X Wank! ("Boku wank... kimi wo...")
Hi, all. First wank, so do me hard be gentle.

Welcome to... the Twanklight Zone.

Today's episode begins in the Seishirou/Subaru Community, with the posting of a piece of fanfiction by a new member.

Very first comment has choffman giving a rather blunt opinion of the piece. The opinion, however, isn't where the wank starts.

Choffman declares that Seishirou's name is incorrectly romanised. EvilAsianGenius and Majinkarp point out that there are several different ways to write his name in English.

Choffman proceeds to get all up in everybody's shit.

It's a small wank, but a pretty nasty one. Highlights include:

--ariseishirou accusing Majinkarp of baiting Choffman when Majinkarp suggests that Choffman please try to not blow up at everybody.
--Choffman complaining that "some people can call names, swear, and fling insults with everyone just accepting it as normal", but she can't even say something mildly not-nice without everyone jumping all over her.
--Ariseishirou predicting that Majinkarp or "one of her friends" "post it to Fandom_Wank in a pitiful attempt to garner support from the like-minded".

Best part of this is, I don't actually even know Majinkarp. Found this all on my very own. :D