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Devonshire Jones ([info]roz_mcclure) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-04-29 16:38:00


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[info]penknife posts her feelings on Virginia's recent quote-unquote Marriage Affirmation Act. (Hint: not so very favorable to the Virginian legislators.)

[info]huushiita espouses the Joys of Being A Canadian:

*sighs* It feels like us Canucks are million light years ahead of them bloody Yankees. Ever feel like we're watching their politics, and think, they MUST be going backwords in time?

which, of course, does not sit well with the non-Virginian-politician-Americans reading. Finally (of course!) the Religious Right arrives on the scene.

[info]tmverwolff says here:

Have you actually read the bible? My guess is no. You know what... I'm for this bill, and if for no other reason than to balance out all of you radicals who are against it.

"Hell in a handbasket"... you want to know what's going to hell in a handbasket? Our society... our culture... our traditions... and it isn't because of laws like this... it's quite the opposite. These laws seek to preserve the way of life that we are letting slip away. Think about it. What is on prime time TV now, for all your children to watch, was R, NC-17, or completely taboo a few years ago...

And what about religion? Religion has had the same teachings now for 2000 years, but in the past 20 years, We've decided that if religion teaches against the "fun" Sin, then religion is wrong!


spawning appr. a gajillion replies. Most notably:

wolfie_thu says:

Oh yeah? Well, the religion of ancient Egypt lasted for 3000 years. Which obviously means that Ra could so beat up your god. Ra ownz j00.

[info]threegoldfish pulls out the good old Leviticus argument:

At risk of pulling out that horry old chestnut, are you wearing a poly-cotton blend right now? Have you touched your wife when she's mensturating? Have you had a cream sauce on your meat? Ever? And have you been ritually cleansed? No? Well shit, dude. You're next in line for the stoning!

[info]thebratqueen adds:

We have two possibilities here. Either you're Catholic, in which case my response to you is: Vatican II. If you're not Catholic, then you're some form of Protestant, in which case I am definitely happy stacking my Bible knowledge up against yours because if you think Martin Luther was the guy born two millenia ago then I can promise you that I read the good book for content much better than you did. As for example, I can cite the main character on my very first try.

And [info]cazapazzo tops it off with some good, old-fashioned Hindu deity slash.

Current comment count: 583 747 944 1124.


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[info]ashenmote
2004-04-30 02:44 am UTC (link)
Sounds like an interesting wank to read, that's for sure.

Only, which fandom is it?

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[info]roz_mcclure
2004-04-30 02:45 am UTC (link)
Um. Life? The life fandom.

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(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2004-04-30 02:49 am UTC
Re: - [info]roz_mcclure, 2004-04-30 02:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tempslut, 2004-04-30 07:55 am UTC
(no subject) - allen, 2004-04-30 07:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tempslut, 2004-04-30 08:24 am UTC
(no subject) - allen, 2004-04-30 07:49 pm UTC

[info]crickets
2004-04-30 02:47 am UTC (link)
I just posted about this in my journal! That is some entertainment, right there. I <3 casapazzo in a big way.

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[info]psychofangirl
2004-04-30 02:51 am UTC (link)
I value human rights/life over "tradition".

Simple as it fucking gets.

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[info]marginalsanity
2004-04-30 05:55 am UTC (link)
Here here.

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(Anonymous)
2004-05-01 02:25 am UTC (link)
Word.

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[info]sagralisse
2004-04-30 03:09 am UTC (link)
Yeah, Ra r0xx0rZ!

(Note: This ought to go in otf_wank, you know.)

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Re: - [info]roz_mcclure, 2004-04-30 03:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iris, 2004-04-30 03:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vassilissa, 2004-04-30 02:29 pm UTC
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[info]oysteria
2004-04-30 03:23 am UTC (link)
It's not a fandom, but...

As for example, I can cite the main character on my very first try.

Bwah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!!!!!! I love this person with the burning passion of a thousand fiery suns.

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IA!
(Anonymous)
2004-04-30 03:23 am UTC (link)
IA CTHULU, IA! CTHULU FTANG!!!!!

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Re: IA! - [info]yadda, 2004-04-30 04:12 am UTC

[info]smo
2004-04-30 03:58 am UTC (link)
I so want a "Ra ownz j00" icon.

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(no subject) - [info]diamonde, 2004-04-30 04:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coclytus, 2004-04-30 04:56 am UTC
Re: - [info]diamonde, 2004-04-30 09:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]diamonde, 2004-04-30 05:47 am UTC
<3 - (Anonymous), 2004-04-30 08:49 am UTC
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[info]onmyforehead
2004-04-30 04:14 am UTC (link)
Damn. I'm a Virginian. And... I forget what the rest of the wank is about.

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(no subject) - [info]squib, 2004-04-30 07:12 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-04-30 04:57 am UTC (link)
I want to write a torrid romance involving Vishnu in the porn business. And you thought gang bang porn was confusing enough without six extra hands...

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(no subject) - [info]cpip, 2004-04-30 03:50 pm UTC

[info]marginalsanity
2004-04-30 05:57 am UTC (link)
My country makes me sad sometimes.

...no offense. ;)

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[info]amasaglajax
2004-04-30 06:16 am UTC (link)
I love New York. More than EVAR.

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[info]ignatius
2004-04-30 07:55 am UTC (link)
OMG. Forget your mother's Judas/Jesus slash. Hindu deity slash is the new hotness!

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(no subject) - [info]geekmagirl, 2004-04-30 10:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dreamtoday, 2004-04-30 11:03 am UTC
Re: - [info]roz_mcclure, 2004-04-30 07:08 pm UTC
Buh?
(Anonymous)
2004-04-30 08:23 am UTC (link)
And what about religion? Religion has had the same teachings now for 2000 years

Someone must've slept through that portion of their history class.

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[info]azarias
2004-04-30 11:43 am UTC (link)
More wank: [info]digaldos posts its opinion on how horrible it is that all us radical commies are trying to stomp all over states' rights to keep the races pure to keep gays in their place.

No one's responded yet, but watch this space.

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[info]kimera
2004-04-30 11:52 am UTC (link)
Religion has had the same teachings now for 2000 years

wait, wait, whoa... so now there's just the one? And it's name is "religion"?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-30 04:22 pm UTC

[info]enkogneatoh
2004-04-30 02:24 pm UTC (link)
I vote this IS fandom. Politics and religion can have fandoms too, darn it!!!

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[info]snacky
2004-04-30 05:53 pm UTC (link)
Not fandom, take it away!

Nice wank though. *g*

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Re: - [info]roz_mcclure, 2004-04-30 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-30 10:38 pm UTC
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[info]ririka
2004-04-30 07:08 pm UTC (link)
At the risk of someone, somewhere accusing me of being blasphemous, I think tmberwolff's comment merits the above icon (points to own userpic).

A generalized thought:

It's amazing the number of people who call themselves Christians (which surely refers to following the teachings of Christ) and who go straight to the Old Testament (Leviticus 18:22) when they want to back up their homophobic views.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-30 07:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ririka, 2004-04-30 08:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2004-04-30 11:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2004-05-01 12:38 am UTC
Re: - [info]gal_montag, 2004-05-01 07:51 pm UTC
Anon as no LJ - (Anonymous), 2004-05-02 01:39 am UTC

[info]gal_montag
2004-04-30 11:15 pm UTC (link)
the troll journal is apparently a sock puppet. Now where's the fun in that?

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[info]rann
2004-05-01 12:41 am UTC (link)
*sighs* It feels like us Canucks are million light years ahead of them bloody Yankees. Ever feel like we're watching their politics, and think, they MUST be going backwords in time?

Oh, bitch please. Do you know when elections for Canada's Prime Minister are held?
When the Prime Minister decides they are.
That's right, he decides when to hold his own elections wherein he might get voted out of office.
If America worked that way, Clinton wouldn't have held an election until ten years after he DIED.
(For more interesting insights into the Canadian government from an insider, I suggest http://www.filibustercartoons.com )

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(no subject) - [info]oysteria, 2004-05-01 04:08 am UTC
I get to be wanky AND pedantic! - [info]fearthainn, 2004-05-01 06:36 am UTC
Re: I get to be wanky AND pedantic! - [info]apoplexia, 2004-05-01 08:26 am UTC
Re: I get to be wanky AND pedantic! - [info]darkwitch666, 2004-05-05 03:18 am UTC
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[info]frodaish
2004-05-02 03:48 am UTC (link)
As a Canadian. I oficially disown that Canadian. *shakes head*

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(no subject) - [info]darkwitch666, 2004-05-05 03:20 am UTC

[info]threegoldfish
2004-05-04 06:13 pm UTC (link)
That was the most fun I had had at work in a very long time.

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