My very first wank
The GHZ board is usually a relatively quiet place, where a bunch of fanboys and a few fangirls talk about Sonic Team and random crap. We've never really had a troll, at least not one that bothered to stick around, or did it so well.

The rise of Devoted. The very first thing he says to us: "Let me ask you, is it worth going to hell just to download some ROMs?" (Um, yes?)

He's back! and this time he's even meaner! Especially when he pulls out the, "Personally, I think you just need a real man to rape you and put in you in your place in society as an inferior female, the way He intended it."

Today, he posts his own message! Aww, he's growing! Unfortunately I was at work and missed out on the fun this time, but I'm sure he'll come back.

I suppose not terribly wanky in the grand scheme of wank, but it amused the hell out of me. *g*

(And, all right, I'll go on record and say this might be more appropriate for i_wank... I didn't start it but I damn well had fun keeping it going.)

(Post a new comment)

	gal_montag 2004-04-22 06:20 am UTC (link)
	I'm thinking that dude is on a lot of drugs and that's why he thinks he communes with God. Polyamory is a word. Rape is not condoned in the bible. And neither is calling someone a bitch. And yeah. On the Sonic board? Yeah. (Reply to this)

	beccastareyes 2004-04-22 07:41 am UTC (link)
	Who was the anti-rapefic robot-knife guy/gal? I have a horrible memory for names. Anyway, I'm thinking we need to get a deathmatch going between those two. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	smo 2004-04-22 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	caminante. And yeah, they so need to get together. Internet rapist OTP!!!111! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nights_mistress 2004-04-22 08:34 am UTC (link)
	Trolls. They make the world go 'round. Especially fundie Christies who stand on the corners and announce that everyone's going to hell. We all know that Hell's really Australia, but don't tell anyone. At least it won't be boring, with all the interesting people down there. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	louise_b 2004-04-22 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	What's that Twain quote? "Heaven for climate, hell for company." (Reply to this)(Parent)

	liarliar 2004-04-22 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. Elmo shits rainbows. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nevadafighter 2004-04-22 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	There's one on alt.music.monkees called "Deraildude" (lots of all caps, flames, insults, and nonsequiturs)...personally these assholes are so bloody obvious it's always funnier when other people get worked into a froth over them. (Reply to this)

sarajayechan
2004-04-22 09:11 pm UTC (link)

I assume it's fiction as no one (male or female) would have sex with someone as grotesquely plump as you. I mean, when the type of men who post here regularly aren't even interested in you, you're obviously one ugly bitch (and not just in terms of attractiveness, but in terms of personality as well).

It's obvious the only reason you became a lesbian in the first place was because no men were interested in you. I'm sure you were disappointed to find no women were as well.

Fun? I recall ignoring you last time because you were insulting, insipid, and sexually confused. And a bitch. But I didn't even have to mention that, did I? Personally, I think you just need a real man to rape you and put in you in your place in society as an inferior female, the way He intended it.

*gets out the Bigass Spiked Mallet of DEATH* *POUNDS this bastard into the floor*

Okay, got that out of my system.

Other than that, he's a cute little troll. "Cute" meaning "Aww, don't you just wanna spank him and send him to his room with no dinner?", of course.

(Reply to this)

	psychofangirl 2004-04-22 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	I love how they respond to him. It's obvious they don't take him seriously. Kind of like how reacting calmly can make someone even angrier. Heh. (Reply to this)

	schuldig 2004-04-22 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	Congratulations on your first wank! And I totally did a double-take on your name -- I know you from LJ! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	auguris 2004-04-23 04:27 am UTC (link)
	Hee, thanks. g And yes, that's me -- same username and everything. I'm so cleever. ^~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2004-04-23 05:13 am UTC (link)
	Hello, random passerby that just needed to say that your icon is scaring the shit out of me. Bad yaoi memories, man. I haven't been able to eat corn since I downloaded that vid. Even so, yay for boy sex. KXO (Reply to this)(Parent)

	chaoscheebs 2004-04-23 02:49 am UTC (link)
	"Let me ask you, is it worth going to hell just to download some ROMs?" Because as we all know, God hates pirates above all else. ~~He's really a ninja fan.~~ (Reply to this)