My friends are not immune
Every once in awhile the wank comes to me!

First I recieve a call to arms in my LJ from Shanisasha, whose name I am too lazy to turn into a link at the moment.

Your Kateness, I need you and Ms. Cassie's magnificent bitching skills pleeeeeeeease =)

If interested, check my LJ =)

Well hell yeah I'm interested in being bitchy, Shani! I head over to her LJ as per her request and it turns out she's been flamed over on FF.net, and oh man is the spooge flying.


Shani's entry, which seems reasonable enough until I start to wonder why she commented in my LJ if she's "above" asking people to flame the flamer, links to this entry by kwobtchan, whose name I recognize from somewhere. Here's what SHE has to say, inbetween all the repostings of private e-mails:

Please feel free to submit piss and vitriol for the hack I will be preparing this evening- credit vis LJ username will be given all submissions. I mean, this just screams for attention via the one quote from the bible I espouse (and Schuldich too, as CV fans know).

Ask and ye shall receive. Knock and the door shall be opened unto thee.

Oh, and you need not know anything about Devil May Cry to submit remarks. I mean, the author doesn't. *Alastor*

Curiouser and curiouser! Loving wank the way I do, I decide to check out the fic's reviews, not bothering to read the fic because I know nothing about the fandom and it's fucking long. And that's where the real fun begins, my friends. I won't spoil everything, especially not the OH-SO-ORIGINAL AND WITTY FLAME that started this all in the first place, but here's a snippet of the aftermath:

Your assumptions on my personal character are almost funny. I suggest you take that lovely flame you gave me and place it right to the left of your sigmoideal curve. I also suggest you find an anatomical dictionary to find out where that is, unless you rather I draw you a picture and color it in for you, too.

Isn't that somewhere in the sub-cockle area?