wankprophet
2004-04-05 07:28 pm UTC (link)

Just want to check -- and if looking at this wrong, feel free to mock me -- that you presumably want public domain stuff. I personally think file-swapping is good for the music industry, but JournalFen might not care for openly advertising/advocating the exchange of copyrighted materials. Liability issues, I'd think, would be of primary concern.

Smack me if I'm missing the point. Hurt me so good.

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	sylvie 2004-04-05 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	Well. I poked about the tos, and I'm not 100% sure on if this is allowed. It may fall under the illegal behavior clause, however a part of me goes... But what's the harm? However, I would happily delete if a Journalfen/FW mod wants me too. Opinion? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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robin_serrano, 2004-04-08 08:27 am UTC

"It's spelled PLAGIARISM!" -

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panthea
2004-04-05 07:53 pm UTC (link)

The wanker's anthem:

"Joyous" by 12 Rounds

When my heart is bleeding
And my head keeps spinning
So I take a hit
And here I come

Love the way I feel
When my head's exploding
I know everything I need to know

How I love to watch your spirit broke
Nose bleeding
Now it is a time for me to go

Blood and sweat and tears
Will never stop so I'm leaving
Reeling from the kicks and the blows

Be happy
Be joyous
Be grateful
Be free
Whatever you want to
Just do it the fuck away from me

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	ivyblossom 2004-04-05 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	Cheers! (Reply to this)

	erik 2004-04-05 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	rudeness, blatant shit stirring, Yes, I'd like to nominate the entirety of Rammstein's discography for that one... it's like they composed a giant checklist of every squick and everything that's guaranteed to offend someone, then went through the list and wrote songs about every single one, and sat back and laughed as the media howled at them. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	miome 2004-04-05 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	Perfect F_W theme ... Quit Complaining by Brad Sucks. (That's not a ref. to Brad of LJ, btw.) And it's completely free, woohoo! (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	(Anonymous) 2004-04-05 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	Darling, Only the Good Die Young. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	sarajayechan 2004-04-05 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	For some reason, I'm thinking that "The boy is mine" song by Brandy and Monica. :o (Reply to this)(Thread)

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(Anonymous)
2004-04-05 08:47 pm UTC (link)

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	hugsnkisses 2004-04-05 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	(I did wonder why this was posted on your journal until you posted it here. pets) I'd nominate House of Fun and If I Only Had A Brain, they both seem so wankerish. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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sylvie, 2004-04-05 08:51 pm UTC

Heh. I'd nominate... -

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	norabombay 2004-04-05 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	Sent The Capricorns - The New Sound. It's the mp3 they have up on their site, so I'm thinking not so much with the legal issues. Two hipster girls, two casio keyboards. And discussing how they wanna party with the hip kids. Er, I like to think of it as related to those bitchy girls in High School. (Reply to this)

	azarias 2004-04-05 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	It's going to be a week til I can get at my mp3s. If, before then, someone would like to send you a copy of "Hold Your Head Up High (and blow your brains out)" by the Bloodhound Gang, that would wank wonderfully. (Reply to this)

mindset
2004-04-05 10:13 pm UTC (link)

I don't have this MP3'd, darnit, but must recommend Ookla the Mok's "Stop Talking About Comic Books Or I'll Kill You". Here's a sample (realplayer format), and these are the lyrics:

Stop talking about comic books or I’ll kill you.
I don’t care if the Hulk could defeat the Man of Steel.
I’m gonna rearrange your face
if you continue to debate
whether Logan’s claws could pierce Steve Roger’s shield.
I just couldn’t care less if they bring back Kraven,
and I don’t care if Spiderman’s a clone.
Stop spending all our cash
on back issues of the Flash,
or I swear to God you’re gonna spend your twilight years alone.

Okay, you can call them graphic novels,
but they’re still just plain old comic books to me,
and I don’t see why you must
always ceaselessly discuss
the post-Zero hour continuity.
For the last time I won’t read those Kirby Xmen.
You know that I prefer the work he did for DC.
And if you don’t want to die
you’ll lose that Overstreet Price Guide,
Comic Buyer’s Guide, and Wizard Magazine...
but please get the new Invisibles for me.

Also, their new "F. People" would probably suit. :)

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diamonde
2004-04-05 10:14 pm UTC (link)

Australia wins. TISM, Been Caught Wankin'.

Lyrics are:

Your mother gives the bathroom door
A final and desperate yankin' -
I been caught wankin'
"What's taking so long?!" she'd implore
'Cept here's something she's not seen before
Oh man, you been caught wankin'
I been caught wankin'

It's probably pretty Freudian
But its happened to every man
I been caught wankin'
Someone walks too suddenly in
And you're left standin' with a silly grin
And your dodger's still in your hand

I just been readin' N.M.E
'Bout what lately has got cred
They been caught wankin'
Look, its true that it might just be me
But I tell you what, as far as I can see
They're massaging Kojak's head
They been caught wankin'
He's a bloke you could meet any day
Last names? - hey, just drop it
He been caught wankin'
"Tom and Nicole" he'll often say
In his own familiar nice bloke way
Hey Ray - get your hand off it
Been caught wankin'

We all saw the funeral for Lady Di
And didn't you just want to barf?
They been caught wankin'
The media all with their snouts in the sty
Crocodile tears caught in their eyes
You had to be heartless not to laugh
They been caught wankin'

Why is it just so hard not to gag
When a rock star adopts some big issue?
Rock star, caught wankin'
"No animal cruelty" they're likely to brag
But later they'll put a fish up some slag
For godsakes, who's taken all the tissues?
Rock star, caught wankin'

A bad boy image does no real harm
So by all means, go be caught stealin'
You been caught wankin'
Go be caught crackin' car alarms
Be caught with a needle stuck up your arm -
Just don't be caught with spoof on the ceilin'
Been caught wankin'

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	iris 2004-04-05 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	I would like to suggest "If I Were Gay" by Stephen Lynch, in honor of all those good old yaoi fan flame wars. YouSendIt won't load for me, so I was unable to send the MP3. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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musette, 2004-04-06 03:44 am UTC

I'm not sure why, but this one seemed appropriate somehow...

(Anonymous)
2004-04-05 10:32 pm UTC (link)

It's an Irish drinking song titled, simply, "Bugger off you Bastards". I'm afraid I don't have a sound file for you, but here are the lyrics:

Bugger Off You Bastards

Bugger off you bastards bugger off (FUCK YOU)
Bugger off you bastards bugger off (FUCK YOU)
Like a heard of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off

You've be a splendid audiance oh my time has past
Now dont you all be letting the door hit you in the ass
You've been a lovely audiance but enough is enough
We'd take a drink kindly if you'd all just bugger off

Chorus

Here to barkeep and waitresses been serving you your beer
They've put up with your noxtious breath and stupid drunken lears
Be leaving all your money on the table when you go
For all you'll have a throbing head and nothing else to show

Chorus

Here's to all the lovely people who might be waiting for the band
And thinking one of them might make a charming one night stand
Oh please dont take offence this songs not ment for you
And we'll be happy to oblige you when this nasty job is through

Chorus

So now your promising the ladies a night of loving bliss
When truth be told your far too drunk to stand up staight and piss
So give it up you bloody sots you'll not be getting laid
And the sooner that your out the door the sooner we'll be paid

Chorus X 2 plus last line slow down

And here is where I found the lyrics:
http://irishlyrics.homestead.com/irishlyricsAtoZ.html

-Bardic Feline

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	llama_treats 2004-04-05 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	How about: "Johnny are you queer?" (I forget the name of the band) "Thieves" by Ministry "Your Racist Friend" by They Might Be Giants "Not an Addict" K's Choice "I, Me, Mine" by The Beatles (If you'd really like a copy of any or all of these, let me know.) (Reply to this)(Thread)

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dante_the_mouse
2004-04-05 10:40 pm UTC (link)

I nominate "Great To Be A Nerd" by The Arrogant Worms.

It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd
The only light we ever see is from our monitor

We argue about comic books and Internet connections
The biggest highlight of the year is the Star Trek Convention
Our town's not big enough to sign up any stars
But we once met a red shirt who was phasered by a Borg
(Man, he knew Mr. Sulu!) (What?)

It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd
We wear our Star Trek uniforms and talk like Captain Kirk

We have our own heroes who we try to emulate
I dream of one day being as sexy as Bill Gates
We hate watching sports 'cause we're reading Carl Sagan
But we'd watch the Olympics if they played Dungeons and Dragons
(I'm a Hobbit! Ha ha ha ha!)

It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd
We think Tolkien was a genius and Shakespeare was a turd

We rarely get a date or get talked to by a girl
Unless they're having trouble with their algebra homework
We're emotionally bereft and we're sexually frustrated
But we can download photographs of Agent Scully naked

It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd
We know the truth is out there but we'd have to leave our room

We are the nerds in your neighbourhood
Polyester's a fashion statement
But there's more room on the beach for you
'Cause we're locked in our basement

It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd
We like to wear colours that do not appear in nature

It's great to be a
Poorly-dressed, Fashionless,
Star Trekking, Roleplaying,
Ninety pounds, when wet down,
Pasty skinned, Pop drinking,
Underfed genius
Yes, it's great to be a nerd

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	My plug in baby crucifies my enemies... maryavatar 2004-04-06 12:05 am UTC (link)
	I've exposed your lies, baby The underneath is no big surprise Now it's time for changing And cleansing everything That song jumped into my head as soon as I read the post. Funny thing... I bought a new mp3 player today, and had just finished ripping a bunch of CDs. I go to check the new files, and there on top is... Muse - Plug In Baby. Spookeh. (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2004-04-06 12:41 am UTC (link)
	I don't have the file on my computer, but I recommend Queen's Another One Bites the Dust (http://www.lyricsdir.com/q/queen/another-one-bites-the-dust.php). (Reply to this)

	dunc 2004-04-06 12:47 am UTC (link)
	In honor of the deluded actor fangirls, I'd suggest Bree Sharp's David Duchovny, Why Won't you Love me?. Which I, alas, don't have on MP3. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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arielchan
2004-04-06 01:00 am UTC (link)

Fabulous props to anyone who can find the full version of the song (I only have the first 49 seconds) but in a fabulous crossing of the wank beams someone remixed Darren Hayes' "Insatiable" with Marilyn Manson's "Tainted Love".

As I recall, they're calling it Darilyn Mansun's "Insatiable Love".

And, though I'm very surprised no one's nominated it before, there should be Placebo's Teenage Angst.

~*Ariel*~

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Dennis Leary - I'm An Asshole

khym_chanur
2004-04-06 05:21 am UTC (link)

Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me,
About you,
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests,
About that special feelting we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver,
Maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon,
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe,
With a regular job.
I'm your average white,
Suburbanite slob.
I like football, and porno, and books about war.
I've got an average house,
With a nice hardwood floor.
My wife, and my job, my kids, and my car,
My feet on the table,
With a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough,
To keep a man like me interested,
Oh no, no way, uh uhh.
No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone elses expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,

I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seats,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicaped spaces,
While handicaped People, make handicaped faces,

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a big fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

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crickets, 2004-04-06 05:42 am UTC

Dennis Leary - Celtic wangsting song

khym_chanur
2004-04-06 05:22 am UTC (link)

They come over here and they take all our land.
They chop off our heads and they boil them in oil.
Our children are leaving and we have no heads.
We drink and we sing and we drink and we die.

We have no heads. No, we have no heads!

They come over here and they chop off our legs.
They cut off our hands and put nails in our eyes.
O'Grady is dead and O'Hanrahan's gone.
We drink and we die and continue to drink.

O'Hanrahan...No, O'Hanrahan!

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	apoplexia 2004-04-06 12:31 pm UTC (link)
	I would like to ~~pimp~~ nominate Eve Massacre's "Sweet as Neurotic Euro-Trash Indie Boys". (Reply to this)