paragraph pee, eh? Sounds like a challenge! - [info]byagghametta, 2004-03-25 11:03 pm UTC
Re: A six paragraph pee, eh? Sounds like a challenge! - [info]fxh, 2004-03-25 11:10 pm UTC
Re: A six paragraph pee, eh? Sounds like a challenge! - [info]iczer6, 2004-03-25 11:13 pm UTC
Re: FW Fairytales - [info]deoridhe, 2004-03-25 11:20 pm UTC
Re: FW Fairytales - [info]sagralisse, 2004-03-26 12:08 am UTC
Re: FW Fairytales - [info]deoridhe, 2004-03-26 12:21 am UTC
Re: FW Fairytales - [info]sagralisse, 2004-03-26 03:22 am UTC
Re: A six paragraph pee, eh? Sounds like a challenge!
[info]deoridhe
2004-03-25 11:03 pm UTC (link)
*giggles like crazy*

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Re: A six paragraph pee, eh? Sounds like a challenge! - [info]byagghametta, 2004-03-25 11:05 pm UTC
Re: A six paragraph pee, eh? Sounds like a challenge! - [info]deoridhe, 2004-03-25 11:21 pm UTC
Re: A six paragraph pee, eh? Sounds like a challenge! - [info]byagghametta, 2004-03-25 11:48 pm UTC
Re: A six paragraph pee, eh? Sounds like a challenge! - [info]deoridhe, 2004-03-25 11:57 pm UTC
Re: A six paragraph pee, eh? Sounds like a challenge! - [info]byagghametta, 2004-03-26 12:03 am UTC
Re: A six paragraph pee, eh? Sounds like a challenge! - [info]terminal_frost, 2004-03-26 02:22 am UTC
Re: A six paragraph pee, eh? Sounds like a challenge! - [info]deoridhe, 2004-03-26 02:30 am UTC

[info]chaobell
2004-03-25 11:10 pm UTC (link)
...

o/~ did you ever know you were my heeeeeero... o/~

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(no subject) - [info]byagghametta, 2004-03-25 11:44 pm UTC
Re: A six paragraph pee, eh? Sounds like a challenge!
[info]crickets
2004-03-25 11:29 pm UTC (link)
*showers you with Belgian chocolates*

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Re: A six paragraph pee, eh? Sounds like a challenge! - [info]byagghametta, 2004-03-25 11:48 pm UTC
Re: A six paragraph pee, eh? Sounds like a challenge! - [info]crickets, 2004-03-26 12:12 am UTC
Re: A six paragraph pee, eh? Sounds like a challenge! - [info]byagghametta, 2004-03-26 12:13 am UTC
Re: A six paragraph pee, eh? Sounds like a challenge! - [info]crickets, 2004-03-26 12:24 am UTC
Re: A six paragraph pee, eh? Sounds like a challenge!
[info]xeno4eyes
2004-03-26 01:12 am UTC (link)
Best line ever = "She ran a hand lovingly over its surface, pulling up the padded lid and peering in at the clear water within"

It's about time porcelaine-love was immortalised in writing! Bravo, I say! Bravo!

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Re: A six paragraph pee, eh? Sounds like a challenge! - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-03-27 08:39 pm UTC
Re: A six paragraph pee, eh? Sounds like a challenge! - [info]xeno4eyes, 2004-03-28 12:50 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-03-25 10:53 pm UTC (link)
Really, if you take out all the attitude and bitchiness from my comments--that right there is pretty much what I've been saying all along. Ironic to agree after all this, innit? :D

So...in other words, you actually completely agree with the original poster, and all your posts before this one were typed just for the sake of being argumentative bitch?

Okay!

I also liked the "I'm just cranky from lack of sleep! Forget I said anything!" backpedalling at the end. 9_9

-Izzyryu, who admits she's being wanky herself snarking behind L_T's back, but needed to get that off her chest.

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(Anonymous)
2004-03-26 12:13 am UTC (link)
That wankery hurts. It hurts so much.

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[info]terminal_frost
2004-03-26 02:18 am UTC (link)
If this person (last_thylacine) RP's the way she comments, it's no wonder people might get miffed with her whenever she plays with them.

I might be verbose, but not THAT verbose.

*usually tries to keep it simple, even when writing longer posts*

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-03-26 02:24 am UTC (link)
see, so many of these posts perfectly highlight what starts wank in the first place. remove a few choice lines, and this could possibly be a reasonable and sensible debate. but why do some people feel the need to say:

"fuck you and the horse you rode in on. now, back to the topic at hand..."

"you're such a slimy whore who should catch leprosy and die. i'd have to agree with you on your first point..."

"i'm going to kill you, your family, your dog and the kid who delivers your newspapers. you know, i hadn't thought of that last bit..."

granted, these comments were so bloody long that i didn't read them from end to end. but many seemed to start with this non-sequitur insult that abruptly gave way to actual conversation. wtf, mate?

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[info]nessa_t
2004-03-26 04:38 am UTC (link)
Hmmm... people seem to use cuss word to effectively undermine their credibility to conduct an intellectual discussion.
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Like, WTF?:D

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(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2004-03-26 04:41 am UTC
Re: - [info]nessa_t, 2004-03-26 04:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2004-03-26 04:45 am UTC
Re: - [info]nessa_t, 2004-03-26 04:46 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-03-26 04:04 am UTC (link)
Guh... honestly, I started skimming their posts, they were so damn long.

So. Painfully. Verbose.

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[info]nessa_t
2004-03-26 04:30 am UTC (link)
Err... did someone *coughfurikkucough* call thylacine a savage BREAST? Woo... that put some unhealthy images in my mind.

*ponders*

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[info]romanesque
2004-03-26 05:37 am UTC (link)
well, they are dangerous lately. Tearing out of shirts, causing havok--can't keep them in the bras these days.

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(Anonymous)
2004-03-26 09:55 am UTC (link)
Actually, Furikku was just being a goober and correcting a common error. ^_^;

She does that sometimes. About as much as she talks in third person.

--lj furikku

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Re: - [info]nessa_t, 2004-03-26 09:56 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-03-26 09:15 pm UTC

[info]els_chan
2004-03-26 07:49 pm UTC (link)
So why then are you determined to shove your masturbating thesaruas raping ass

Wow. Just...wow. Ass/Thesaurus. My new OTP!

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[info]els_chan
2004-03-26 07:50 pm UTC (link)
Dammit, posted too quickly.

I want to know how I missed this brilliant explosion when I've been checking my f-list pretty regularly (it's the prunes, you know). I mean, just...wow.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-03-27 12:18 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-03-26 08:13 pm UTC (link)
I'm so proud. Honestly I always wanted to make it on here. Not sure the post is fandom related but I'm actually proud. Probably because most of the commentary is directed to LT.

This is not sarcasam.

The orginal poster.

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[info]dhaunea
2004-03-26 08:20 pm UTC (link)
*grins* My pleasure.

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