My first wank *all...proud...and...tingly*
http://www.jpopmusic.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=41833&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0&sid=ea7cf5f3dfa0f6bd2ec5a642ce6d6e21


It first starts off with CHERizznoidz's simple post asking the members as to what they think is a Jrock fangirl. Obviously, being in this fandom when one mentions the word 'fangirl', the hostility radar begins to blip. However, she also asks if men are capable of this 'fangirl' syndrome; how this is relevant will be revealed later on.

Now the first page starts off rationally. Unfortunately, Jrock/Visual Kei fans pretend sanity because there aren't enough of us out there in a concentrated area. (p.s. We need friends. VERYBADLY.) People share their experiences with horrid Visual Kei fans who say 'OMG, yer a pOZEUR 'cuz you KANNOT LIEK JPOP AT THE SAME TIME WTF?!', others say that fangirls are those who cannot tell the difference between Jrock and Visual Kei, one says that 'Yeah, men are capable of it--look at Morning Musume fans!' (An analogy between Jpop and Visual Kei and man and woman, if you will.)

Trouble gets a spark from one of the star members of the board, known on this side of the world as 37564, who announces, "no matter what visual kei actually is, a VK fangirls is someone who doens't like a band unless they're pretty, only likes some bands because they're pretty, has no sense of humor, and is obsessed with gay porn (or "yaoi" as y'all hoes like to call it)"

And yes, my pets, that is word for word.

No one takes a bite out of the juicy bait so instead, they talk about fanservice and how they have varying degrees of reaction to it--"I like it." or "I don't like it." or "Eww...onstage orgy."

And as we trample on, people continue to talk--it actually sounds decent and well meaning until 37564 says, "as for hoes that buy videos just because there's fanservice in them. . . . . . I've really already said my piece on that, but may I add, that when there's an all girl VK band and they start doing that s*****. . . . those same gay porn freaks or ("yaoi fans" as they like to call themselves) will get pissy at the guys who like the yuri action. WATCH!"

Oooh! He's calling them 'hoes' out!

Unfortunately the effect is dimmed when girls say they'd rather see women get it on. Ah, well--good indeed.


that's the thing

J-rock girls all like them sexy womens. . .that's why they like guys that look like "sexy womens"

but they won't admit that

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Sousuke
Member



Joined: 08 Feb 2004
Location: Kaoru and Totchi-chan, you're so cute together!! ^_^
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 6:03 pm Post subject:

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But feminine men are so cute.

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37564
Charter Member



Joined: 27 Mar 2003
Location: Peekskill NY
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 7:35 pm Post subject:

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heh. . . .part of the problem

y'all need to get over that s***** (or, realize what you REALLY are *cough* *cough*)


f***** yaoi whores



BIG LESBIANS, SIR! BIG LESBIANS LIKE TO SEE GAY MEN IN MAKEUP GET IT ON, SIR!

Sousuke replies:





"Sousuke
Member



Joined: 08 Feb 2004
Location: Kaoru and Totchi-chan, you're so cute together!! ^_^
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 7:42 pm Post subject:

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I think Shinya and Toshiya make a good couple. I like Toshiya and Kaoru too (avatar). I remember seeing this picture of Die and Shinya that's an interesting couple, because Die always teases Shinya.



Yes, we all have our ships in our ports here even if some of us may be big lesbian hoes. What gardening has to do with any of this is beyond me. < / end cheap joke >

However, our star chooses to reply:


37564
Charter Member



Joined: 27 Mar 2003
Location: Peekskill NY
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 7:44 pm Post subject:

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leave the hall



Prompting the mod who's been lenient thus far to come in and try to place a smackdown on it (politely):


Tendai
J-Rock Mod



Joined: 01 May 2003
Location: Kengo is in hiding. Please leave a message with Miisha.
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 8:29 pm Post subject:

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37564 wrote:
leave the hall

Knock it off. You don't like it, don't respond to it.



Alas! ALAS!! The parting shot has yet to be delivered! This is his final call out to the garden hoes:

girls who like fem-boys should be shot


What? BITTER? Nahhh....

(If this isn't wank worthy, may I be turned into a newt! *hides in wait for newtdom*)