Current mood:

E-V-O-L

I can't deal with my fandom any longer.
I know all I do is X-Files wank and this is more of the same, but my brain tends to leak out of my ears when I read some of the crap that goes on in the name of my former fandom.

Today's fun starts on this thread on DDFanatics. Or as I like to call it, the Cow Pasture. Seems our pals Pippy and Mulderpause are going to ~~stalk~~ go see Duchov at the Tribeca Film Festival where his v.v. personal masterpiece that will for sure win him is much deserved Oscar (TM) House of D is going to premiere.

Elsewhere on the same board Pippy (who made friends with "Zelda Williams" - or more likely a person claiming to be Robin Williams' daughter Zelda - on the IMDb boards for HOD et al cackle as only fanatical fans can at the silly gillys who show up every night at the stage door of Gillian Anderson's latest play. I especially love Ms. P's remark:

OY! and some of them have the nerve to talk about DD fans being stalkers

Please also note the very interesting post from our own dearest Cow:

I have a dumb excuse for not going to NYC. I don't fly. I used to hop on planes all the time without thinking, but not anymore. I don't have a fear of crashing. I just don't like to be confined in (or on) anything I can't get out of.

I have an even dumber excuse for not going to see DD when he was filming RTM. David was living and working about 30 miles away from me for 2 months, but I had cronic "bad hair day". I wanted to see him, but I didn't want him to see me.....as if

Hmmm, Duchov's biggest fan isn't 'able' to go see him because she is claustrophobic and has bad ~~fur~~ hair?

Even one of her co-moos calls her on it:

DD was filming practically at your back door and you didn't go because of "bad hair?" Girl ... put on a Yankees baseball cap and go!! He'd have loved it.

This all supports my theory that there is a restraining order against Ms. MooCow.

Elsewhere in the pasture there are complaints that the very negative review of Connie & Carla the newest Nia Vardalos ~~disaster~~ movie, in the Village Voice is written by an unhappy, mean, bitter, jealous man. I'm sure David Ng, who wrote the review, will be receiving some nasty badly written emails. And he won't give a shit.

This phenomenon of trashing critics has been pointed out with much fanfare and wank over on The Snoggers Sanctum Board.

And to bring us full circle (to the truth) Pippy and those DDFans who are left on the Haven for the FBI's most deluded go over the EVOL V.V. review and as an extra added special bonus bemoan the fact that ~~Bob~~ DD has not yet appeared on the show that is the paragon of good taste

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I know all I do is X-Files wank and this is more of the same, but my brain tends to leak out of my ears when I read some of the crap that goes on in the name of my former fandom.

Today's fun starts on this <a href = "http://emerald.bbboy.net/ddfans-viewthread?forum=2&thread=740">thread</a> on <a href = "http://emerald.bbboy.net/ddfans">DDFanatics</a>. Or as I like to call it, the Cow Pasture. Seems our pals Pippy and Mulderpause are going to <strike>stalk</strike> go see Duchov at the Tribeca Film Festival where his v.v. personal masterpiece that will for sure win him is much deserved Oscar (TM) House of D is going to premiere.

Elsewhere on the same board Pippy (who made friends with "Zelda Williams" - or more likely a person claiming to be Robin Williams' daughter Zelda - on the IMDb boards for <a href = "http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0372334/board/threads/">HOD</a> et al cackle as only fanatical fans can at the silly gillys who show up every night at the stage door of Gillian Anderson's latest <a href = "http://emerald.bbboy.net/ddfans-viewthread?forum=6&thread=74">play</a>. I especially love Ms. P's remark:

OY! and some of them have the nerve to talk about DD fans being stalkers

Please also note the very interesting post from our own dearest Cow:

I have a dumb excuse for not going to NYC. I don't fly. I used to hop on planes all the time without thinking, but not anymore. I don't have a fear of crashing. I just don't like to be confined in (or on) anything I can't get out of.

I have an even dumber excuse for not going to see DD when he was filming RTM. David was living and working about 30 miles away from me for 2 months, but I had cronic "bad hair day". I wanted to see him, but I didn't want him to see me.....as if

Hmmm, Duchov's biggest fan isn't 'able' to go see him because she is claustrophobic and has bad <strike>fur</strike> hair?

Even one of her co-moos calls her on it:

DD was filming practically at your back door and you didn't go because of "bad hair?" Girl ... put on a Yankees baseball cap and go!! He'd have loved it.

This all supports my theory that there is a restraining order against Ms. MooCow.

Elsewhere in the pasture there are complaints that the very negative review of Connie & Carla the newest Nia Vardalos <strike>disaster</strike> movie, in the Village Voice is written by an unhappy, mean, bitter, jealous man. I'm sure David Ng, who wrote the review, will be receiving some nasty badly written emails. And he won't give a shit.

This phenomenon of trashing critics has been pointed out with much fanfare and wank over on <a href = "http://pub17.ezboard.com/fsanctumboarddavidandgillianrumours.showMessage?topicID=392.topic">The Snoggers Sanctum Board</a>.

And to bring us full circle (to the truth) Pippy and those DDFans who are left on the Haven for the FBI's most deluded go over the <a href = "http://community.idealistshaven.com/forums/showthread.php?s=3406e53b1eb907be6c95b56a81d77b3a&threadid=29978">EVOL V.V. review</a> and as an extra added special bonus bemoan the fact that <strike>Bob</strike> DD has not yet appeared on the show that is the paragon of good taste<a = href = "http://community.idealistshaven.com/forums/showthread.php?s=3406e53b1eb907be6c95b56a81d77b3a&threadid=29969"> The Actors Studio</a>

Ow, my head is going all desky now.