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Sir Psycho Sexy (redwarrior) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-04-26 21:39:00
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Current mood:Fixin' for a fight
Current music:Tool, "The Grudge"

Because FtM's make fangirls go SQUEE.
This is a rather small wank, but it could grow, especially if another FtM finds this thread and threatens to go ballistic on these yaoi fangirls' asses. (Not me. I did the responsible thing and dropped out of the yaoi comm.)

LIEK OMG I'd GET A SEX CHANGE SO I COULD BE GAAAY!!111!! AND WEAR DRESSES AND BE FABULOUS!!!1!!

Umm...it's people like you that make others go, "You're not a tranny. You're just a delusional yaoi fangirl" to me.

Thanks a lot. :D

-Armand
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[info]gaisce
2004-04-27 06:01 am UTC (link)
Ugh, this just made me feel unclean. Someone needs to tell those people that biological parts does not equal gender identity. He's not going to fuck you even with manly bits, you fangirl!

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(Anonymous)
2004-04-27 06:07 am UTC (link)
Oh lawd. *claps hands over easily enraged FTM friend's eyes*

What I want to know is, what's stopping the kids who'd dress flamboyantly as males from doing it as girls? "Girl who dresses like a boy who dresses like a girl" isn't off the lifestyle menu, is it?

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(no subject) - redwarrior, 2004-04-27 07:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-27 09:49 pm UTC

[info]eljuno
2004-04-27 06:35 am UTC (link)
I feel kinda unclean now...

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(Anonymous)
2004-04-27 06:47 am UTC (link)
Well, I'm a girl, and if I was somehow changed into a guy, I'd still fuck men.

In fact, I often fantasize about being a man just so I can... fuck men. I don't care about being with women.

Don't act all shocked. Next you'll be saying women writing gay porn is SO strange! ^_^

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(no subject) - [info]diamonde, 2004-04-27 07:48 am UTC
(no subject) - meshou, 2004-04-27 12:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]diamonde, 2004-04-27 04:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2004-04-27 07:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-27 09:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eiviiaru, 2004-04-28 12:03 am UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2004-04-28 01:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vassilissa, 2004-04-28 12:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vassilissa, 2004-04-28 12:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-04-27 05:22 pm UTC
Me too - (Anonymous), 2007-05-12 09:37 pm UTC

[info]marginalsanity
2004-04-27 06:51 am UTC (link)
:(

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(no subject) - nakannimi, 2004-04-27 08:19 am UTC
Chain of Icon Love - [info]eiviiaru, 2004-04-27 05:40 pm UTC
Another Link in the Chain - nakannimi, 2004-04-27 06:19 pm UTC
Re: Another Link in the Chain - [info]smo, 2004-04-27 07:13 pm UTC
Re: - [info]marginalsanity, 2004-04-28 03:01 am UTC

[info]lucky13
2004-04-27 06:53 am UTC (link)
Wow.... Way way way TMI there. o_o

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(no subject) - [info]lemone, 2004-04-28 07:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lucky13, 2004-04-28 04:00 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-04-27 06:57 am UTC (link)
Bah! That's an awesome idea.

A ftm sex change is what, $70,000 USD? I'd make that back in less than a year working as a media spectacle on some random sitcom, acting like a stereotype and having the fangirls write fics about me fucking other men while I cross-dress and paint nails.

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(no subject) - redwarrior, 2004-04-27 07:39 pm UTC

[info]iczer6
2004-04-27 07:06 am UTC (link)
Now I wanna suggest they get themselves a nice boyfriend and do him up the ass with a strap-on.

*Is sure she broke a law by saying that*

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(no subject) - [info]oysteria, 2004-04-27 08:04 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-27 10:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eiviiaru, 2004-04-28 12:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2004-04-28 08:53 am UTC

[info]psychofangirl
2004-04-27 07:11 am UTC (link)
"Any females in here ever wished they were born a guy, just so they could be gay?"

Nope. Even now, being gay is not exactly happy fantasy land. Course being straight isn't necessarily a cake walk, but you don't get killed or denied marriage benefit rights for being straight.

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(no subject) - [info]vassilissa, 2004-04-27 12:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2004-04-27 07:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vassilissa, 2004-04-28 12:28 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-04-27 08:22 am UTC (link)
I wanted to go inflict flamage upon them, but after reading through the thread again, I realized two things: (a)they would just think I was being senselessly mean, and (b) I felt ill.

Is there something wrong with being a straight chick who enjoys gay porn? Or are their het romantic fantasies not coming true either?

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(no subject) - [info]eiviiaru, 2004-04-27 05:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-04-27 07:14 pm UTC

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-04-27 10:43 pm UTC

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(Anonymous)
2004-04-27 10:09 am UTC (link)
Even more fun than the ignorance is all the self-hatred!
No, my voice isn't overly girly.
I love being mistaken for a guy, because that's better than just being a stupid old girl.
Why, dear god, why?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-27 10:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eiviiaru, 2004-04-27 05:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2004-04-27 07:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2004-04-28 02:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2004-04-28 09:05 am UTC

[info]big_bad_wolf
2004-04-27 11:31 am UTC (link)
On the behalf of women everywhere, I'd like to apologise. Really.

*stabs the dumbfucks in the face*

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[info]vassilissa
2004-04-27 12:10 pm UTC (link)
Umm...it's people like you that make others go, "You're not a tranny. You're just a delusional yaoi fangirl" to me.

Thanks a lot.

Ow. That sucks.

Do you want to borrow my grenade? Oh wait, you said you were being responsible. Shit, I admire you. I'd go ballistic.

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(no subject) - [info]chash, 2004-04-27 04:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2004-04-28 09:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vassilissa, 2004-04-28 12:30 pm UTC
Re: - [info]chash, 2004-04-28 01:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vassilissa, 2004-04-28 01:52 pm UTC

[info]erik
2004-04-27 02:31 pm UTC (link)
*twitch* *snarl*

Somebody restrain me, please, before I take a flamethrower to that thread.

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(no subject) - [info]schtroumph_c, 2004-04-27 06:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - cicer, 2004-04-28 12:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]schtroumph_c, 2004-04-28 12:26 am UTC

nakannimi
2004-04-27 04:36 pm UTC (link)
This all reminds me of Poppy Z. Brite (writer of homoerotic horror novels and Courtney Love biographies) who used to say in interviews that she was a gay man (she'd be more likely to say "queer boy") trapped in a woman's body. I always wanted to say to her, "Sorry, honey, you're just a straight girl who likes man-on-man action. Join the club."

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-04-27 05:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - nakannimi, 2004-04-27 06:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-04-27 10:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - nakannimi, 2004-04-28 05:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-28 05:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eiviiaru, 2004-04-27 05:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-04-27 09:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]julia, 2004-04-27 05:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2004-04-27 07:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vassilissa, 2004-04-28 12:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-27 06:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-27 06:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - cicer, 2004-04-28 12:21 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-28 03:46 am UTC
Icon LOVE! - (Anonymous), 2004-04-28 06:21 am UTC

[info]schuldig
2004-04-27 05:58 pm UTC (link)
I scrolled past that post on my flist. I find the dream reports that have been popping up lately in that comm quite annoying. All squeals and randomness, not to mention that someone else's sexual fantasy is very rarely of interest to anyone else.

However, I can see her point -- who wouldn't want to be a man? No periods, no chance of pregnancy, taken more seriously, better pay at work, etc. It just ain't happening in this lifetime!

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(no subject) - [info]diamonde, 2004-04-27 06:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-04-27 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]schuldig, 2004-04-27 07:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]liarliar, 2004-04-27 07:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-04-27 10:49 pm UTC
Re: - [info]liarliar, 2004-04-28 12:36 am UTC
A Bit of TMI from Me to You. - wolfie_thu, 2004-04-28 03:50 am UTC
Re: A Bit of TMI from Me to You. - [info]liarliar, 2004-04-28 04:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-04-28 05:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lcsbanana, 2004-04-28 02:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-04-28 06:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-04-27 10:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2004-04-27 10:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-04-27 10:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2004-04-28 01:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-04-28 04:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2004-04-28 09:20 am UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2004-04-27 07:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]katsue, 2004-04-27 09:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]katsue, 2004-04-27 09:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-04-27 11:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-04-27 09:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]katsue, 2004-04-27 09:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-04-27 11:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]princessdot, 2004-04-28 04:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2004-04-28 09:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-04-27 10:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-28 04:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vassilissa, 2004-04-28 12:36 pm UTC

[info]amasaglajax
2004-04-27 06:52 pm UTC (link)
The thread itself ain't wanky. It's more WTF-ish. *shrugs* I used to be like that. You know, when I was twelve. Not really feeling the tranny-wank. (MY PENIS IS PASTEDE ON YAY)

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(no subject) - [info]miome, 2004-04-27 08:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-04-27 11:21 pm UTC

[info]c_chan
2004-04-27 08:09 pm UTC (link)
It's people like her that make me wonder why I'm even a yaoi fangirl.

Oh, wait. I remember. Boys boinking = yummy.

Carry on. *snugs Armand and heads off*

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[info]split
2004-04-27 08:44 pm UTC (link)
Oooh.

Sometimes I miss the yaoi community drama. ^_^

But of course not. The day I stop reading the community is a happy, joyful day indeed.

I'm very happy lurking on [info]yaoi_daily over in LJ, thank you.

*gives boys x boys pictures a firm nod*

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Must... Post... Icon
[info]karmakaze
2004-04-27 08:55 pm UTC (link)
Yay! I have an icon that's on topic!

Or there's this one:


Sadly, my icon page is down, so I cannot post the full variation.

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Re: Must... Post... Icon - redwarrior, 2004-04-28 01:30 am UTC
I wish I were a man - [info]karmakaze, 2004-04-28 02:07 am UTC

[info]necronomist
2004-04-28 02:01 am UTC (link)
Umm...it's people like you that make others go, "You're not a tranny. You're just a delusional yaoi fangirl" to me.

They say that to you? Wow. That just sounds so rude and inaccurate, because there are FtMs (and MtFs, and intersexed, people who have their own labels) before anime became popular in North America, yo.

And yes, people thinking yaoi = reality are stupid.

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(no subject) - redwarrior, 2004-04-28 06:16 pm UTC

[info]gal_montag
2004-04-28 02:35 am UTC (link)
Y'know, I somehow doubt being actually gay is quite as fun and sparkley as they seem to think it is. Because y'know, that descrimination thing kinda takes away from the whole glittery to be gay.

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(Anonymous)
2004-04-28 04:34 am UTC (link)
I just want to make the token "please, dear gods, don't think we're all like that" post. ¬_¬

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(no subject) - redwarrior, 2004-04-28 05:49 am UTC

[info]ichigatsu
2004-04-29 10:18 am UTC (link)
I'd love to be a guy, I'd fit the profile perfectly, possessive, easily jealous, predatory, loves to hug and cuddle, has a hentai mind with 24/7 gay sex channel inside her head

I don't know about everyone else, but I have yet to find a man who fits THAT profile.

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(no subject) - redwarrior, 2004-04-29 09:51 pm UTC
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