Why not just tattoo "Wanker" on your forehead?
In one corner, we have </a></b></a>
fandom_bitch, who decides to friend everyone on Cassie Claire's friendslist and then complain about her Draco Trilogy, using such wit-filled gems as:
"It'd be cliché to say one could fit a truck through the holes in the plot, but my mind is so numb after reading that fic, I'll go with it."
and
"And if you think TDT is great, what the fuck is wrong with you? Do you sleep with a cute teddybear plushie under your arm at night while dreaming of the cute boy who sits two seats in front of you in maths?"
Needless to say, some fen are not amused.
I'm sure this journal will continue to be a veritable font of wank in the future.