First little wank...
My first wank...please lube...

In the vein of "If you don't have anything nice to say come sit in my lap don't say anything at all," comes "think twice before saying something nice."

So, greymatterdsgn wants to let fans of Sean Patrick Flanery (Young Indiana Jones & The Boondock Saints) know that he's a decent guy who doesn't mind serving a fan a drink at a bar.

Two replies later, Leeloo2 turns what could've been a nice all-growed-up people's discussion about what a celebrity (and with SPF, 'celebrity' is used quite loosely) owes his or her fans turns into

So the two cretins who couldn't spell a screen name properly to save their lives have joined forces? Well, birds of a feather I guess. *sigh* I don't think I will ever understand why I try so hard to educate people who are obviously ignorant beyond hope.

and

Bugger off you toehead which made me giggle.

It's imdb.com, yes, but it didn't start with the standard "OMG Sean SUX!! u all r losers!" like most entries at imdb.com There are some good points here and there, but the funny stuff is in between.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001218/board/nest/3909892

It's really small, a bit stagnant, but charming nonetheless.

BTW, Sean Patrick Flanery is a nice guy...