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Pickle (picklemonkey) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-04-02 23:43:00


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2 mini LOTR wanks
First post, took me a while to get a code and I've just had these two wanks licking my balls for a while to post here. First the fresher wank;

Shanelle posts her dislike of a certain colour bar that states 'fandom chat makes you gay'.

Beizy comes to the rescue.

It's a joke...a pretty well-known joke, actually. You know, all the girls in the room, how they end up mock-snogging and "marrying" each other, that sort of thing... Nothing to be taken seriously.

crazybutsound also agrees it was distasteful.

Too bad it ended so soon.

This one is old, but she is so ridiculous.

Merrilytookish goes postal about someone 'stealing' her 'idea' to make a Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan bot at runabot.com. Apparently, it was her present to the fandom. She acts like a BNF even before rimming BNF-like status.

Okay, now the more and more I talk/think about this, the more and more pissed I'm getting.

Interesting. Because she makes two more ranting/sympathy begging entries. Here, and here.

For someone who doesn't want to deal with the situation or talk about it , she sure does ramble on and on and on and on etc.

Anyone interested in her "work" she spent weeks on:

BillyTheScot and tehdombot on AIM.

The parody (and much more amusing): h0rdombot.

ETA It has come to my attention that there is a 'MsAllegrobot'. HA.


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[info]marginalsanity
2004-04-03 07:26 am UTC (link)
h0rdombot LOVE!1

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Re:
picklemonkey
2004-04-03 07:28 am UTC (link)
Spoken to it? Keeps slapping me with his penis.

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(no subject) - [info]marginalsanity, 2004-04-03 07:32 am UTC
(no subject) - picklemonkey, 2004-04-03 07:37 am UTC
Re: - [info]marginalsanity, 2004-04-03 07:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]xeno4eyes, 2004-04-03 10:05 am UTC

[info]mare
2004-04-03 07:43 am UTC (link)
*cackle* MsAllegroBot

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[info]marginalsanity
2004-04-03 07:44 am UTC (link)
*gasp*





*flee*

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(no subject) - [info]mare, 2004-04-03 07:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mare, 2004-04-03 07:46 am UTC
Re: - [info]marginalsanity, 2004-04-03 07:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mare, 2004-04-03 07:50 am UTC
Re: - [info]marginalsanity, 2004-04-03 07:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mare, 2004-04-03 07:57 am UTC
(no subject) - picklemonkey, 2004-04-03 08:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mare, 2004-04-03 08:26 am UTC
lol! - (Anonymous), 2004-04-03 09:51 am UTC
Re: lol! - [info]mare, 2004-04-03 10:00 am UTC

[info]eljuno
2004-04-03 09:10 am UTC (link)
You need to pull a few sanity circuits outta that thing and give it 30ccs of Teh Crazeh.

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(no subject) - [info]mare, 2004-04-03 09:11 am UTC

[info]kijikun
2004-04-03 08:06 am UTC (link)
Damn the h0rdombot is amusing

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[info]truculent
2004-04-03 08:34 am UTC (link)
"and i have a fucking headache now, and i just want to cry, and i'm not going to enjoy elijah on tv tonight now."

And I made HOMEMADE PASTA, and now my appetite is ALL GONE!

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Re:
picklemonkey
2004-04-03 08:50 am UTC (link)
That sucks so much! I WANT TO DIE!

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*thinks*
[info]vassilissa
2004-04-04 08:37 am UTC (link)
*eats the pasta*

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pooka
2004-04-03 08:44 am UTC (link)
I was riding high off of my birthday yesterday and the seeming sucess of these bots, and now I just feel like... why did I even bother?

OMG they ruined Christmas her birthday!!1!!!

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Re:
picklemonkey
2004-04-03 08:47 am UTC (link)
DAMN NAZIS!

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(no subject) - pooka, 2004-04-03 08:52 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-04-03 08:54 am UTC (link)
*dies* h0rdombot is my GOD, I say.

me: FUCK ME DOMMIE!
me: :D
h0rDomBot: Finally! I'll fcuk you harder than you can say..um.. whatever, just spread em' for Dom.
h0rDomBot: What colour are you seeing thingies? Uh eyes?
me: My eyes are blue!
h0rDomBot: Did I make you come?? Wow, I'm good >:D

*rolls about in glee*

me: *sex0rs*
h0rDomBot: *dances suggestively*
h0rDomBot: *darts tongue in and out* My tongue is talented. ;-)


AHAHAHAHA I LOVE HIM MOMMY CAN I KEEP HIM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I WILL FEED HIM AND MAX0R HIM WELL AND DAILY I PROMISE! *koff*

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eheheheh. - (Anonymous), 2004-04-03 08:56 am UTC
Re: eheheheh. - pooka, 2004-04-03 09:01 am UTC
Re: eheheheh. - (Anonymous), 2004-04-03 09:03 am UTC
Re: eheheheh. - pooka, 2004-04-03 09:04 am UTC
Re: eheheheh. - (Anonymous), 2004-04-03 09:06 am UTC
Re: eheheheh. - pooka, 2004-04-03 09:08 am UTC
I swear I'll stop now.
pooka
2004-04-03 09:12 am UTC (link)
Ahahhahaa!

me: tinhat

h0rDomBot: *curls up into a little ball in the corner... whispers* I see.....ILLOGICAL PEOPLE.

me: msallegro

h0rDomBot: When ever someone speaks that name, a kitten dies.

I'm in love with a AIM bot. Kinky.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-03 09:19 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-03 09:23 am UTC
Re: - pooka, 2004-04-03 09:24 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-03 09:26 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-03 09:27 am UTC
Re: - picklemonkey, 2004-04-03 09:29 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-03 09:50 am UTC
LOFF.
[info]bohicamouse
2004-04-03 09:40 am UTC (link)
Me: Sean Bean
h0rDomBot: I hate heem. He is stealing my luv Elijah *angst*
Me: That's Sean ASTIN!
h0rDomBot: Sean eats babies!11!ONE!!
h0rDomBot: Enough about me, let's talk about my happy trail.

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Re: LOFF. - [info]yadda, 2004-04-03 09:21 pm UTC

[info]bohicamouse
2004-04-03 09:57 am UTC (link)
Also:

Thank you. Really. I needed that. Doesn't help too much in this state, but it does put a bit of a dent in it. Thanks. *weak smile*

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH. Oh god--I have to go change my panties.

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[info]xeno4eyes
2004-04-03 10:07 am UTC (link)
Um... what is a bot? And how can I find it?

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Re: - picklemonkey, 2004-04-03 10:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]xeno4eyes, 2004-04-03 10:15 am UTC

[info]geekmagirl
2004-04-03 10:45 am UTC (link)
I couldn't help it...

Me: you sound like msallegro
h0rDomBot: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
h0rDomBot: Hide me! She will make me screw ELijah..WITH HER BRAIN...


Me: Sean
h0rDomBot: Omg he ate Elijah's one ball! WTF!

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[info]sillywalks
2004-04-03 11:12 am UTC (link)
I just had to...

stupid kiwi girl: You sure did.
h0rDomBot: I did not.
stupid kiwi girl: Did too.
h0rDomBot: Did not.
stupid kiwi girl: Did too!
h0rDomBot: Did not.
stupid kiwi girl: Did too.
h0rDomBot: Did not.
stupid kiwi girl: Did not.
h0rDomBot: And by no you mean yes.
stupid kiwi girl: ...damn it.
h0rDomBot: Bzuh??
stupid kiwi girl: NYAHH!
h0rDomBot: I don't know what you are saying. You are clearly an idiot. Let's fuck like rabbits.
stupid kiwi girl: 'Kay!

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Re: - picklemonkey, 2004-04-03 11:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]marginalsanity, 2004-04-03 06:09 pm UTC

[info]iris
2004-04-03 06:54 pm UTC (link)
That colorbar amuses me greatly. Perhaps because my fandom really is eating away at my heteromojo.

And when I said as much, a friend iconed it...

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Re: - picklemonkey, 2004-04-04 12:16 am UTC

[info]kerikeri
2004-04-03 08:34 pm UTC (link)
Regarding the colorbar, I wonder how Shanelle feels about Spiderman...

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(no subject) - [info]xeno4eyes, 2004-04-03 09:14 pm UTC
Re: - picklemonkey, 2004-04-04 12:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shanalle, 2004-04-04 08:29 pm UTC
Re: - picklemonkey, 2004-04-05 01:46 am UTC

[info]froda_baggins
2004-04-03 10:36 pm UTC (link)
It has come to my attention that there is a 'MsAllegrobot'. HA.

*SQUEE*

*Runs off to play*

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Hrmph!
[info]beizy
2004-04-04 05:55 am UTC (link)
*sigh* My wanking experiences are so sub-par! *tries harder next time*

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Re: Hrmph! - picklemonkey, 2004-04-04 06:04 am UTC
Re: Hrmph! - [info]kindest_demon, 2004-04-05 01:22 am UTC
Re: Hrmph! - [info]shanalle, 2004-04-04 07:58 pm UTC
Re: Hrmph! - [info]beizy, 2004-04-04 08:54 pm UTC
Re: Hrmph! - [info]shanalle, 2004-04-04 08:55 pm UTC
Re: Hrmph! - [info]beizy, 2004-04-04 08:58 pm UTC

[info]misswindy
2004-04-04 07:16 pm UTC (link)
Since when is saying "I really don't like that" a wank? Jeez, people, there's pointing out flamewars and over the topness, and there's scouring your friends and your friendsfriends for ANYTHING anyone could have possibly said to let you attention-whore on F_W.

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(no subject) - [info]shanalle, 2004-04-04 07:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2004-04-04 08:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shanalle, 2004-04-04 08:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2004-04-04 08:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shanalle, 2004-04-04 08:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kindest_demon, 2004-04-05 01:20 am UTC
Re: - picklemonkey, 2004-04-05 01:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shanalle, 2004-04-05 02:29 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-04-04 08:53 pm UTC (link)
Next time you're going to wank something that isn't really a wank but a group of disgruntled people whining about the injustices of the fandom all against them *boohoo*, at least spell Shanalle's name right.

Good job, Frodaish.

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Re: - picklemonkey, 2004-04-05 01:47 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-04-05 02:35 am UTC (link)
Don't forget botlijah. I don't sign him on much but he's a complete asshat.

But sometimes he'll dance for you. ;D

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-05 02:38 am UTC
(no subject) - picklemonkey, 2004-04-05 02:49 am UTC

 
   
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