The CrystalGamgee drinking game
Ably assissted by bubba_ray

You know the rules... take one drink for every instance unless stated otherwise, if you have any more add them to the comments... I'm off to get drunk


1) Every time Crystal is confirmed to have posted on her thread take a drink

2) Everytime someone says "MY HED IS PASTEDE ON YAY!" take two drinks

3) Whenever an anon claims the JF admins are sympathetic, take three

4) Whenever the thread is said to have been deleted take four

5) When Zorro calls her a retard emtpy the bottle

6) Everytime a new icon is posted in homage to the wank

7) Take one drink if someone posts a "handrawn" dom picture

8) Take a drink if someone links to a new crystal gamgee lie

9) Take two for every instance another person proves that the crystal gamgee pics are photoshopped

10) Take one for every deleted thread in the bboyd comunity

11) Take another if someone saved the thred before deletion and posted it

12) Take one for every monitor bathed in coke/coffe/alchoholic beverage

13) Two for a keyboard claimed dead

14) One for every post wank cigerette taken

15) One for every attempt at 'last comment!'

16) One for every thousand word milestone

17) Take one for every newbie using the wank that wouldn't stop as introduction/delurking post

18) One for each time you hit a new page

19) One for everytime the supernanny is mentioned

20) Two when she deletes journals or writes letters to abuse

21) One for everyone who died in thread

22) Two for every time the server broke under the strain

23) One when you see klaatu banana nickto

24) One every time someone mentions the ark

25) One for every time someone went to sleep and returned to find the wank had grown x pages

26) One for every mention of armadillos