Not Knowing When to Give Up
Or, whenever you post, the baby Jesus cries another Fandom Wanker decides you’re an asshat.

The other day coclytus posts some mild wank having to do with the wording of a certain HP BNF. Most of the wank revolves around whether or not the post was true wank in the first place. Not surprisingly, most of the FA crowd of wankers, unbiased as they are, decide this isn’t proper wank for various reason. Meanwhile, Heidi herself, posts on numerous occasions. At the height of the wank, one anonymouse estimated Heidi’s post count at sixteen and counting.

Said wank died down as Fandom Wankers everywhere moved on to other issues, but Heidi can’t leave it alone. She’s back, still trying to defend her position, especially here and here.

Nice how in one of those she’s going on about how everyone who doesn’t know her and FAP misunderstood her confusingly worded post, but she completely missed coclytus’ obvious sarcasm and chose to assume we’d all take it literally.

Doesn’t she realize that with every post she just digs the hole deeper? It’s amusing, really, to see how many ways she can come up with explaining it. She’s into the lawyerly language now. Can the lawsuit threats be far behind? Maybe if she put a FA person or two on Journal Fen’s abuse team, she’d get a better result.

So who needs fandom? If we sit back and wait long enough the wank comes right to our own doorstep