Tiny Harry Potter wank
*obligatory first wank disclaimer here, wankdar isn't tuned yet, be gentle, etc.*

The Leaky Cauldron, a Harry Potter news site, posts a story:

When Joanna Chammings of South Wales told her daughter, Niamh, that she was pregnant, her daughter said "wouldn't it be lovely if we had triplets?"

Mrs. Chammings shortly thereafter found out that was exactly what she was having. So she told her seven-year old that she could name one of the triplets. Niamh is a Harry Potter fan.

The family just brought home Nathaniel, Madeline, and Hermione.

Cue wank in the comments. It's a small one, but features name wankery, baby pictures, and a sarcastic anonymouse, who would be more impressive if anyone could figure out what it was talking about.