Bravo reality wank that *doesn't* come from the Fab 5...
Showbiz Moms and Dads, Bravo's newest trainwreck reality show, is a favorite over at the Television Without Pity forums. The TWoP forums are modded with an iron hand by site creators Wing Chun, Glark, and Sars as well as individual show recappers**.

Wank appears on the horizon at the Showbiz Moms and Dads thread when of the moms, Tiffany Barron, shows up to defend her daughter, TeenBitch!Jordan. However, the splooge doesn't start flying until Jordan herself shows up to tell everyone to "GROW UP" and ph34r her!!1!OMG!!1! Glark snarks on her, but that's not even the best part.

For a board that doesn't allow personal flaming of individual posters, I'd say this comes pretty damn close to being over the line:

First to TCB (BrattyJordan): Darlin', if you are truly not the 50 year old, chainsmoking, whiskey drinking, trash-talking harridan trapped in the body of a 14 year old adolescent girl that you are so expertly portrayed as being by this show's production team, then you need to find the best attorney you can and sue the pants off of both Bravo (deep pockets) and the producers. Like as not, you would lose such a lawsuit but, maybe, you'll get lucky and they'll settle, allowing both you and your sister, Cinderella, enough money to go to college or, at least, cosmetology school. I say this because there is no way in hell - outside of a snuff film in TJ - that you'll ever get anyone to hire you for any kind of role after seeing this show. Now, if you are being portrayed acurately - and I think this likely - perhaps you need to find yourself a good exorcist because, honey, you got the devil in you.


I don't know which I like can't look away from more, the forums or the show.


**Several of the TWoP mods are world-champion wankers themselves, but that's a post for another time.