Second comics-wank -- and now for something completely different.
This isn't new or particularly groundbreaking, it's just very very strange.

Once, there was a semi-famous troll who used to post (from about 1994 to 2002) to the rec.arts.comics.* and rec.games.frp.* Usenet newsgroups. Most people figured "Hitesh Shah" (one of his many pseudonyms, as well as "C++" and "tsr0") was some variant of paranoid schizophrenic. But his basic deal was that he'd created the ultimate RPG. Every couple of weeks, he'd post incoherent numbers listing the stats of everything, from molecules to trees to Spiderman's Aunt May to Galactus. Then he'd follow up a day later with "corrections" to his mad calculations. Oh, and he seemed to believe that Stan Lee had created the universe (not just the Marvel Universe, but everything), and was controlling people's minds.

Eventually, most people killfiled him, and only newbies would respond. It also seems like people got Google to cancel or delete Hitesh's posts, so that when I was reminded of my favorite insane statistician (because of the "nipplage wank", naturally), all I could find on Google Groups were thread replies, but none of the original posts.

So, on a whim, I wondered if I could find him anywhere else on the web. Horrifyingly... I did.

Hybrid: The One Paragraph RPG and Hybrid: The Rules.

Thrill to the blue highlighting and ALL CAPS for no apparent reason!

Some excerpts:

RULE # 358: The NEW ultimate EQUATION TO CREATE A NUCLEAR BOMB @ THE PRICE OF A BEER CAN, USING HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL MATH

RULE # 355: This rule explains the pricing for ballpoint pens, and if you’ve made a bargain purchase or not or simply satisfactory.

RULE # 354: Start with the template of Christ @ ARV @ [2*X = 4.2]; while, Allah @ ARV of [X = 2.1]

RULE # 350: % = [100*[1 – (1/X)]]; so, IF, both, Jesus & his mother committed 80% fraud @ X = 5, then Nightcrawler has 5x more points @ C2 than Jesus

RULE # 324: Somewhere on this planet there is a woman with a 30 COM, rare as a giant pearl with a radius diameter of 30 to 300 millimeters

Smallville fans can't miss...
RULE # 300: I have not quite yet figured this out yet, but I’ll try to figure it out later. The secret behind the fictional DC characters Superman/Clark Kent & Lex Luthor, latter in the tv series of “Smallville”, while the former in DC comics, as well as the Kryptonian clothing fashion worn by Jorell based on similarity between that of DC comics of Superman in Kryptonian clothing & the similarity to an artist depiction in the play Macbeth, as well as the mysterious kryptonite & its various different facsimiles in its various different colors, lies within the story/play of Shakespeare by the name of or know as Macbeth. Here are 3 quotes from Macbeth that are unique, but there may be other quotes from that play that may also be unique, but, here are 3 quotes from that play that are unique: 1) “no: this my Hand will rather [next line] The multitudinous Seas incarnardine, [next line] Making the Green one, Red; 2) I dare do all that may become a man, [next line] Who dares no more, is none; 3) floate vpon a wilde and violent Sea < referring to Lex Luthor in the previous episode, where he floating in the sea after his plane crash, but there happens to be an island nearby, in the 2nd series of the tv show “Smallville” > [next line] Each way, and moue,. The 1st two quotes refer to Clark Kent, and the latter to Lex Luthor. This is amazing. There is no equation in this rule, but there will be. Or, Clark could just be a brainwashed mutant, who thinks he’s from a different planet, as his parents were raised in time period of Roswell, meaning his parents could have fed him a false history, so that he never look for his real parents, and/but everything in the caves being a figment of his imagination, assuming he as a child was mutated during the meteor shower, where the alien rocks grants each a wish, where Clark could have wished that only the alien rocks could harm him & NOT by anything else: so, it was the nature of his wish that made him a Superman, where only the alien rocks could harm him being his wish. And, why he goes around killing other mutants, so that he’ dbe the only mutant left with powers, so that he could take over the world. And, maybe he’s even also faking his weaknesses as well, so that he could collect the other meteor rocks for himself, so that he could truly be a Superman & take over the world, so then he’s pretending to be nice & well behaved. And, the graffiti in the caves being his personal graffiti, like a doodle on a paper. LOOK @ RULE # 313.

Oh, and don't miss the Hybrid ( BROWNIE ) Cake Recipe.

ETA: Damn, forgot to mention -- RULE # 308 explains why HYBRID is only 32.1% complete, and why it might be "90% complete, maybe by 2090, but even that is being optimistic."

(I'm so very very sorry. But if this mental masturbation isn't "fandom wank", what is?)