Kentucky-zians - crazier than the tinhats? No, but nearly as amusing.
Sorry folks, this'll be another baby wank. It's just too funny to pass up.

At lotrboys_daily on lj, someone posts a rather amusing shot of Elijah Wood and his sister Hannah (who is absolutely adorable, by the way... Elijah who?) mistakenly captioned: Elijah Wood and his girlfriend out and about shopping in SoHo. Whoopsie! Much laughter and shifty talk of Woodcest ensues.


Until rebel_waltz, she of the memory-lane North icon, makes a 'You Might be a Redneck'-esque joke that gets a couple of people riled up.

I happen to be from Kentucky too, and my cousin from Florida may have freaked me out by flirting with me at my grandmothers funneral, but I'd never date my brother.

O_o That's when it's a good time to just agree, dear. Details are unnecessary.

popsilver later expresses her wrath in a more intentionally amusing, if somewhat pedestrian, way. oc_addict and lotrgrl04 applaud her, stating that they hate their life anyway, so I would just ignore their ignorance, and this person really needs to get a fucking life because KEntucky is not like that at all!

Just when you think it's finally died down, an anonymouse pops up and does what they do best - flogs the dead horse to within an inch of its life. Despite profanity- and ellipses- ridden pleas from doodle_sblomie to leave it alone, another one gets in on the action.

Finally, fugitivehound tries to calm everything down, but popsilver just misses the point completely. Enter the passive-agressive smiley! Excellent.


I know, I know, my wanks are worthless and weak. I'll find me a good, sticky sploogefest next time, I promise!