Ocean's Twelve Wank (and it isn't even filmed yet)
First wank ... yadda yadda ... be gentle ... etc etc.

I think this counts as a fandom wank (the fandom in question being the movie geeks over at Aint-It-Cool.com).

ED209 posts an update of how the Ocean's Twelve crew (George Clooney, Steven Soderburgh and Brad Pitt) are heading on over to Amsterdam for a four week shoot in the Dutch capital here. His news story includes a joke at the expense of the furore that Janet 'wardrobe malfunction' Jackson's boob popping provoked outrage in the "uptight" (his words, not mine) "United States of the World.

Cue spooge on the talk board, theoretically there for discussing the movie news nugget but actually turning out to be a board for discussion of National Socialism and whether Hitler was a liberal.

Highlights include:

- a discussion as to what Nazism really means from maradona,

- a comparison of 'new world' -v- 'old world' by vikingkitty, and

- judas's priest claiming that the proletariat don't need saving.

It's only a little wank, but I enjoyed it.