Current mood:	depressed
Entry tags:	crystalwank

Detagged, you're it!
Small(ish) and of course, stopped for now cause deleted, but...

Crystal Gamgee claims to have the 'original' of a particular photograph of Dom Monaghan and Billy Boyd (on dominic-daily on LJ). Cesare (almostnever) points out that the 'original' is a printout of her imperfectly dewatermarked copy of the picture. Crystal Gamgee warns Cesare she could be SUED OMG for dewatermarking pictures. Someone brings that comment to the attention of celebrity image community image_direct, whose mods promptly kick Crystal out of the comm.

Meanwhile the post mysteriously disappears...

Bonus wank: appearing briefly before the post is deleted, the "dear friend who works for Getty Images" comments anonymously to back Crystal Gamgee up. ~~Sadly not captured in the saved page, but maybe someone else has it or saw it?~~ ETA, here now courtesy of Hnkeh:

I have been a photographer for over sixteen years and worked with many well known companies throughout the web as well as WB Studios and Disney...

Please, I allowed Miss Gamgee to post these pictures to the community with the feeling that they would be apperciated by those who also adore the actors who I have captured images of. I do not feel she has to prove herself any further so I have requested that she remove the images from this community and just keep them for her own personal enjoyment. No hard feelings everyone but I do not apperciate a fellow co-worker having to prove herself beyond what she has tried to put forth to the bunch of you already. She is a very talented individual and deserves respect.

Sincerely,
Dan Pantennella

Extra bonus wank: Crystal Gamgee's website of 'sketches' of the LOTR actors, most of which appear to be photographs that were traced, run through graphics filters, or both.

(pun-title provided free of charge by

cesare haha. ha. *runs away before she gets killed now*)

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	esorlehcar 2004-04-16 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	anatsuno, brilliant as always, saved it - you can see it here. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	iamtheenemy 2004-04-16 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, Dom's got a bit of a gut in that pic. Also, an abnormally long torso. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shinigami_co 2004-04-17 12:00 am UTC (link)
	Not to mention the whole "MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY" effect. He really should have that checked. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	l_s_q 2004-04-18 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	Do you have any idea how much that made me laugh? giggles forever (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2004-04-20 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	Bwahahahahaha! I hate when that happens! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	stubbleglitter 2004-04-20 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, dude. I laughed over this when the wank was yet fresh, and now I'm seeing "MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY" all over even my predominantly popslash and HP friendslist. True brilliance will out, I guess! g (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2004-04-23 01:42 pm UTC (link)
	you do realize you've started a goddamn PLAGUE with that expression over at livejournal? everyone's using it at every possible (and equally, impossible) occasion. it's the NEW CRACK i tell you! you should be proud of yourself. - E. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	occident 2004-05-30 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	A month and a half later, and I still love that line. You have started a hysteria at LJ that, as of yet, no-one can see an end to. bows to the genius (Reply to this)(Parent)

	MY PILGRIMAGE IZ PASTEDE ON YAY (Anonymous) 2004-06-20 02:54 am UTC (link)
	throws down her prayer rug. Dayum. Either my Googling skills are a-gettin' rusty, or this thing is the Midgard Serpent holding all wank in its coils. Seriously. That took me like three hours to find. Or maybe I'm just thinking of the time I spent laughing after I did... commences bowing. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	I AM NOT WORTHY!!!!!! majinbakahentai 2004-12-26 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	I must say I am grateful that someone pointed me here, I was reading a dictionary of fanfic terms that mentioned this wank was the origin of the "pastede on" phrase but now I can truly make my obeisance! Bows before the almighty Pastede. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rynalwyn 2004-04-17 01:29 am UTC (link)
	And his neck, previously so long and lovely, seems to have vanished. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	miracalix 2004-04-16 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	I'm partly thankful that Ana saved it and partly disturbed all the same. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Thanks to Anatsuno...I guess loki 2004-04-16 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	...I really need a "Wow, you're sad." icon. Just for times like these. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pooka 2004-04-16 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Oh man, that's creepy. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! kookaburra 2004-04-17 01:52 am UTC (link)
	She has the EXACT SAME POSTER in the EXACT SAME SPOT over THE EXACT SAME BED as my ex-boyfriend! The wank just got really, really creepy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! crickets 2004-04-17 02:21 am UTC (link)
	O_O Check the, er, body - is it your ex? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! kookaburra 2004-04-17 03:36 am UTC (link)
	I can't tell- the ex is very middling and non-descript (and currently living in Oregon). But the headboard is slightly different, just got really creeped out there for a sec. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! crickets 2004-04-17 05:30 am UTC (link)
	Whew. Sympathy for the temporary creep-out. And now, back to your regularly scheduled wank... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	trintrin 2004-04-18 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	... Her manip makes him look like the vocal director for the Musical I was involved in. shudders (Reply to this)(Parent)

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