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efuctuta! ([info]anatsuno) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-04-16 22:07:00


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Current mood:depressed
Entry tags:crystalwank

Detagged, you're it!
Small(ish) and of course, stopped for now cause deleted, but...

Crystal Gamgee claims to have the 'original' of a particular photograph of Dom Monaghan and Billy Boyd (on dominic-daily on LJ). Cesare (almostnever) points out that the 'original' is a printout of her imperfectly dewatermarked copy of the picture. Crystal Gamgee warns Cesare she could be SUED OMG for dewatermarking pictures. Someone brings that comment to the attention of celebrity image community image_direct, whose mods promptly kick Crystal out of the comm.

Meanwhile the post mysteriously disappears...

Bonus wank: appearing briefly before the post is deleted, the "dear friend who works for Getty Images" comments anonymously to back Crystal Gamgee up. Sadly not captured in the saved page, but maybe someone else has it or saw it? ETA, here now courtesy of Hnkeh:

I have been a photographer for over sixteen years and worked with many well known companies throughout the web as well as WB Studios and Disney...

Please, I allowed Miss Gamgee to post these pictures to the community with the feeling that they would be apperciated by those who also adore the actors who I have captured images of. I do not feel she has to prove herself any further so I have requested that she remove the images from this community and just keep them for her own personal enjoyment. No hard feelings everyone but I do not apperciate a fellow co-worker having to prove herself beyond what she has tried to put forth to the bunch of you already. She is a very talented individual and deserves respect.

Sincerely,
Dan Pantennella


Extra bonus wank: Crystal Gamgee's website of 'sketches' of the LOTR actors, most of which appear to be photographs that were traced, run through graphics filters, or both.

(pun-title provided free of charge by [info]cesare haha. ha. *runs away before she gets killed now*)



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[info]disgruntledjenn
2004-04-23 12:52 am UTC (link)
It's past 10,000, and the question is now - Do I stay here or do I go?

The lure of leading a normal life is tugging at me once again but I CANT LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *clings on to whoever happens to be standing next to her*

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(no subject) - [info]darkwitch666, 2004-04-23 01:38 am UTC

[info]muffinbutt
2004-04-23 12:54 am UTC (link)
I missed it! :((!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

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[info]arwen_elvenfair
2004-04-23 12:54 am UTC (link)
MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY.

"My Hed Iz Pastede On Yay" in as many languages as you guys can come up with.
:D

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(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2004-04-23 12:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-23 01:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]krazycat, 2004-04-23 01:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tinfoil_portia, 2004-04-23 01:18 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-23 01:22 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-23 01:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-23 01:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkwitch666, 2004-04-23 01:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theworldisyours, 2004-04-23 02:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2004-04-23 03:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chash, 2004-04-25 06:26 pm UTC

[info]esorlehcar
2004-04-23 12:54 am UTC (link)
Did anyone happen to save screenshots of the "Dom" and "Billy" guestbook entries? She's deleted them (is it wrong of me to be hugely amused that she's apparently sitting at her computer refreshing this thread ad nauseam to see see which of her lies we'll uncover next?)

Damn, I can't believe I didn't think to do it myself. The text is immortalized, but it'd be better if we had actual graphic proof...

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(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2004-04-23 12:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2004-04-23 01:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2004-04-23 01:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2004-04-23 01:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]txvoodoo, 2004-04-23 01:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anatsuno, 2004-04-23 01:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-23 01:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anatsuno, 2004-04-23 01:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-23 01:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anatsuno, 2004-04-23 01:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-23 01:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elijah, 2004-04-23 02:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-23 02:49 am UTC
heh. - [info]elijah, 2004-04-23 03:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-23 01:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anatsuno, 2004-04-23 01:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-23 01:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dexwebster, 2004-04-23 04:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2004-04-23 01:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cesare, 2004-04-23 01:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-23 01:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2004-04-23 11:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]disgruntledjenn, 2004-04-23 01:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2004-04-23 03:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oftennaughty, 2004-04-23 05:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oftennaughty, 2004-04-23 05:46 am UTC
PSA, post-10,000 edition
[info]cesare
2004-04-23 01:03 am UTC (link)
To help save bandwidth, use links to get directly to the pages you want to see.

http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/374922.html?itemid=374922&journal=fandom_wank&page=55

Just change that last number to go directly to the desired page! That way you don't have to click onto the first page, download it, and then click on the page number.

There's a good reason to save bandwidth like this. These servers are run by fans, for fans, and they aren't free.

If you've had fun with the wank, please think about getting a paid account.



http://www.journalfen.net/paidaccounts/

You can get a 6-month basic paid account for $15. You'd pay that much for a movie and popcorn-- two hours of entertainment. If you got two hours (or much, much more) of fun out of the wank, consider getting a paid account to contribute to the site.

10,000 is a LOT of comments. We've been having fun for a week. We've busted the database three times, at least. We really owe Journalfen. Please contribute.

Did you get a paid account? Nifty! Go get yourself some congratulatory banners!
http://www.journalfen.net/users/cesare/45784.html

For those of you who missed it, the big 'confession' was on page 33. It's been zapped because the rule here is that FW doesn't allow friendslocked material to be posted publically. If you didn't see it, check metaquotes to get a quick summary of what you missed.
http://www.journalfen.net/community/metaquotes/45506.html

Sides hurt from laughing? Go read a more serious, thoughtful take on the wank, and on the subject of trust and honesty in fandom.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/msilverstar/88691.html

The wank summary site is here:
http://www.acc.umu.se/~lm/wank/index.html

The repository for artwork, icons, stories, poems and links is here:
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_lounge/34071.html
Post yours to the collection!

Wank highlights are here:
http://www.journalfen.net/community/metaquotes/2004/04/18
http://www.journalfen.net/community/metaquotes/2004/04/19
http://www.journalfen.net/community/metaquotes/2004/04/20
http://www.journalfen.net/community/metaquotes/2004/04/21

Vote to name the wank and suggest t-shirt/mug/bag designs here!
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_lounge/35182.html

T-shirts of the armadillo, colorbar and pastede hed here:
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/377928.html
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/377606.html

Get the latest comment count:
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/2004/04/16

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[info]anatsuno
2004-04-23 01:04 am UTC (link)
I was monitoring this, really, honest! I just sort of got swept up cos [info]elijah was sorta maybe sadistically fucking Ethan Hawke and it felt good to be writing pron after all these days o wank and then I turned around and.

HOLY GAYSUS TWO MORE PAGES AND 10055 COMMENTS.

*weeps*

i missed Teh Wank Moment!

MY SULK IZ PASTEDED ON YAY

I shall resent y'all now. and keep the pron to myself, natch.

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(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-23 01:08 am UTC

[info]kijikun
2004-04-23 01:07 am UTC (link)
Yes! I've proven one can eat, do chores and go to the post office and still keep up with the wank! Whoohoo!

*eats ramana noddles*

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(no subject) - [info]anatsuno, 2004-04-23 01:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-04-23 01:34 am UTC

[info]disgruntledjenn
2004-04-23 01:07 am UTC (link)
I wonder if we'll ever get a public apology for everything so we can get closure and make fun of her more move on with our lives!

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(no subject) - [info]ahiru, 2004-04-23 01:12 am UTC
Big Sister is watching you!
[info]bunny
2004-04-23 01:08 am UTC (link)
Crystal is obviously religiously watching this wank.

Am I the only one who is insanely curious if she gets off on it?

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Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]disgruntledjenn, 2004-04-23 01:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-23 01:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jillybinks, 2004-04-23 01:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]krazycat, 2004-04-23 01:51 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]jillybinks, 2004-04-23 01:10 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]disgruntledjenn, 2004-04-23 01:10 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]txvoodoo, 2004-04-23 01:13 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]disgruntledjenn, 2004-04-23 01:15 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]kijikun, 2004-04-23 01:16 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]disgruntledjenn, 2004-04-23 01:19 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]cleolinda, 2004-04-23 01:26 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]disgruntledjenn, 2004-04-23 01:30 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]ashenmote, 2004-04-23 01:34 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]disgruntledjenn, 2004-04-23 01:43 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]ashenmote, 2004-04-23 01:55 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]doyle, 2004-04-23 01:36 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]kijikun, 2004-04-23 01:39 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]doyle, 2004-04-23 01:42 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]kijikun, 2004-04-23 01:53 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]doyle, 2004-04-23 01:55 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]kijikun, 2004-04-23 02:13 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]crickets, 2004-04-23 11:46 pm UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]kijikun, 2004-04-24 12:05 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]crickets, 2004-04-24 12:13 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]kijikun, 2004-04-24 12:16 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]c_chan, 2004-04-23 01:24 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]cleolinda, 2004-04-23 01:36 am UTC
Is it time for a turkey reminder? - [info]cesare, 2004-04-23 01:47 am UTC
Re: Is it time for a turkey reminder? - [info]txvoodoo, 2004-04-23 01:52 am UTC
Re: Is it time for a turkey reminder? - [info]cesare, 2004-04-23 01:57 am UTC
Re: Is it time for a turkey reminder? - [info]telophase, 2004-04-23 05:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2004-04-23 01:53 am UTC
Dude.. - [info]txvoodoo, 2004-04-23 01:55 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]esorlehcar, 2004-04-23 04:16 am UTC
Re: Big Sister is watching you! - [info]xeno4eyes, 2004-04-23 07:16 pm UTC

[info]fandom_biatch
2004-04-23 01:17 am UTC (link)
Couldn't resist. I added "Redneck"

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[info]c_chan
2004-04-23 01:18 am UTC (link)
10000? ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!

I GO OUT TO GET A JOB AND YOU WENT WITHOUT ME?!

*staplese self to computer* That's *IT*. I ain't leaving until we get to page 69!

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(no subject) - [info]blueleopard87, 2004-04-23 02:50 am UTC
In case y'all missed it on last page...
[info]txvoodoo
2004-04-23 01:21 am UTC (link)
Yes, Crystal deleted her "Dom" and "Billy" guestbook entries, but I did manage to screencap Dom's.

Add it to the archive!

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Re: In case y'all missed it on last page... - [info]disgruntledjenn, 2004-04-23 01:27 am UTC
Re: In case y'all missed it on last page... - [info]c_chan, 2004-04-23 01:31 am UTC
Re: In case y'all missed it on last page... - [info]disgruntledjenn, 2004-04-23 01:36 am UTC
Re: In case y'all missed it on last page... - [info]c_chan, 2004-04-23 01:37 am UTC
Re: In case y'all missed it on last page... - [info]jillybinks, 2004-04-23 01:40 am UTC
Re: In case y'all missed it on last page... - [info]disgruntledjenn, 2004-04-23 01:40 am UTC
Re: In case y'all missed it on last page... - [info]txvoodoo, 2004-04-23 01:32 am UTC
Re: In case y'all missed it on last page... - [info]cleolinda, 2004-04-23 01:37 am UTC
and we devolve to graphics geek talk - [info]txvoodoo, 2004-04-23 01:40 am UTC
Re: and we devolve to graphics geek talk - [info]cleolinda, 2004-04-23 01:44 am UTC
Re: and we devolve to graphics geek talk - [info]txvoodoo, 2004-04-23 01:49 am UTC
Re: and we devolve to graphics geek talk - [info]telophase, 2004-04-23 05:12 am UTC
Re: In case y'all missed it on last page... - [info]ari_o, 2004-04-23 02:15 am UTC
Re: In case y'all missed it on last page... - [info]oftennaughty, 2004-04-23 05:51 am UTC

[info]melange
2004-04-23 01:33 am UTC (link)
Say hello to [info]metaquotes #49.

Oww, my poor wrists.

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(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-23 01:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]melange, 2004-04-23 01:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-23 01:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]feloniousfeline, 2004-04-23 01:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-23 01:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dhaunea, 2004-04-23 02:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-23 02:02 am UTC
Re: - [info]dhaunea, 2004-04-23 02:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-23 02:21 am UTC
Re: - [info]dhaunea, 2004-04-23 02:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-23 02:27 am UTC
Re: - [info]dhaunea, 2004-04-23 02:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]minion_of_truth, 2004-04-23 03:20 am UTC
Re: - [info]dhaunea, 2004-04-23 03:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]minion_of_truth, 2004-04-23 03:41 am UTC
Re: - [info]dhaunea, 2004-04-23 04:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]feloniousfeline, 2004-04-23 02:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-23 02:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]feloniousfeline, 2004-04-23 02:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-23 02:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]feloniousfeline, 2004-04-23 02:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-23 02:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]feloniousfeline, 2004-04-23 02:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2004-04-23 01:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]melange, 2004-04-23 01:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2004-04-23 01:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2004-04-23 05:41 am UTC
Random Comment
[info]anaid_rabbit
2004-04-23 01:39 am UTC (link)
I just had to. The uber-wank calls to me...

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[info]c_chan
2004-04-23 01:43 am UTC (link)
I'm a Fandom Wanker and I'm not okay!
I wank all night and I mock all day!

...

Someone who knows the rest of the words - take it!

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[info]rowan
2004-04-23 01:43 am UTC (link)
*throws a line up the Cliffs of Insanity Wank from way back on Page 46* Inconcievable!

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(no subject) - [info]c_chan, 2004-04-23 01:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rowan, 2004-04-23 02:06 am UTC
Re: - [info]c_chan, 2004-04-23 02:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rowan, 2004-04-23 02:08 am UTC
Re: - [info]c_chan, 2004-04-23 02:09 am UTC

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(no subject) - [info]c_chan, 2004-04-23 01:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-23 01:53 am UTC
Re: - [info]c_chan, 2004-04-23 01:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]krazycat, 2004-04-23 02:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pastede_hed, 2004-04-23 02:26 am UTC

[info]bubosquared
2004-04-23 01:52 am UTC (link)
*weepz*

Tried to go google for lyrics for new filk. Didn't notice until 404 came up that I'd typed "spoogle.com".

halp

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Someone NEEDS to buy that domain - [info]txvoodoo, 2004-04-23 01:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-23 01:56 am UTC
Remember the anon troll from waaaaay back on page 2?
[info]llama_treats
2004-04-23 01:57 am UTC (link)
If you don't, here are some of her choice comments:

Wow, you bunch of morons. Know you nothing of art? There is a distinct difference between photoshop 'sketches' and real sketches. Anyone who is an artist knows this. Apparently you're all just a bunch of bored little people with nothing better to do than to degrade an excellent artist.

I'm an artist myself. I don't typically like to say I'm good, but darn it I'm good and some of my stuff you'd swear was a photocopy. There are those of us out there with that talent.

Go dig a life out of the free-box.


Well, I just noticed that she uploaded some of her "ahhhhht".

No...words...

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Re: Remember the anon troll from waaaaay back on page 2? - [info]c_chan, 2004-04-23 02:00 am UTC
Re: Remember the anon troll from waaaaay back on page 2? - [info]llama_treats, 2004-04-23 02:10 am UTC
Re: Remember the anon troll from waaaaay back on page 2? - [info]c_chan, 2004-04-23 02:17 am UTC
Re: Remember the anon troll from waaaaay back on page 2? - [info]feloniousfeline, 2004-04-23 02:07 am UTC
Re: Remember the anon troll from waaaaay back on page 2? - [info]ahiru, 2004-04-23 02:09 am UTC
Re: Remember the anon troll from waaaaay back on page 2? - [info]feloniousfeline, 2004-04-23 02:22 am UTC
Re: Remember the anon troll from waaaaay back on page 2? - [info]llama_treats, 2004-04-23 02:12 am UTC
Re: Remember the anon troll from waaaaay back on page 2? - [info]feloniousfeline, 2004-04-23 02:24 am UTC
Re: Remember the anon troll from waaaaay back on page 2? - rum_tum_tum, 2004-04-23 04:10 am UTC
Re: Remember the anon troll from waaaaay back on page 2? - [info]rossywar, 2004-04-23 12:40 pm UTC

[info]cpip
2004-04-23 01:59 am UTC (link)
Dear. Sweet. Mother of God. I HAD TO COME HOME FROM WORK AND YOU CROSSED THE 10,000 LINE!!

*cries, feeling left out*

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Tie me down...
[info]txvoodoo
2004-04-23 02:00 am UTC (link)
I'm gonna go offline for a bit. We have tornado warnings and stuff. Is it the wrath of Crystal?

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Re: Tie me down... - [info]c_chan, 2004-04-23 02:02 am UTC
Re: Tie me down... - [info]feloniousfeline, 2004-04-23 02:04 am UTC

[info]munchkinott
2004-04-23 02:02 am UTC (link)
10,000+ comments?

That's it. You're ALL mad.

But I love you. *snogs everyone*

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billeh screeahot
[info]ari_o
2004-04-23 02:02 am UTC (link)

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Re: billeh screeahot - [info]pastede_hed, 2004-04-23 02:30 am UTC
Re: billeh screeahot - [info]ari_o, 2004-04-23 05:26 am UTC
Re: billeh screeahot - [info]esorlehcar, 2004-04-23 04:20 am UTC
Re: billeh screeahot - [info]ari_o, 2004-04-23 05:27 am UTC
I steal things
[info]feloniousfeline
2004-04-23 02:02 am UTC (link)
I stole [info]dhaunea and [info]bubosquared's idea for awards and took it to crystalwank2004.

Please contribute.

Also, lemme know if this offends or has been done somewhere else so I know whether or not to point and laugh or remove.

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[info]psychofangirl
2004-04-23 02:02 am UTC (link)
I really wonder, with all her photo manips of putting herself in pictures with Dom/Elijah/Billy and posting entries in her GB claiming that they were Dom and Billy, what goes through her mind? I mean, why would someone do something like this of this caliber?

It's one thing to tell one tall tale, but to do it constantly? I can't say I understand that.

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(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-23 02:13 am UTC
Bonus tutorial: How to tell the truth
[info]cesare
2004-04-23 02:08 am UTC (link)
I've just put up a companion to my Photoshop 'Sketch' Tutorial, but it was so short I thought I might as well share it here.

How to tell the truth

I have a tablet PC, which means I can draw on its screen with a special stylus. I was working on a photograph-to-sketch conversion of a picture of Dom and Billy the other day on my tablet, and a guy with a bicycle approached me and said, "That's some drawing."

Me: "Thanks, but it's not a drawing. It's a photo, I'm just messing with it to make it look like a drawing."

Him: "Wow. Those guys, are those your friends?"

Me: "No, they're actors."

Him: "Oh. From TV?"

Me: "They were both in the Lord of the Rings movies."

Him: "Cool."

He looked at the picture a little more, nodded and said, "That's really interesting!" Then he wheeled off his bicycle and left.

And that's how you tell the truth.

Amazing, isn't it, how easy that is.

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Re: Bonus tutorial: How to tell the truth - [info]ashenmote, 2004-04-23 02:12 am UTC
OMG!! - [info]cesare, 2004-04-23 02:16 am UTC
Re: OMG!! - [info]ashenmote, 2004-04-23 02:31 am UTC
Re: Bonus tutorial: How to tell the truth - [info]bunny, 2004-04-23 02:47 am UTC
Re: Bonus tutorial: How to tell the truth - [info]chash, 2004-04-26 02:46 am UTC



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