April Fools!
lj_serialadder (obviously created by the LJ staff as an April Fool's Day joke) adds everyone on LJ, presumably. It's pretty much complete insanity.

There was some good wank on the first page of comments over whether or not "Cali" is an acceptable term for California. Also, gothicdroplets, who is MOR GAWTH THAN EVRY1, in particular is wanking pretty hard over there, so look for spooge where you see her name.

In other (and naturally, related) news, the change on user info pages from "Friends" and "Friends of" to "Stalking" and "Stalked by" is rather amusing.

Comments are multiplying like rabbits. Evil rabbits. Of d00m.

ETA: Loads of the comments are repeats. _deos (whose icon is rather hypnotizing) keeps posting a "Deos is Love" banner and asking people to "plz click me". annoyedchik says "i hates downriver" and asks people to friend/IM her, and shit__luck claims over and over very emphatically that "chaos is sex." Whatever that means.

Also, lifeofbrian posts the biggest fucking marquee I've ever seen. More than once.

Truly amazing. 101 pages and counting.

ETA 2:Ooh! The Harry Potter fandom makes an appearance (you know you were all waiting for it) when hi1arity posts Sirius/Remus and Harry/Draco art. And a James/Sirius/Remus threesome. Surprisingly unwanky (so far), but I felt it deserved a mention.