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Cesare ([info]cesare) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-04-22 19:33:00


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ONE WANK STORE OMG
Okay, yes, I have been beaten to the punch several times over, BUT!

I finally slacked off at my day job enough and had a chance to upload some of my stuff to a Cafe Press store. There will be more.

The One Wank store.
All money from this store will go straight to Journalfen.



I mean that literally. Those of you who know me know that I never put my RL information online, so no checks from Cafe Press will ever come to me. I asked Zorro and she will be adding the Journalfen address in as the recipient of the money from anything at this store. This is purely a fundraising effort. (And get a paid account if you can!)

I did get a premium store so I'll be adding more sections with more designs. The vote came out overwhelmingly in favor of One Wank to Rule Them All, but Wankstock got a lot of votes too, so I want to do a Wankstock version of some stuff.

Some of these items have the pastede hed quote on the back. It jacks up the price a little to do that, but I'll make more like that if you want it.

I also have Super Nanny and the Thanksgiving turkey smackdown designs. If you object to your quote being used on merchandise please let me know.

ETA: I've gone back and labelled things MUCH more clearly, so you can see exactly what is on what just by looking in the store. Also, added pastede hed stuff. ETA2, added "Bitch, there's a new turkey every year" stuff and "damn I hit a gold mine" too.

Anything else you want, yell loud enough and it might happen. In fact it'd be nice to know specifically what people want, because making the mockups is kind of tedious, so I don't want to make stuff that no one wants. Feel free to be specific. You can tell me "I want a pink shirt with the pastede hed quote on the front and the damn I hit a gold mine quote on the back" and you know what? I will make that happen. Because I love you. Yes, YOU.

Thanks!


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[info]msilverstar
2004-04-23 07:08 am UTC (link)
which ones have the hed is pastede on yay? cos if I'm gonna buy a bizarre fandom t-shirt, I want it all, all!

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[info]isntitironic
2004-04-23 07:11 am UTC (link)
That would be this one.

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(no subject) - [info]msilverstar, 2004-04-23 07:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2004-04-23 07:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2004-04-23 07:26 am UTC

[info]txvoodoo
2004-04-23 07:36 am UTC (link)
I'm an understated kinda gal, and would want a tshirt with just Ces's yammy MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY gif ;)

It's all subtle and culty and shit.

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[info]cesare
2004-04-23 08:54 am UTC (link)
Just added those to the store. Thanks!

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(no subject) - [info]txvoodoo, 2004-04-23 09:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cesare, 2004-04-23 09:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]txvoodoo, 2004-04-23 09:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cesare, 2004-04-23 10:03 am UTC

[info]delfeus
2004-04-23 08:18 am UTC (link)
Sounds like an amusing idea.. too bad I can't afford it. Plus, it'd make me crazy trying to explain it to all the people asking what the hell it is. :D

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[info]squeakytoy
2004-04-23 02:09 pm UTC (link)
Oh, but that's half the fun!

The other half being the enjoyment taken from watching them back away slowly when you have explained it!

"Ookay, ma'am. Please step away from the wank!"

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[info]dhaunea
2004-04-23 10:13 am UTC (link)
... must resist until [info]imaginary_fiend wakes up...

We've been waiting for these.

Thank you!!!! Muahahaahh!

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[info]galadriel
2004-04-23 02:04 pm UTC (link)
< delurks > Oooh. Um, since you mentioned the possibility of One Wank merchandise (For JF! How much better can it get?), I've been hoping against hope of getting There's a New Turkey on a mug, or even more ideally, the whole Turkey design, "One Wank to Rule Them All/One Wank 2004" with the chart (or conversely, MY HED IS PASTEDE ON YAY) on the opposite side of the mug. Is that too fussy a request? *worries*

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[info]els_chan
2004-04-23 07:33 pm UTC (link)
Icon lurve x 20,928,304,687,349,076,846!

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(no subject) - [info]xeno4eyes, 2004-04-23 07:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]galadriel, 2004-05-21 01:17 am UTC

[info]phosfate
2004-04-23 04:14 pm UTC (link)
I get pade next weke yay!

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[info]thespacecat
2004-04-23 04:27 pm UTC (link)
Awww! Bunny! *squeals*

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[info]lokifin
2004-04-23 04:30 pm UTC (link)
Can we have some of the cheaper items added for people who can't swing the cost of a shirt? Stickers would be nice, and do they have buttons?

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[info]littlest_lurker
2004-04-23 05:48 pm UTC (link)
Ooh, I second the buttons idea. I don't have much money right now, but if a button/badge type thing was offered with the different quotes on it, I'd by them (You could pin them to your jacket and be all punkrock n' shit! Okay, I know nothing about punkrock, but it's early, forgive me.)

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(no subject) - [info]xeno4eyes, 2004-04-23 08:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lokifin, 2004-04-23 10:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2004-04-24 01:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-04-23 06:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bitca, 2004-04-23 07:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-04-23 07:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]janegraddell, 2004-04-24 02:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wakkymse, 2004-04-24 08:48 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-04-23 05:31 pm UTC (link)
Plz may we have the (pastede head) tank top in black?

/teanna

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(no subject) - [info]lokifin, 2004-04-23 10:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loki, 2004-04-23 10:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]minion_of_truth, 2004-04-25 11:34 am UTC

[info]misswindy
2004-04-23 06:45 pm UTC (link)
These are fucking brilliant. I'm going to order a tote bag, a t-shirt, a camisole and a hat later today when I get paid. I now have a wardrobe for DragonCon, Level 3 Con, DreamCon, *and* Challenge for the Children 2004.

The "My Hed" cami is especially perfect. This wank and my cleavage will take over the world.

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(no subject) - [info]diamonde, 2004-04-24 06:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2004-04-24 06:23 am UTC

[info]bitca
2004-04-23 07:15 pm UTC (link)
I'd be tempted to ask for a "I was quoted in [info]metaquotes in The One Wank" on a tee, but I think that'd inspire even MORE comments!

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[info]ragnarok
2004-04-23 08:32 pm UTC (link)
If I could get a "Bitch, there's a new turkey" tank top, it would make a beautiful birthday present for my beloved wife. *grin* I'm already getting myself one of the tees. That quote is just too beautiful for words.

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(no subject) - [info]cesare, 2004-04-23 10:24 pm UTC

[info]tami_brown
2004-04-23 08:38 pm UTC (link)
They should include the link to fandom wank somewhere on the items.......

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(no subject) - [info]cesare, 2004-04-23 10:23 pm UTC

[info]loafing_oaf
2004-04-23 10:58 pm UTC (link)
LOVE the PASTEDE ON YAY hats, and the 'one wank chart' mugs are poifect too.

Someone else mentioned stickers/buttons. I would kill for a PASTEDE button.

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(no subject) - [info]alina_kalime, 2004-04-23 11:57 pm UTC

[info]lessis
2004-04-24 08:17 am UTC (link)
I don't supposed cafepress offers any tanks in woman's sizes? 'Cause I hate anything with sleeves in the summer and I'm too big for the junior's extra-large. other's it'll mugs and stickers for me. (although is very tempted to ask for a messenger bag with *damn I hit a gold mine" simply because i'll be using it to carry sketchbooks and pencils)

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Re: - [info]cesare, 2004-04-24 08:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lessis, 2004-04-24 08:30 am UTC
Re: - [info]cesare, 2004-04-24 08:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lessis, 2004-04-24 08:57 am UTC

[info]triestoohard
2004-04-24 11:22 am UTC (link)
Any chance you could do the PASTEDE HED shirt in pink?

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Picture?
(Anonymous)
2004-04-25 03:24 am UTC (link)
Are the "pastede" shirts with the cute cartoon of Dom still available? Those were fricking adorable!

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Re: Picture? - [info]cesare, 2004-04-25 04:34 am UTC

wizzard
2004-04-25 03:45 am UTC (link)
I would like to add to the chorus of requests for stickers, buttons, and anything in black.

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(Anonymous)
2004-04-25 06:07 am UTC (link)
Damn, I missed the turkey bit. Can someone point me to it so I can truly appreciate it in its full glory? 'Cause goddamn, I ain't wading through all those comments.

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(no subject) - [info]minion_of_truth, 2004-04-25 11:45 am UTC
Suggestion
[info]iczer6
2004-04-27 05:10 am UTC (link)
I was wondering, if the Crystal Wank stuff sells well how about making shirts and mugs for other F_W gags?

I'd love to see a 'now he dead from coke' shirt, or 'like Jesus in a way' mug.

Any thoughts?


Icz

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