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Bunny ([info]bunny) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-04-04 08:04:00


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Museum Wank
The Minneapolis Art Institute is going to sell a painting by William Bouguereau (The Bohemian) to aquire Battledore by Albert Joseph Moore.

Artrenewal.org loves Bouguereau. A lot. And they start to wank. A lot.


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[info]mastervex
2004-04-04 07:23 pm UTC (link)
I wonder if they'll come over here and tell us we're like those bitchy girls in art school.
Does that fall under "fandom", though?

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[info]bunny
2004-04-04 07:28 pm UTC (link)
They are definitely Bouguereau fangirls (the website is one big fansite for 19th Century art), they just have a lot more money than your average LOTR, HP or X-Files wanker.

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[info]mastervex
2004-04-04 07:40 pm UTC (link)
Hee. I think they'd be horribly, incredibly offended at being called fangirls. Even better.

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[info]mireille
2004-04-04 07:49 pm UTC (link)
Do you think they'd be horribly offended if I pointed out that it isn't the Minneapolis Art Institute (it's the Institute of Arts - the Art Institute is, I think, one of those tech schools that advertises relentlessly on cable television)?

Because if so, I'm sorely tempted.

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[info]smo
2004-04-05 04:53 pm UTC (link)
If there is any way I can enable you to do this, please let me know.

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[info]cleolinda
2004-04-04 11:46 pm UTC (link)
I love that site, but... oh Lord, they so have a hard-on for Bouguereau; I noticed that the first time I was there. I'm shocked but not surprised that they're wanking over it now, if you know what I mean.

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[info]nicolae
2004-04-04 07:27 pm UTC (link)
OMG! Somebody think of the painting!

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[info]aruru
2004-04-04 11:17 pm UTC (link)
It thinks of you. In oils.


(Or pastels, watercolor, acryllics, etc. Take your pick.)

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[info]smo
2004-04-05 04:53 pm UTC (link)
That so needs to be iconed.

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[info]xturtle
2004-04-04 07:49 pm UTC (link)
local!wank -- how fun!!!

CJ,
who loves to procrastinate at MIA

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[info]ipomoea
2004-04-04 08:46 pm UTC (link)
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it hypocritical that the people who wrote the article are complaining about the possibility of the painting being sold to a private buyer when there's a whole article on their site about their own private art collection?

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[info]kookaburra
2004-04-05 06:10 am UTC (link)
But OMG! U just no ther goin to not let ne 1 seee it!@111!! theyr s000 burjwa!

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[info]ashenmote
2004-04-04 09:08 pm UTC (link)
MIA officially confesses
"You know, we get more people asking about that painting than any other.


I can imagine. The lass on the picture is pretty plus she looks like making an elaborate guess about the location of your carotid artery.

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[info]crickets
2004-04-04 09:18 pm UTC (link)
The link to the MAI online image of The Bohemian does not work.

I managed to get the article at ARC to load, then went back to look around the site. The main page now displays a small image of a childrens novel called The Light of Lucinda, and the article page displays a the image of a novel called Crosspoints.

WTFeth? Supposedly, there are adults running these sites, right? Right?

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[info]crickets
2004-04-04 09:24 pm UTC (link)
Arg, I went to check the last link to see the wank, and it's a "Save Me!" poster. Did anyone have the wank in another tab? I still have the article if anyone wants screen caps.

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[info]ashenmote
2004-04-04 09:46 pm UTC (link)
working link for the former picture here

The second pic doesn't work, too, but everything else seems still in order, to me. You noticed that "wank" and "a lot" are separate links, above and the actual wank is behind the former?

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[info]crickets
2004-04-04 10:02 pm UTC (link)
The links must be loading from your cache. The second link worked for me as well until I hit shift-reload. Yes, I got the "wank" link to work (that's the ARC article I have in another tab) but the "a lot" link was already changed to this image by the time I clicked it. Oh, well. :(

I'm sorry I missed the wank, but the childishness involved in these people self-sabotaging their sites is giving me a good giggle.

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[info]kijikun
2004-04-05 12:55 am UTC (link)
It seems to be fixed now... or maybe its just in my cache but.
http://www.artrenewal.org/articles/2004/Minneapolis/large/Save_Me_from_MIA1.jpg

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[info]crickets
2004-04-05 08:06 am UTC (link)
I got all of the links but the first one to work eventually. I think it was a combination of browser quirk and my own stupidity that caused the trouble.

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[info]skarrow
2004-04-05 01:11 am UTC (link)
an important member of the English Aesthetic Movement, but at best a rather emotionless member of that movement who took their ideology to an extreme by purposely removing any feelings in order to emphasize pretty women in carefully worked out elements of design and color.

So... their BNPainter vs. a rival BNPainter they consider a barbieshipperpainter.

And I love this wank, personally, for the use of shameful. That's just a great insult. Shameful.

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[info]musette
2004-04-05 02:13 am UTC (link)
Okay now I like Bouguereau well enough, and I'm not /over/ fond of Moore, but bitch please, it is not as if Bougeureau is Delcroix or Ingres! Acting as if he's the pinnacle of 19th C. art or some such is just bullshit, not to mention wanky as all fuck.

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[info]tianxiaode
2004-04-05 09:38 am UTC (link)
But Delacroix and Ingres? Obviously lesser lights than Bouguereu. I mean, he painted gypsy girls and angels. Not piddly historic figures like French kings and whatnot.

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[info]musette
2004-04-05 09:42 am UTC (link)
Psh, Napoleon? Far, FAR less important than a random gypsy chick with a violin. Ooooobviously.

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[info]serai
2004-04-05 02:42 am UTC (link)
You know, I looked carefully at both pictures, and I fail to see how "Battledore" is an example of "removing any feelings in order to emphasize pretty women in carefully worked out elements of design and color" and "La Bohemienne" isn't. I mean, it's just as much a picture of a pretty girl in a pretty background as the other is.

Hell, it's not like they're selling the Bouguereau in order to make way for a Pollock or anything. Yeesh.

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[info]ashenmote
2004-04-05 05:40 am UTC (link)
But Moore did it on purpose. Bouguereau on the other hand, he was painting happily away at the pretty landscape, and then that random chick went by, suddenly sat down and obstructed his view.

It was an accident, guv'ner.

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