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	panthea 2004-05-04 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	Bad form, tribe2003. That ain't what we're here for. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	cpip 2004-05-04 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	Isn't that, like, the first law of F_W? We observe and laugh, we do not interfere? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2004-05-04 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. Consciousness destroys the act, or something. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shinigami_co 2004-05-04 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	icon ~~molesting~~ fangirling XDXD And, yes. Whether or not you've "got a screen name" in f_w, running off to where the wank is occurring to stir the pot is wrawng. Especially if you use the fact it's being wanked as an excuse to take the so-called "moral high ground". (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	panthea 2004-05-04 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	Pristine, self-generating wank is a beautiful thing. It does not need to be fertilized by outside forces. Or some such shit. (Reply to this)(Parent)

(Anonymous)
2004-05-04 08:17 pm UTC (link)

Oh fuck off. What the hell do you expect? You post details and a link in this community and yet are morally appalled when some of the other morons from here decide to comment?

Get real.

It's not as though you're going to ban tribe2003 from posting here, you're not going to mock her in turn - in fact if anything, you and your little moron buddies will start whaling on me for daring to make a stand. There's zip action from you when you're members go over the line, so don't start pretending you have some kind of standards.

Fortunately chirrping_monkey has a sense of humour (something some of you here seem to lack) and has taken it in good humour - personally, I'd have reported you to journal_fen for a breah of ToS.

Asshats.

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shoiryu
2004-05-04 08:22 pm UTC (link)

you and your little moron buddies will start whaling on me for daring to make a stand.

You're so inspiringly brave. *salutes*

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	smo 2004-05-04 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	you and your little moron buddies will start whaling on me for daring to make a stand. THAR SHE BLOWS! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	cpip 2004-05-04 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Threat of TOS: check. Okay. Now that we've got that bit of standard out of the way: Me? I watch. I laugh. I've been tempted to get involved; I don't. Ever. But I'm just a penguin around these parts. Who're you, anonymouse? (Reply to this)(Parent)

panthea
2004-05-04 08:30 pm UTC (link)

It's not as though you're going to ban tribe2003 from posting here, you're not going to mock her in turn

Actually, mocking tribe2003 in turn is kinda what I'm doing, so yeah: Bite me.

Tribe2003 won't get banned because AFAIK nobody gets banned.

And if you'll read the f_w userinfo, it clearly says: We reserve the right to not get blamed for your sucky behavior. Fandom_wank members are far too fat and lazy to go bothering people outside our group. If you want to go trolling or harassing people for the fun of it, then do us the courtesy of leaving the community first.

F_w does not condone trolling. Not to mention, going into a perfect stranger's journal and telling him or her why she's wrong is just idiotic, because, as chirping_monkey has demonstrated, who gives a shit? (And I say that as someone who's done it before and learned.)

In conclusion: No, trolling is not what we're here for. Get off your fucking high horse, O Holier Than Thou.

Oh, and:

personally, I'd have reported you to journal_fen for a breah of ToS.

*snerk*

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	I'm sorry, ANONYMOUS TROLL, did you say something ANONYMOUS TROLL? raisedbyhyenas 2004-05-04 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	Hey Pot, that Kettle biotch is talkin' smack about you again! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	faultypremise 2004-05-04 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	You're so cute when you're angry. (Reply to this)(Parent)

wankprophet
2004-05-04 09:56 pm UTC (link)

Oh shee-it! Please don't report us! Zorrorojo and Robin have so had it in for us for the longest time. They'll jump on any chance they can get to ban our asses! Why I remember...::strange rippling flashback effect::...back in the olden days...1903? 1904?...when Fandom_Wank was fresh and new and looked fearlessly to a future without fear, without consequences. All the world was our plaything, and the mundane souls like you wandered oblivious to the looming danger. The radiola machine was filled with such programmes as "The Green Hornet," "Fibber McGee and Molly," and "Pottersues: The Way We Wanked Then."

Then one day, someone noticed they had been wanked by us. They wandered over, skimmed the posts, and screamed in horror. On that day, everything changed. From that moment on, we lived in perpetual terror that some anonymous idjit would start howling imprecations to make Aleister Crowley blush and huddle under his semen-stained velvet bedsheets. Our terror was such that we actually stopped masturbating for a moment, turned off the Victriola, and fixed a sandwich. At least one of our number decided that mocking wasn't enough -- she had to go out and create wank. She got bitchslapped by other F_W members so hard her JF account was knocked clear back to Blurty or something. We were just that terrified. Oh, some will claim that we were exercising our vigilante Justice upon one our own, but they are dreamers, for, as you have demonstrated so thoroughly, we wouldn't dream of attacking one of our own normally. After all, we're all fuckbuddies and spend our days writing love notes to each other with cute little hearts over the "i"s and adorable quatrains like: "Long live teh_porn /gloria regina / I'll stick ears of corn/ Up your vagina." Fandom_Wank...we're like the Moonies, in a way. So we kept on going as the Nazis invaded, giving us a wonderful analogy, then Vietnam came, giving us another great analogy, and finally the mean girls took over, giving us role models.

Then: you came, and brought the judgement of God Almighty and every flaming-sword, quadruple-winged Angel of Fiery KickAss Vengeance down upon our poor heads. So now I beg for mercy, cause I. Can't. Stop. Mocking! Please, have pity! Don't be so damned mock-worthy. Even the performing chimps take a break.

Just so we understand each other: tribe2003, when you go to the circus, you don't go down into the arena and start dancing with the trained chimps, capiche? So either stay out of the wanks or have the common courtesy not to invoke F_W's name when you do go squeezing into the tiny car with all the rest of the clowns.

And vampirechica? Yah know, I admire your courage. You come here and stand up to a bunch of people you'll never meet, telling us that we will, um, mock someone or another and then giving us your...er...name. You go, girl. You have passed your judgment, and let me tell you this: it hurts so, so good. I mean, it's not like "devouring our own" isn't part of our basic mission statement or anything. Fandom_Wank: we're like the Puritans, in a way.

If you take nothing else away from here, take this one thing: You wank, we mock, we leave the room, you're left with a handful of splooge. It's a beautiful thing.

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	ashenmote 2004-05-04 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Well, you know what? Asshat yourself. Have a good day. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sagralisse 2004-05-04 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	It's not as though you're going to ban tribe2003 from posting here, you're not going to mock her in turn... As a matter of fact, I was just going to tell tribe2003 to jump up my ass, but that's just me. And hey Tribe2003? Are you there? Jump up my ass! kthxdie. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	c_chan 2004-05-04 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	Considering you start off with "fuck off" in your opening sentence, what did you expect? Us to ignore you? You're funny. pets Can I keep you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	kaiser_chan 2004-05-04 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	It is of my utmost regret to inform you that you are NOT as funny (and not quite as stupid, either) as the One Wank. =D Sorry. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	(Anonymous) 2004-05-05 01:02 am UTC (link)
	(tribe2003 here) Amen. Not that you probably like me particularly, but I definitely agree with what you said. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	Please do. I haven't seen Zorro eat someone in so long... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	resmiranda 2004-05-06 03:04 am UTC (link)
	I'd have reported you to journal_fen for a breah of ToS. sobs with joy (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kijikun 2004-05-04 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	What a idiot. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	darkwitch666 2004-05-05 01:24 am UTC (link)
	Christ, it was more than wanky enough already, dontcha think? There's already too much wank and too little time to laugh at it. Why make more? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	OT ymfaery 2004-05-05 09:13 am UTC (link)
	I finally saw which scene it was in the dub where he says that line. Which was weird--Sanzo with a blatant sense of humor? snerk (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: OT shinigami_co 2004-05-05 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	Which scene was it? ^_^ (This scene where he's being a bastard, or this scene where he's being a bastard, or this scene where he's...etcetc. XD) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	Re: OT panthea 2004-05-07 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	I know! I had to, like, go lie down for a while. And then make an icon. Only then were the demons exorcised. ::nods solemnly:: (Reply to this)(Parent)

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