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Blackjack Gabbiani ([info]blackjackrocket) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-04-14 15:48:00
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So y'all know...
I live ahout 3 miles from a town with the greatest name I've ever heard, and I think you all will share my opinion of it.

Wanker's Corners, Oregon.

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[info]squib
2004-04-15 01:59 am UTC (link)
Does this consist of a general store at the crossroads of "Rings Road" and "Potter Place"? ;)

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[info]nessa_t
2004-04-15 03:16 am UTC (link)
If it does... I'm moving there.

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one little anonymouse squeaks
(Anonymous)
2004-04-15 04:38 am UTC (link)
Or a porn store off of Furry court and Yaoi lane?

*note to self, must look into this town.*

~DragonAmara on LJ

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[info]pokecheck
2004-04-15 05:00 am UTC (link)
Highlights along the way are Auntie Allegro's House 'o Tin and the not-exactly-preserved archeological site of the Gryffindor Tower ruin.

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(no subject) - [info]squib, 2004-04-15 05:09 am UTC
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[info]cleolinda
2004-04-15 03:22 am UTC (link)
It sounds like it belongs in the best production of "Our Town" ever.

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[info]arielchan
2004-04-15 04:45 am UTC (link)
If I lived in that town, I would ride through the center daily, windows down, blasting Jack Off Jill's "This Town".

Hell yeah.

~*Ariel*~

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[info]byagghametta
2004-04-15 05:21 am UTC (link)
I so need to move there.

The Royston Vaisey (sp) sign needs to be changed again.

"Welcome to Wanker's Corners. You'll never leave!"

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[info]azazello
2004-04-15 10:17 am UTC (link)
Excuse me, but this is a LOCAL wank for LOCAL people!

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(no subject) - [info]byagghametta, 2004-04-15 06:23 pm UTC

[info]bunny
2004-04-15 06:19 pm UTC (link)
GIP

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(no subject) - [info]byagghametta, 2004-04-15 06:22 pm UTC

[info]moonjaguar
2004-04-15 06:08 am UTC (link)
Yay! Is the infamous VBag End visible from the main drag?

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[info]crickets
2004-04-15 06:54 am UTC (link)
Is this anywhere near Beaver, Oregon?

(I couldn't resist.)

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[info]blackjackrocket
2004-04-15 07:07 am UTC (link)
Laugh all you want. About 10 miles from Beaverton.

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[info]delcj
2004-04-15 07:59 am UTC (link)
was googling for a possible street sign when i found this:
Wanker’s Corner, a well-known supper club . . . is a full-service restaurant and bar, seating approximately 150 to 200 patrons on weekend nights. On weekends it employs 2 or 3 bartenders, 4 or 5 table servers, and 4 or 5 doormen, in addition to kitchen personnel . . .
*lol!*

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[info]blackjackrocket
2004-04-15 08:02 am UTC (link)
Where's that?

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[info]valarltd
2004-04-15 08:33 am UTC (link)
Most appropos.

I, OTOH, grew up in Peculiar MO, banked in Tightwad, married a man from Lame Deer MT and now live not too far from Greasy Corner AR.

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(Anonymous)
2004-04-15 08:40 am UTC (link)
If I recall correctly, Peggy Bundy from "Married With Children" was from Wanker County (IL?).

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[info]panthea
2004-04-15 12:02 pm UTC (link)
My roomie has an account at Blue Ball Bank, based in the illustrious Blue Ball, PA.

Ah, those sexually repressed Amish and their silly town names.

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[info]coclytus
2004-04-15 08:12 pm UTC (link)
You're missing the best part: Blue Ball is right near Intercourse, Paradise and Bird-in-Hand.

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[info]redmoose
2004-04-15 05:53 pm UTC (link)
I wonder what would happen if all of us just up and moved there one weekend? Wanker's Corner would never know what hit it.

And naturally, we'd bring the wank. They'd have to change the name to Wankiest Corners. :)

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[info]bardic_feline
2004-04-15 10:02 pm UTC (link)
I second this, and vote that we set up a theme park. Something that is similar to Disney Land. It would be called, of course, Wanker Land. After all, if Disney Land is "the happiest place on earth"...

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[info]calluna
2004-04-16 08:29 am UTC (link)
IRL trolling!

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[info]coclytus
2004-04-15 08:18 pm UTC (link)
Look! Wanker wear!

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[info]maryavatar
2004-04-15 10:54 pm UTC (link)
I used to live a few miles away from a parish called 'Twatt'. My sister still lives there, and develops photos at the local chemist. I suspect at some point in the next few years she's going to buy a gun and start shooting tourists who have their picture taken under the road sign.

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[info]sorchar
2004-04-16 12:42 am UTC (link)
Me too!

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(Anonymous)
2004-04-17 05:27 am UTC (link)
Hey neighbor! I have a chuckle every time I drive through there. Some things never get old.

~Natasha1805

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