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the anaesthetic's got her all fired down. ([info]judyhazeleyes) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-03-26 14:16:00


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Current mood:irritated

Kentucky-zians - crazier than the tinhats? No, but nearly as amusing.
Sorry folks, this'll be another baby wank. It's just too funny to pass up.

At lotrboys_daily on lj, someone posts a rather amusing shot of Elijah Wood and his sister Hannah (who is absolutely adorable, by the way... Elijah who?) mistakenly captioned: Elijah Wood and his girlfriend out and about shopping in SoHo. Whoopsie! Much laughter and shifty talk of Woodcest ensues.


Until rebel_waltz, she of the memory-lane North icon, makes a 'You Might be a Redneck'-esque joke that gets a couple of people riled up.

I happen to be from Kentucky too, and my cousin from Florida may have freaked me out by flirting with me at my grandmothers funneral, but I'd never date my brother.

O_o That's when it's a good time to just agree, dear. Details are unnecessary.

popsilver later expresses her wrath in a more intentionally amusing, if somewhat pedestrian, way. oc_addict and lotrgrl04 applaud her, stating that they hate their life anyway, so I would just ignore their ignorance, and this person really needs to get a fucking life because KEntucky is not like that at all!

Just when you think it's finally died down, an anonymouse pops up and does what they do best - flogs the dead horse to within an inch of its life. Despite profanity- and ellipses- ridden pleas from doodle_sblomie to leave it alone, another one gets in on the action.

Finally, fugitivehound tries to calm everything down, but popsilver just misses the point completely. Enter the passive-agressive smiley! Excellent.


I know, I know, my wanks are worthless and weak. I'll find me a good, sticky sploogefest next time, I promise!



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[info]shoiryu
2004-03-27 12:35 am UTC (link)
...sblomie?

...I know that name.

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[info]nessa_t
2004-03-27 12:47 am UTC (link)
Bleh... i saw the pics and I liked it. But sometimes I stay dead away from the ElijahMonaBoyd fans. They are too scary. :(

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[info]esorlehcar
2004-03-27 02:06 am UTC (link)
What's an ElijahMonaBoyd fan?

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[info]dante_the_mouse
2004-03-27 03:18 am UTC (link)
As far as I can tell, it's a fan of Elijah Wood, Dominic Monaghan, and Billy Boyd. (Probably in an RPS threesome context.)

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(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2004-03-27 03:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nessa_t, 2004-03-27 05:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2004-03-27 06:32 am UTC
Re: - [info]nessa_t, 2004-03-27 07:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-03-29 05:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-03-27 09:21 pm UTC
Re: - [info]nessa_t, 2004-03-28 03:02 am UTC
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[info]nessa_t
2004-03-27 05:03 am UTC (link)
heh... fans of the horny trinity... i mean hobbits. They can get pretty scary sometimes... look at the Sexula incident for example.

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(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2004-03-27 08:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nessa_t, 2004-03-27 08:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2004-03-27 08:22 am UTC
Re: - [info]nessa_t, 2004-03-27 08:22 am UTC

[info]dax_069
2004-03-27 03:28 am UTC (link)
...And how are 'ElijahMonaBoyd' fans even related to this wank?

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[info]nessa_t
2004-03-27 05:02 am UTC (link)
in this case it's Lijah fans... but somehow I see them as one entity. :D

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[info]esorlehcar
2004-03-27 08:08 am UTC (link)
Heh. The funny part is that she lists the sexula incident was proof that hobbit fandom is terrifying. I mean, yeah, tres tacky, but that's the scariest example she could find to list? Dear god, DLR on a good day is scarier that that. Of course, they're all too busy being gay activists to be part of hobbit fandom...

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(no subject) - [info]nessa_t, 2004-03-27 08:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gabbyhope, 2004-03-27 08:41 am UTC
Re: - [info]nessa_t, 2004-03-27 08:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dax_069, 2004-03-27 08:47 am UTC
Re: - [info]nessa_t, 2004-03-27 08:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gabbyhope, 2004-03-27 08:47 am UTC
Re: - [info]nessa_t, 2004-03-27 08:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-03-27 08:49 am UTC
Re: - [info]gabbyhope, 2004-03-27 08:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-03-27 09:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gabbyhope, 2004-03-27 09:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2004-03-27 07:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gabbyhope, 2004-03-28 04:52 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-03-31 08:50 am UTC

[info]limyaael
2004-03-27 01:51 am UTC (link)
this person really needs to get a fucking life because KEntucky is not like that at all!

Look, I live in Kentucky, and yes, it is like that. Too fucking often. One of my students came from a town so small that everyone stopped and stared at a black construction worker for hours, because he was the first African-American person they'd ever seen.

On the other hand, I don't live in 'KEntucky,' so perhaps I'm not qualified to speak.

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2004-03-27 02:54 pm UTC (link)
Ah, you see, KEntucky is a hallowed utopia where no inbreeding takes place at all.

Sheeeeeeee. Those lot really do need to grow a sense of humour.

EXAMPLE OF MARGINALLY MORE SANE BEHAVIOUR:
Hi, I'm from DEVON. Everyone here is an inbred idiot, mostly illiterate, and prone to extreme racism and homophobia. Doesn't mean *I* am, but I have eyes - I do know what my fellow Devonians are like.

Thus, why the fuck would I take offense at people insulting where I come from? I KNOW it's like that.

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[info]cpip
2004-03-27 06:13 pm UTC (link)
I live in Louisville, myself; I haven't noticed it being TOO horrific. But, then, I've heard I'm in the only true civilized urban area of Kentucky.

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[info]limyaael
2004-03-27 06:23 pm UTC (link)
I'm in Lexington. My students come from Eastern and Western Kentucky mostly. The ones who don't tend to fulfill the stereotypes a lot less than the ones who do.

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[info]mariagoner
2004-03-27 09:25 pm UTC (link)
Look, I live in Kentucky, and yes, it is like that. Too fucking often. One of my students came from a town so small that everyone stopped and stared at a black construction worker for hours, because he was the first African-American person they'd ever seen.

Oh man, I'm never visiting small towns in the Midwest now. If they do that to AfAms, what the heck will they end up doing to South Asians? O.O

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It's not just the south...
(Anonymous)
2004-03-28 06:15 am UTC (link)
I'm from a small town (in California, even!) where imbreeding is almost a law. I think they make you marry into The Family after you've lived there a few years. My first day at school was so wonky; the girl showing me around was like "That's my cousin...oh, her aunt's my uncle's step-sister...yeah, he's engaged to my older sister..."

Tried to contain laughter. Was able to pass it off as a sneeze.

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(Anonymous)
2004-03-27 03:03 am UTC (link)
Funny how some of the people trying to claim "OMG! Peple frum Kentucky arnt all inbred and stoopid! OMG!" Are terrible spellers and have a poor grasp of punctuation.

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[info]anaid_rabbit
2004-03-27 03:31 am UTC (link)
I read that thread, though I thought it was stupid I never would have guessed it would be wanked. People from Kentucky sure are touchy.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-03-27 03:34 am UTC (link)
[info]judyhazeleyes - bringing you cut-rate wank since... a week or two ago :B

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[info]cleolinda
2004-03-27 06:51 am UTC (link)
Well, I can understand it--I'm from, and still in, Alabama. Similar problem--half of us are like, "We are NOT like that, shut up!" And the other half ... really is like that. Which is why the first half is so touchy to begin with, and why I'm a grammar pirate. (Arrr.)

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-03-27 05:06 pm UTC (link)
Hell, I'm from Buttfucknowhere BC, and it's as bad as any down-home American state you might care to name. I just smile and inform people that small towns do not necessarily breed small town minds 100% of the time. And then I mock my surroundings along with everyone else who cares to.

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(no subject) - [info]meatfight, 2004-03-29 07:22 am UTC

[info]l_s_q
2004-03-27 01:32 pm UTC (link)
This comment was particularly tasteful, I thought.

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[info]anaid_rabbit
2004-03-27 04:40 pm UTC (link)
Next thing you know, they`ll start a "Elijah Rapers" community.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-03-27 05:04 pm UTC (link)
young!elijah rapers, no less. i mean, i had a crush on him back in the 'north' days, but... seriously, folks.

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[info]l_s_q
2004-03-27 06:25 pm UTC (link)
I'm actually amazed that there isn't one already.

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[info]mariagoner
2004-03-27 09:27 pm UTC (link)
Yeah. 'Cuz it's just so normal to want to rape your younger (?) brother once he becomes a movie star. That last part just magically makes all the social stigmas go away.

::gag::

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(no subject) - [info]l_s_q, 2004-03-27 09:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-03-27 09:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]l_s_q, 2004-03-27 09:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-03-27 09:47 pm UTC
Re: - [info]l_s_q, 2004-03-27 09:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2004-03-28 12:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]l_s_q, 2004-03-28 01:34 am UTC

rum_tum_tum
2004-03-28 03:58 am UTC (link)
I love this anonymous comment:

Okay, well, about the anonymous comments, not every person owns a livejournal, and some of us have lives, so therefore there is no other way to comment. And secondly, the only people saying we're getting all "WORKED UP" about the highly offensive Kentucky 'thing' are the people who are NOT from Kentucky, so you have no idea where we're coming from. We're tired of the stupid stereotypes, so quit it.

Oh, He/She/It makes me laugh.

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