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Dan Fogelberg's (llama_treats) wrote in fandom_wank,
@ 2004-04-16 23:17:00

Current mood:

Obsessed

Fandom_Bitch Strikes Again!
After her initial wankfest (previously posted), she got a tad boring. But now (due to lack of readership and/or wanky comments, I imagine) she's whining about us, which I find ironic because her journal was only created to spew forth wank in the first place.

Actually, what's doubly amusing is that she can't count; six comes after five, dear (see entry titles).

(Not very wanky at the moment, but what the hell. I needed a break from the crystalgamgee wank.)

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	pooka 2004-04-17 06:54 am UTC (link)
	They don't make fun of a person's grammar or fanfiction or anything. Huh? I needed a break from the crystalgamgee wank. Me too. It just keeps growing! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	llama_treats 2004-04-17 07:08 am UTC (link)
	I don't think it will ever end! ::drowns in spooge:: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cleolinda 2004-04-17 07:35 am UTC (link)
	My dad used to say something like, "I slept so hard, I had to wake up and take a nap." That's what the Crystal Gamgee wank is like. (Reply to this)(Parent)

oysteria
2004-04-17 07:45 am UTC (link)

Huh?

Seconded. What's she talking about? F_Wankers make fun of people's grammar all the time!

(Also, the implication that shit-stirring is okay as long as you're making fun of fic or grammar is pure, unadulterated wank. People with wanky blogs shouldn't throw stones.)

I think she just wants attention. They told us how to deal with this sort of thing in puppy kindergarten--when the dog starts nipping, stick her in her crate for a few hours. /sage advice

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apoplexia
2004-04-17 12:19 pm UTC (link)

the implication that shit-stirring is okay as long as you're making fun of fic or grammar is pure, unadulterated wank

I think that was my favourite part too. It's like: sigh, why don't you Fandom_Wankers do something constructive with your lives, like make fun of people's fic or grammar.

But on a serious note, we should really consider this making fun of people's grammar thing. I think there might be some mileage in it. But only if it's done sensitively.

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oysteria, 2004-04-17 08:03 pm UTC

napoleon, 2004-04-18 12:05 am UTC

apoplexia, 2004-04-18 10:20 am UTC

napoleon, 2004-04-18 01:05 pm UTC

apoplexia, 2004-04-18 01:18 pm UTC

napoleon, 2004-04-18 01:39 pm UTC

apoplexia, 2004-04-18 01:51 pm UTC

napoleon, 2004-04-18 02:14 pm UTC

	Re: pooka 2004-04-17 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	They told us how to deal with this sort of thing in puppy kindergarten--when the dog starts nipping, stick her in her crate for a few hours. Ooh, can we throw in an angry wolverine, too? Just because? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

oysteria, 2004-04-17 10:42 pm UTC

	xeno4eyes 2004-04-17 07:34 am UTC (link)
	[i]Fandom wank should stick to making fun of themselves instead of other people. If they're so willing to take a joke onto each other, then why don't they just make fun of each other?[/i] Because it would hurt, Warren. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	xeno4eyes 2004-04-17 07:35 am UTC (link)
	Goddamn. How did I manage to use square brackets instad of arrows? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

gaisce, 2004-04-17 07:38 am UTC

llama_treats, 2004-04-17 07:46 am UTC

xeno4eyes, 2004-04-17 07:58 am UTC

llama_treats, 2004-04-17 08:00 am UTC

conchoidal, 2004-04-17 09:05 am UTC

OT: minor headsup
(Anonymous)
2004-04-17 07:38 am UTC (link)

http://pub165.ezboard.com/ftheducksversefrm1.showMessageRange?topicID=3332.topic&start=6541&stop=6560

I hate to do this so unstylishly, without a code or a decent link, but no one seems to be monitoring the spoiler forum at Duck's Babble Board. Angel stuff. Things are getting zippy there, what with the faithful falling off as denial meets finale. Between the yard-long 4evah! sigs and mods exiling the voice of reason, I think a discerning observer might share some wank to cheer us all.

thy
jwaneeta

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	delfeus 2004-04-17 11:42 am UTC (link)
	344 pages? o_O (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-18 12:55 am UTC

Re: -

delfeus, 2004-04-18 12:19 pm UTC

flax
2004-04-17 08:02 am UTC (link)

*takes deep breath from crystalgamgee wank*

(How the fuck did it get to 600+ comments already? Dear lord.)

Fandom wank should stick to making fun of themselves instead of other people. If they're so willing to take a joke onto each other, then why don't they just make fun of each other?

Because...

um.

Anyone got a good answer for this one?

(Also.

Random Person: can you please please take me off your friends list? i am no longer a part of this fandom!

Fandom_Bitch: No.

There iss no essscape from fandom...)

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	cleolinda 2004-04-17 08:20 am UTC (link)
	That was my favorite part, the people lining up and begging to be taken off her f-list. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

delfeus, 2004-04-17 11:46 am UTC

	pooka 2004-04-17 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	Anyone got a good answer for this one? Because we're the cool kids, remember? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

vasaris, 2004-04-17 09:02 pm UTC

Re: - pooka, 2004-04-18 12:30 am UTC

flax, 2004-04-18 03:11 am UTC

	Wish it was original pfeffermuse 2004-04-17 08:10 am UTC (link)
	Forgive my art ignorance, but all I can think of when I see Fandom_Bitch's icon is: Frodo lived. Caesar died. Christ does both. Deal with it. Pepper P.S. I have already shared that phrase with several mundanes, who found just as much humour as I. (Reply to this)

	c_chan 2004-04-17 09:01 am UTC (link)
	I needed a break from the crystalgamgee wank. Watch out! It might come splooging over here, too. gets swimwear ready (Reply to this)(Thread)

	delfeus 2004-04-17 11:48 am UTC (link)
	Might be safer to find a boat. Or anything that floats. Or maybe a submarine... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

elanor_durall, 2004-04-17 09:40 pm UTC

delfeus, 2004-04-17 10:20 pm UTC

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c_chan, 2004-04-18 12:07 am UTC

Re: -

delfeus, 2004-04-18 12:22 pm UTC

Re: explain somethin -

maureenlycaon, 2004-04-18 08:11 am UTC

delfeus, 2004-04-18 12:16 pm UTC

	eag 2004-04-17 12:02 pm UTC (link)
	Always seemed to me that the shit's stirred up already by the time it gets to fandom_wank. And that the only people who get made fun of on f_w are the people who went crazy and stirred up the shit to begin with. You break it, you buy it. Hear, hear. cheers the anon on (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mariagoner 2004-04-18 05:17 am UTC (link)
	God, I am so tempted to stride over there and hand that anon a journal fen code RIGHT NOW. He or she would make the hive vagina proud! Unfortunately, I don't have any left at all. But it's the thought that counts! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

eag, 2004-04-18 09:30 am UTC

	(Anonymous) 2004-04-17 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	God hath spoken (http://www.livejournal.com/users/fandom_bitch/1563.html?thread=115227#t115227) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	crickets 2004-04-18 02:00 am UTC (link)
	::hearts:: God. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	xeno4eyes 2004-04-18 04:48 am UTC (link)
	God liek totally r0x. This almost makes me want to listen to christian rap. Or not. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

mariagoner, 2004-04-18 05:19 am UTC

	mariagoner 2004-04-18 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Beware of large falling objects. ::Dies, and is dead now, from the laughter.:: (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2004-04-18 07:00 am UTC (link)
	You are not cutting it. That is great. ~Hylian Shadow http://www.livejournal.com/~hylian_shadow (Reply to this)(Parent)

dreagonfli
2004-04-18 03:44 am UTC (link)

I'll just reply to her here, since she's obviously waiting with baited breath to see what we'll say.

If you don't like my opinions, don't read my journal.

If you don't like the opinions of the wankers, either don't say anything stupid, or don't read their journal.

They don't make fun of a person's grammar or fanfiction or anything.

Oh, honey. We make fun of everything.

why don't they just wank themselves

Because most of the wankers don't do things like, oh, I don't know, post big whiny posts in their journals about how meeeeeean people are only to get wanked. Really, this desparate cry for wanker attention is much sadder than what the wankers do. Which is why you continue to get wanked. It's a vicious cycle, innit?

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	Err.. wankprophet 2004-04-19 02:15 am UTC (link)
	I went ahead and replied over there. I couldn't help myself...~~Jesus~~ my conscience told me to. It's not technically trolling. I mean, fandom_bitch was talking about me as part of the Hive Vagina/UniCock collective. (Reply to this)

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