U MAKE AMERICAN IDOL SUX0R!!!!1!1!2!
Dubya's speech pre-empted American Idol last night, so in the interim, of course, there was wank. Oh, was there ever wank.

You see, fragilefriend really really hates 16 year old John Stevens, one of the eight finalists left in the competition as of tonight. She hates him so much that she honestly can't understand why everyone else doesn't share the hate. Witness:

"I still think John Stevens is A) Creepy looking. B) Too f**king pale. C) The worst singer I have ever heard or seen. How can you EVEN ARGUE that this guy is better compared to the other contestants this season IN TERMS OF TALENT?!? ... You are a stupid liar if you say he has a fantastic voice."

Nobody takes her flamebait though, so she decides to flame anyone who responds instead.

"It's all your fault this season sucks so much!"

"If you disagree with this post or attempt to argue... its just obvious that you have a sissy crush on some no talent 16 year old red head."

And my favorite: "You're just offended because I've shown you that you have NO TASTE!"

*cringecringecringe*

As if that weren't bad enough, she then later posts a retraction. Sort of:

OK. John Stevens fans are actually NOT all tasteless and retarded. My bad! Also I take back the creepy overlypale comments, too - he just reminds me of a mean exboyfriend :'( But he still sucks a lot.

The crack pipe, it is time to put it down, sistah!