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just another stormcrow ([info]sagralisse) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-04-05 11:07:00


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Hey lookit!

Persecution is caused by the imperfection humankind finds within themselves. Do not become a leech or flea that must feed off of other entities to live.

Did you know that leeches are good for restoring circulation after surgery and treating osteoarthritis? ::buffs nails::

Let's see, what else... a poem... yadda yadda. It's not much, but pseudo asceticism and careless use of Eastern philosophical concepts amuses the hell out of me.

[ETA: Recent developments! assadd_a_wuss deletes his or her journal for some reason. ::shrug:: Also, somebody posts a link at tws_support about how mad we are here. Then he/she deletes it. The same(?) person makes another whiny tws_support post basically claiming not to be add_a_wuss and complaining that he/she will have to delete his/her LJ. I don't know why. Someone posts a screencap of the first tws_support post, and people seem angry for some reason. That gets deleted. I don't know why.

I do know that [info]crickets is thoughtful and saves the poem for posterity, hooray!]

[ETA #2: Glomobius is nice enough to do a tws_summary that is much better than mine. It has helpful visual aids.]


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But... but... but...
[info]deoridhe
2004-04-05 07:37 pm UTC (link)
What about the NEMATODES?????

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Re: But... but... but...
[info]sagralisse
2004-04-05 07:41 pm UTC (link)
Can you train nematodes to suck blood and excrete anti-coagulants?

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Re: But... but... but... - [info]smo, 2004-04-05 07:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]delfeus, 2004-04-05 09:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-04-05 09:30 pm UTC
Re: - [info]delfeus, 2004-04-05 10:14 pm UTC
Nematodes - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-05 10:17 pm UTC
Re: Nematodes - [info]delfeus, 2004-04-05 10:28 pm UTC
Re: Nematodes - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-05 10:31 pm UTC
Re: Nematodes - [info]delfeus, 2004-04-06 09:54 am UTC
Re: Nematodes - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-06 02:44 pm UTC

[info]ipomoea
2004-04-05 07:46 pm UTC (link)
You missed the tick part, or is that new? Looks like someone's taking being wanked a little personally.

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[info]naienko
2004-04-05 07:48 pm UTC (link)
That's definitely new. It wasn't there when I first looked.

It's still funny to me that the name's been registered since 04/01, but it took til today to actually make an entry.

Hey Sagra! You're provocative! I'm a cat, come ride on me. You can be my pet tick.

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(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-04-05 07:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]naienko, 2004-04-05 08:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-04-05 08:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]naienko, 2004-04-05 08:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-04-05 08:27 pm UTC

[info]anon_3point5
2004-04-05 07:54 pm UTC (link)
Alas no one ever remember us poor anon trolls.

Ah well.

Tea?
Anon 3.5

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Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank
[info]deoridhe
2004-04-05 07:55 pm UTC (link)
In the hive vagina of time
You struggle to relube
All that you have wanked

Wrapped in human fabric
Unwanted hand
Because you are named wanker
Because you are named idiot

Pedestal yourself
By wanking upon others
Nothing shall rise above your spooge

You pride yourself for nothing
Wretched erection, lustful entity
Your foundation is semen
Seeping through each hollow pore

Fate holds malice toward you
Die alone and empty
You who build yourself
By putting down your own kind

Emotion is your cloak
Illogic is your cap
Blind Faith is your path
Fanaticism is your heart
Perspective is your death

Eh... not all that good a poem, mocked or unmocked. It scans like a deranged twelve year old's attempt at blank verse, but the poetic metaphor isn't carried for longer than a line or two. The final lines have some promise, but there's no previous support for building the 'body' in the above lines, so it falls flat. The mangled attempts at advanced English don't help, of course.

And of course now I'm tempted to write a FW sonnet. *headdesk*

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*cough*
[info]ari_o
2004-04-05 08:01 pm UTC (link)
I've written f_w limericks before. :D

here is a haiku


fandom wank is good
for what ails you unless you
are a big loser

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Re: *cough* - [info]toxictattoo, 2004-04-05 09:17 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]sagralisse, 2004-04-05 09:25 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-05 09:54 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]ari_o, 2004-04-05 11:13 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]smo, 2004-04-05 10:00 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-05 10:01 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]smo, 2004-04-05 10:08 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-05 10:18 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]naienko, 2004-04-05 10:20 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-05 10:21 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]smo, 2004-04-05 10:32 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]naienko, 2004-04-05 10:36 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]smo, 2004-04-05 10:46 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-05 10:47 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]smo, 2004-04-05 10:49 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-05 10:50 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]naienko, 2004-04-05 10:57 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-05 11:11 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]smo, 2004-04-05 10:59 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-05 11:12 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-04-06 04:39 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]naienko, 2004-04-06 07:56 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-04-06 09:04 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]ari_o, 2004-04-05 11:26 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]sagralisse, 2004-04-06 12:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-04-06 03:16 am UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank
[info]sagralisse
2004-04-05 08:15 pm UTC (link)
Cluelessness is your blind-eyed glans
Humorlessness is your shaft
Anonymity is your condom
Resentment is your hairy sac
Our mockery -- your genital warts

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Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank
[info]darkwitch666
2004-04-05 10:09 pm UTC (link)
I think that I shall never see
A site that makes me have to pee
From laughing till my sides are sore
At all that wank--but wait, there's more:

I really wish that I could bank
The snark that's found on fandom_wank
It is, and I'm not kidding dear,
The reason for my presence here

I may not post as much as ought
But don't you ever think it's not
That I don't care--I'm not a scrooge;
It's 'cause I'm *dying* from the splooge.

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Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]toxictattoo, 2004-04-05 10:11 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]darkwitch666, 2004-04-05 11:22 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - (Anonymous), 2004-04-05 11:46 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]crickets, 2004-04-05 11:50 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-05 11:50 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - (Anonymous), 2004-04-05 11:55 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-05 11:57 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]darkwitch666, 2004-04-06 12:10 am UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]darkwitch666, 2004-04-06 12:17 am UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - (Anonymous), 2004-04-06 01:30 am UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - (Anonymous), 2004-04-06 02:36 am UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]sagralisse, 2004-04-06 12:25 am UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank
[info]wankprophet
2004-04-05 11:08 pm UTC (link)
Unlike certain others on F_W ::glances around at 85 percent of the F_W community members:: I'm male and can reproduce with you. Will you have my snark-babies?

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Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-05 11:15 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]wankprophet, 2004-04-05 11:57 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-06 01:56 am UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]wankprophet, 2004-04-06 03:31 am UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank
[info]ashenmote
2004-04-06 01:06 am UTC (link)
Shit! Cloak and a cap? That's all?

I've put down my own kind at F_W and all I got is this lousy cloak. And a cap.

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Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]apoplexia, 2004-04-06 02:29 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]ashenmote, 2004-04-06 03:35 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-06 03:45 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]apoplexia, 2004-04-06 03:47 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]ashenmote, 2004-04-06 04:09 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]apoplexia, 2004-04-06 04:15 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]ashenmote, 2004-04-06 04:37 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]apoplexia, 2004-04-06 04:42 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]ashenmote, 2004-04-06 05:05 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]apoplexia, 2004-04-06 06:09 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]ashenmote, 2004-04-06 06:45 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]apoplexia, 2004-04-06 06:55 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]sagralisse, 2004-04-06 07:07 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-06 07:13 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]apoplexia, 2004-04-06 07:20 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]sagralisse, 2004-04-06 07:45 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]ashenmote, 2004-04-06 08:12 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]ashenmote, 2004-04-06 08:15 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]apoplexia, 2004-04-06 08:43 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]sagralisse, 2004-04-06 09:53 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]ashenmote, 2004-04-06 07:22 pm UTC
Re: Behind the shed - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-06 06:59 pm UTC
Re: Behind the shed - [info]apoplexia, 2004-04-06 07:07 pm UTC
Re: Behind the shed - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-06 07:13 pm UTC
Re: Behind the shed - [info]apoplexia, 2004-04-06 07:23 pm UTC
Re: Behind the shed - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-06 07:29 pm UTC
Re: Behind the shed - [info]ashenmote, 2004-04-06 07:31 pm UTC
Re: Behind the shed - [info]apoplexia, 2004-04-06 07:47 pm UTC
Re: Behind the shed - [info]ashenmote, 2004-04-06 08:05 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-06 06:58 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]ashenmote, 2004-04-06 07:37 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]naienko, 2004-04-06 07:54 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]ashenmote, 2004-04-06 08:19 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]naienko, 2004-04-06 08:21 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]ashenmote, 2004-04-06 08:34 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]sagralisse, 2004-04-06 09:49 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]naienko, 2004-04-06 10:28 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]sagralisse, 2004-04-06 10:38 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]naienko, 2004-04-06 10:53 pm UTC
fan fiction - [info]sagralisse, 2004-04-06 11:09 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]ashenmote, 2004-04-06 11:16 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]sagralisse, 2004-04-07 12:03 am UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-06 07:58 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]ashenmote, 2004-04-06 08:45 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-06 08:53 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]naienko, 2004-04-06 08:59 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-06 09:25 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-06 06:56 pm UTC
Re: Enlightenment To Only Fandom Wank - [info]wankprophet, 2004-04-06 09:14 pm UTC
Huh! - [info]wankprophet, 2004-04-06 09:05 pm UTC

[info]els_chan
2004-04-05 08:01 pm UTC (link)
Wo~ow. Bitter much?

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*cough*
[info]ari_o
2004-04-05 08:12 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, bit him too.

Sorry - I'm feeling five today.

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Re: *cough* - [info]els_chan, 2004-04-05 08:31 pm UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]ari_o, 2004-04-05 08:36 pm UTC

ninglor
2004-04-05 08:31 pm UTC (link)
Um, wow.

Yeah.

Just, wow.

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(no subject) - [info]naienko, 2004-04-05 08:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - ninglor, 2004-04-06 05:39 am UTC

[info]aloysius
2004-04-05 09:00 pm UTC (link)
Yeeep, calling someone a tick isn't persecution at all, and it's not caused by the imperfection humankind finds within themselves, either.

(Is this guy trying to be Buddhistic, or some such thing? I suppose I ought to be offended.)

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(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-04-05 09:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]naienko, 2004-04-05 09:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-04-05 09:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ymfaery, 2004-04-05 09:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-04-05 11:45 pm UTC

[info]crickets
2004-04-05 09:37 pm UTC (link)
If you are among the 186 people that were friended, and posted to earlier posts and have returned to ask for deletion this was unnecessary for you to do. It was a temporary test and has now been completed in order to make room for other tests. Thank you for your participation, willing and/or unwilling.

Don't people who pull this crap realize that they come off sounding like pathetic Evil Overlord wannabes?

Wussy, darling: it's been done to death. Bored now.

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Agitated by friending? - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-05 09:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-05 10:00 pm UTC
Anonymouse - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-05 10:02 pm UTC
Re: Anonymouse - (Anonymous), 2004-04-06 02:48 am UTC
Re: Anonymouse - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-06 03:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]naienko, 2004-04-05 10:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2004-04-05 10:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]naienko, 2004-04-05 10:35 pm UTC

[info]pyratejenni
2004-04-05 10:30 pm UTC (link)
Wuss deleted his/her poem. Awwwwwww!

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Awwwwwww! - [info]crickets, 2004-04-05 10:38 pm UTC
Re: Awwwwwww! - [info]naienko, 2004-04-05 10:39 pm UTC
Re: Awwwwwww! - [info]crickets, 2004-04-05 10:47 pm UTC
Re: Awwwwwww! - [info]naienko, 2004-04-05 10:50 pm UTC
Re: Awwwwwww! - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-05 10:52 pm UTC
Re: Awwwwwww! - [info]naienko, 2004-04-05 10:55 pm UTC
Re: Awwwwwww! - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-05 10:58 pm UTC
Re: Awwwwwww! - [info]naienko, 2004-04-05 11:04 pm UTC
Re: Awwwwwww! - [info]naienko, 2004-04-05 10:59 pm UTC
Re: Awwwwwww! - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-05 11:07 pm UTC
Re: Awwwwwww! - [info]naienko, 2004-04-05 11:11 pm UTC
Re: Awwwwwww! - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-05 11:17 pm UTC
Re: Awwwwwww! - [info]naienko, 2004-04-05 11:21 pm UTC
Re: Awwwwwww! - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-05 11:37 pm UTC
Re: Awwwwwww! - [info]phoenix_knight, 2004-04-06 12:41 am UTC
Re: Awwwwwww! - [info]naienko, 2004-04-06 12:45 am UTC
Re: Awwwwwww! - [info]crickets, 2004-04-05 10:55 pm UTC
Re: Awwwwwww! - [info]naienko, 2004-04-05 11:00 pm UTC
Re: Awwwwwww! - [info]crickets, 2004-04-05 11:06 pm UTC
Re: Awwwwwww! - [info]naienko, 2004-04-05 11:12 pm UTC
Re: Awwwwwww! - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-05 11:18 pm UTC
Such genius! - [info]serai, 2004-04-05 10:54 pm UTC
Re: Awwwwwww! - [info]gaisce, 2004-04-05 11:26 pm UTC

[info]nekoneko
2004-04-05 10:45 pm UTC (link)
I'm detecting some hatred for the hive vagina.

And sorry if it's already been pointed out.

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(no subject) - [info]naienko, 2004-04-05 10:52 pm UTC
I call pansy! - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-05 11:21 pm UTC
Re: I call pansy! - [info]crickets, 2004-04-05 11:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gaisce, 2004-04-05 11:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2004-04-05 11:52 pm UTC
Hm
[info]serai
2004-04-05 10:51 pm UTC (link)
Looks like someone is doing some self-advertisement:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/tws_support/273032.html

Gee, transparent much?

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[info]psychofangirl
2004-04-05 11:12 pm UTC (link)
EHHHH...what?

So, if you don't give a shit about being friended by some troll, you would sell out an ally ot something?

And if you don't care about being wanked, you are what now?

Of course, it's obvious that it's generally best to be somewhere in the middle, but what happens on the internet and in real life are TWO DIFFERENT TIMES.

Other than that, comedy gold pretty much. The only thing I learned about myself was how much I love this place. :)

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Lookee-lookee...
[info]glomobius
2004-04-05 11:27 pm UTC (link)
How sweet.

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Re: Lookee-lookee... - [info]naienko, 2004-04-05 11:39 pm UTC
Re: Lookee-lookee... - [info]deoridhe, 2004-04-05 11:49 pm UTC
Re: Lookee-lookee... - [info]glomobius, 2004-04-05 11:53 pm UTC
Re: Lookee-lookee... - [info]glomobius, 2004-04-06 12:00 am UTC
Awwww, isn't it CUTE when he delets things?
[info]glomobius
2004-04-05 11:52 pm UTC (link)
THE DEED

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Addendum - [info]glomobius, 2004-04-06 12:01 am UTC
Re: Addendum - [info]sagralisse, 2004-04-06 12:13 am UTC
Re: Addendum - [info]glomobius, 2004-04-06 12:32 am UTC

[info]gal_montag
2004-04-06 12:03 am UTC (link)
And to think, this almost made me feel ike a big bad man. But then I realized I'm not only not a man, but I don't care either.

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*snort*
[info]serai
2004-04-06 12:21 am UTC (link)
I'm gona delete this lj cause you say it's him

Really? If he wasn't the troll, then how did he know the troll was MALE?

It's the little details that sink 'em, usually.

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Re: *snort* - [info]amasaglajax, 2004-04-06 03:33 am UTC

[info]sorchar
2004-04-06 06:07 am UTC (link)
Huh? Dammit, this happens every time I leave the house - something goes down and I don't get in on it till much too late to be cool.

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(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-04-06 03:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-04-06 07:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]naienko, 2004-04-06 08:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-04-06 08:19 pm UTC

 
   
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