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vassilissa ([info]vassilissa) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-04-11 14:13:00


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Hot Cross Wank!
A bit cold, actually - I only found it just now, searching for icon material for The Last Temptation of Christ. It's been running since September last year, but the most recent post was yesterday.

Anyway, it's a beautiful IMDB thread on how TLToC should never have been made, because it features Christ kissing John on the lips. Except that he didn't. That'd be Judas. And that'd be in the Bible.

It's plainly started by a troll, but it's yummy all the same. Spiced with irrelevant, modern paedophile priests, people praying for each other, agnostics telling Christians how they ought to react to something as Christians, Jesus as French, Jesus as (not) Rambo, and Jesus fighting sea monkeys in a tub of mud.


the fact that this movie implys that he is gay and a perv gets on my nerves and I dont think this was Jesus's life at all...there more to being human than sinning
I hope ,no I know ,that Mel Gibsons movie will be more acurate...


i never met someone who knew jesus as well as you. Does he have body odor. I just allways wondered?

In other cultures across the world it is perfectly normal for a man to kiss another, albeit it is simply customary, not sexual. I imagine this may be part of the reason it is in the film. Or, from what I understand of the plot line, maybe it was another result of the devil's temptation. Who knows. I'll watch the film eventually and give you all my full perogative.

As for the vow of celibacy, do I REALLY need to bring up how PRIESTS are engaging in HOMOSEXUAL acts with MINORS?

I find it incredible that Christians can complain about this movie [...] I say all this as an agnostic by the way.

Didn´t you Know that was usual in ancient time people kiss themselves. WhyJudas kiss Jesus in the left face? Was he a communist? It wasn't normal kissi in face like nowadays.

God does exist and the reason why so many other religions exist is because the devil also exists.

No, I'm not being racist, I'm saying that Jesus wasn't a homosexual so why come up with the idea.
and from the same poster,
This is a stupid movie that pissed people off and this is a stupid conversation. Someone just end it.
([info]jurisimprudence folks, is there a law about furthering the conversation by telling people they should stop furthering the conversation?


(edited to correct the tags)


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Jesus was a commie
(Anonymous)
2004-04-11 08:05 am UTC (link)
Didn´t you Know that was usual in ancient time people kiss themselves.

What, like in the mirror?

WhyJudas kiss Jesus in the left face? Was he a communist?

...the left face? As opposed to what? I mean, if he'd said cheek, I'd understand...

Also, Jesus was such a communist. He was a hippie, doncha know, with the hair, and the sandals, and the cult followers, and he was all about that brotherly love shit (Jesus: not so much with the pre-emptive strikes), and plus, he threw all the money-lenders out of the temple, which is just SO un-capitalist. Fuckin' commie.

It wasn't normal kissi in face like nowadays.

I...I don't even know what to say to that. Except, BWAH.

Oyster

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Re: Jesus was a commie
(Anonymous)
2004-04-11 08:59 pm UTC (link)
He was one of those damn long-haired, bleeding-heart liberals, and a Jew as well. Of course he was a pinko.

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Re: Jesus was a commie
[info]mariagoner
2004-04-11 09:02 pm UTC (link)
Why Judas kiss Jesus in the left face?

Because Judas turned out to be more two-faced than previously thought?

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Re: Jesus was a commie
[info]chaoscheebs
2004-04-12 12:30 am UTC (link)
Actually, he was a multiple-headed alien, so he had multiple faces. Jesus: Like Zaphod Beetlebrox, in a way.

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Re: Jesus was a commie - [info]iczer6, 2004-04-12 01:34 am UTC
Re: Jesus was a commie - [info]xeno4eyes, 2004-04-12 07:33 am UTC
Re: Jesus was a commie - [info]musette, 2004-04-12 10:44 pm UTC
Re: Jesus was a commie - [info]vassilissa, 2004-04-13 04:39 am UTC
Re: Jesus was a commie - [info]musette, 2004-04-13 08:35 am UTC
Re: Jesus was a commie - (Anonymous), 2004-04-12 04:39 am UTC
Re: Jesus was a commie - [info]kookaburra, 2004-04-12 08:06 am UTC
Re: Jesus was a commie - [info]vergilsparda, 2004-04-12 09:40 am UTC
Re: Jesus was a commie - [info]chaoscheebs, 2004-04-13 03:54 am UTC

[info]bohicamouse
2004-04-11 08:43 am UTC (link)
I'll watch the film eventually and give you all my full perogative.

*sobs brokenly* As if the "perogative" misspelling weren't already one of my biggest pet peeves, now people have completely forgotten what the word MEANS.

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[info]imbrium
2004-04-11 08:49 am UTC (link)
*sobs brokenly* As if the "perogative" misspelling weren't already one of my biggest pet peeves
Oh sweet god, yes. If you're going to use big words in an attempt to sound intelligent, spell them right, for fuck's sake!

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[info]delfeus
2004-04-11 07:41 pm UTC (link)
What does that mean? *stupid*

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(no subject) - [info]nicolae, 2004-04-11 08:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]delfeus, 2004-04-12 07:45 am UTC

[info]zarla
2004-04-11 09:26 am UTC (link)
It wasn't normal kissi in face like nowadays.

Should that have made me laugh as much as it did?

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[info]mariagoner
2004-04-11 09:03 pm UTC (link)
It wasn't normal kissi in face like nowadays.

...Why was that? Because Judas included tounge?

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(no subject) - [info]valarltd, 2004-04-12 01:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wisdomeagle, 2004-04-12 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sillywalks, 2004-04-12 02:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2004-04-12 06:18 pm UTC

[info]azarias
2004-04-11 09:41 am UTC (link)
ICON!

No, nothing constructive to say.

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[info]chash
2004-04-11 05:21 pm UTC (link)
*seconds*

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[info]dawnswalker
2004-04-11 11:39 am UTC (link)
"i never met someone who knew jesus as well as you. Does he have body odor. I just allways wondered?"

Sure, it's not the most grammatically-correct statement in the world, but... Hee!

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[info]zana16
2004-04-11 12:26 pm UTC (link)
I thought the reason this movie upset the fundies was that Jesus (oh! the horror!) had sex with Mary Magdalene? See, the sex-phobic people I could laugh at. But now that's all okay, it doesn't matter if Jesus slept with a woman but omg kissing a man?! wtf!

I wish the level of intelligence displayed on the internet didn't make me so afraid for the future of humanity...

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angkgriffen
2004-04-12 01:23 am UTC (link)
Icon!

(Although, if it said "Chienne, s'il vous plaît" I'd love you even more.)

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(no subject) - [info]zana16, 2004-04-12 08:05 am UTC

[info]crickets
2004-04-12 02:01 am UTC (link)
The cracked part of all the controversy was that there was no sex onscreen between Jesus and Mary (that I can recall) though at one point Jesus did spend quite some time waiting for Mary to finish servicing her customers. The "temptation" was a chance at a normal life with friends and family, including *gasp!* children. Perish the thought. Someone correct me if my memory is faulty on this.

Um, didn't Judas kiss Jesus on the ear?

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(no subject) - [info]serai, 2004-04-12 01:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2004-04-12 08:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]serai, 2004-04-12 10:06 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-04-11 01:44 pm UTC (link)
Long story short, my friend tommy's cousin leroy was Jesus's roomate,and he toally saw him making out with some dude one night. I mean, what guy that has a band of 12 dudes following him around everywhere, isnt gay?

*Snerk*

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2004-04-11 02:22 pm UTC (link)
*giggle*

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-11 03:48 pm UTC

[info]nicolae
2004-04-11 06:29 pm UTC (link)
And the foot washing? Kinky!

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(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-04-11 09:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2004-04-12 05:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2004-04-12 05:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sadisticferret, 2004-04-12 06:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2004-04-12 06:42 am UTC
Going with you, with a little help from William Blake - [info]telesilla, 2004-04-12 09:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vergilsparda, 2004-04-12 09:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2004-04-12 10:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vergilsparda, 2004-04-12 10:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]epanssureves, 2004-04-11 09:25 pm UTC

[info]delfeus
2004-04-11 07:43 pm UTC (link)
Well, they could be optimists thinking that he's in denial... :D

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[info]coclytus
2004-04-11 04:52 pm UTC (link)
Just like Templebrat here, I never saw the movie either, but I was shocked when I heard that there is also a scene with Jesus giving John a handjob. And in another scene, Jesus fights sea monkeys in a tub of mud...

OK, now I want to see this movie. ;-)

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(no subject) - [info]nicolae, 2004-04-11 06:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]candy, 2004-04-12 06:52 am UTC
Eek! - [info]serai, 2004-04-12 01:04 pm UTC

[info]nicolae
2004-04-11 06:27 pm UTC (link)
...is it bad that the worst bit, to me, is them mixing up John the Baptist and John the Evangelist?

(Also, when I saw Jesus/John kissing, I was SO about to go out and rent that movie...)

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-11 09:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nicolae, 2004-04-11 10:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-11 10:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]azarias, 2004-04-12 02:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]princessdot, 2004-04-13 08:35 am UTC

[info]mariagoner
2004-04-11 09:01 pm UTC (link)
i never met someone who knew jesus as well as you. Does he have body odor. I just allways wondered?

Hey, hey, hey! Knock it off, you. If ever there existed a man who could justifiably say his shit didn't stink, it was Jesus.

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[info]singe
2004-04-11 09:58 pm UTC (link)
God does exist and the reason why so many other religions exist is because the devil also exists.

Aw, screw you. That poster is probably the nut I saw screaming at the Chinese New Year parade in San Francisco for being Of THe DEBIL!!1

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-11 11:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nicolae, 2004-04-11 11:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-12 12:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nicolae, 2004-04-12 01:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2004-04-12 05:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nicolae, 2004-04-12 05:15 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-12 01:36 am UTC
Re: - [info]singe, 2004-04-12 02:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nicolae, 2004-04-12 02:51 am UTC
well, that breathed life into this thread - (Anonymous), 2004-04-12 02:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2004-04-12 03:54 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-12 03:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2004-04-12 04:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2004-04-12 05:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vassilissa, 2004-04-12 06:23 am UTC
well, live and learn - (Anonymous), 2004-04-12 02:54 am UTC
I have a history of dental problems...oh, yes...YES! - [info]singe, 2004-04-12 03:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]delfeus, 2004-04-12 07:57 am UTC
Re: - [info]singe, 2004-04-13 02:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]delfeus, 2004-04-12 07:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2004-04-13 02:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2004-04-12 12:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2004-04-12 02:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-04-12 06:16 am UTC

[info]phyll
2004-04-12 07:38 am UTC (link)
Didn´t you Know that was usual in ancient time people kiss themselves. WhyJudas kiss Jesus in the left face? Was he a communist? It wasn't normal kissi in face like nowadays.

Damn Commie trash with his crazy "equality" thing- what the hell [no pun intended] was up with that anyway?

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[info]nicolae
2004-04-13 04:32 am UTC (link)
I...I was taking a shower...and Jesus spoke to me...and said He, too, was a f_wanker.

So I had to write it.

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