Okay, this right here is now the ONLY crystalwank souvenir post. I picked this one 'cause it had the most comments and I am a whore.

Armadillo

MY HED IZ
PASTEDE ON YAY!

CrystalWank2004 Colourbar

Klaatu Banana Nikto

And this one's sort of an experiment... for those who bought paid accounts:

I BOUGHT A PAID ACCOUNT FOR
CRYSTALWANK
THEN THEY MADE ME PAY FOR THIS LOUSY SHIRT, TOO.
CAN YOU FREAKIN' BELIEVE THAT?
Yes, I am intending to buy a paid account should I happen to make any money off this (debatable - we are talking about cafepress).