Finding RPGMaker wank is like shooting fish in a barrel, in a way. It's like half the scene is full of irritable curmudgeons and the other half is full of hyperdefensive newbies. At Rpg Maker Downloads, in particular, the regulars seem to have a constant bug up their butt.

That is, to say, they don't have a good reason sometimes. It does my grammar nut side good to see that grammar wank is just so universal. Actually, the wank wouldn't be half as amusing if it wasn't for the fact that it's about... well, writing in video games.

Somebody needs to give amateur RPG makers a sedative or something.

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baskinglizard
2004-04-01 06:44 am UTC (link)

Best part:

"Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 10:06 pm
i wont post again here, (i bet your happy about htis) acutally im a speed reader, and i read alot, ..."

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 10:07 pm
Oh, but we love it when you post. There's fucktards, and then there's fucktards who can't type or have good spelling or grammar.

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 10:13 pm Post subject:
I will defend my self, as best i can, even if it is not that well
and i dont like double posting "

That was, what, 7 minutes?

/*stabstabstab*

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	sagralisse 2004-04-01 06:52 am UTC (link)
	Mmmmmmm... toasty flames! And, I like that he got Final and Last meaning basically the same thing, but has no clue that "this is my last post" doesn't mean "I'll post again in 7 minutes." (Reply to this)

virago
2004-04-02 04:54 am UTC (link)

RPG MAKER!! God, that may hold the crown for the wankiest fandom I've ever been in. The GameFAQs RM2K boards have daily dick-measuring contests at eleven a.m. sharp. At least, they did at the point I ran screaming away in fear for my sanity.

This made me laugh till I choked, though.
>>using proper grammer dosnt make you a good wrtitier ,i wanted tips of writing on rpgs, i new at it okay, and some of you dont sux at it >>

Phylomortis is the CC of RPG Maker wank, I believe. It always, always comes up somehow. (Hand + cock + thesaurus = Phylomortis. It is the most wretchedly overwritten string of text I think I've ever read.)

Oh, dude. Nostalgia. Nostalgia that makes me want to pop an antacid, but nostalgia nonetheless.

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