Badgers? We Don't Need No Stinking Badgers!
My first wank. Please grease up with the lube of your choice and give it to me hard.

I never thought I'd actually get a chance to post a wank, since I just don't spend that much time hanging around wank hot-spots. Maybe there's a jurimprudence law covering the fact your chances of coming across, or being involved in, wank increase in direct proportion to the amount of time you spend online (hitting a probability of 1.00 after about four hours). Anyhoo, I was having a look at the latest Penny Arcade comic on LJ and thought I'd see what people were saying. When will I learn?

There are a couple of points where I thought the wank threatened to go off, including the second response "Mega-Con was more like gay-con", and I still have high hopes for the pocky wars starting towards the end of the thread. I'm sure someone can work up a good head of "how dare you hate my snack!"

But the actual wank comes from pluckzz who shows up to let everyone know that Penny Arcade isn't funny! Just a harmless little troll really, but there are some good responses, particularly from deglan, who suggests that:

"You actually read something because it's NOT funny? That's... um... how can I put this gently... like having sex with badgers because it makes you feel dirty and sad."

sagralisse convinced me that the combination of trolls, pocky and badger-sex made this worthy of posting, so blame her if you think it's pastede on YAY lame.