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melusine ([info]melusine) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-05-06 22:51:00


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Current mood:high

Ahoy! There be the great white wank! *splooge*
Kill_the_Kitty crawls out from under her bridge at fanficrants.
Watch her pull out every cliche argument there is about big bad meanies ruining it for TEH CHILDREN



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[info]c_chan
2004-05-07 06:09 am UTC (link)
OH NO! NOT THE CHILDREN!

*yawn*

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[info]kijikun
2004-05-07 06:30 am UTC (link)
Won't someone think of the children? They think of you....naked.

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(no subject) - [info]c_chan, 2004-05-07 06:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nicolae, 2004-05-07 02:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-05-07 03:44 pm UTC

[info]snarl
2004-05-07 06:27 am UTC (link)
Wow, I was just about to post this.

You know, she sort of has a point. I mean, for all the swarming rantbot cries "I think people don't take their fanfiction seriously are rude" and "behold how jaded I am of your trollery, that I respond in a jaded manner, like the jaded person I am", Kill_The_Kitty's post/troll was at least succint, evocative, and well-stated. It's what, the functional equivalent of two or three sentences? Minimum effort, maximum effect. I give it an 8.7.

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(Anonymous)
2004-05-07 06:40 am UTC (link)
Yeah, but the message she's sending, "don't nitpick fanfiction, it doesn't matter" is contrary to the main purpose of the community. It's like going to a Republican community and posting that Bush is evil and has been ruining the country--you may have a point to make, but you're still a troll.

--Wolfychan

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(no subject) - [info]virago, 2004-05-07 06:46 am UTC
Re: Message - [info]snarl, 2004-05-07 06:53 am UTC
Mmmmm...Zen - [info]llama_treats, 2004-05-07 07:12 am UTC
Re: Mmmmm...Zen - [info]snarl, 2004-05-07 07:14 am UTC
Re: Mmmmm...Zen - [info]psychofangirl, 2004-05-07 08:27 am UTC
Re: Mmmmm...Zen - [info]llama_treats, 2004-05-07 04:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaobell, 2004-05-07 08:17 pm UTC
Re: Message - (Anonymous), 2004-05-07 07:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]starherd, 2004-05-07 12:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]virago, 2004-05-08 08:39 am UTC
Re: - [info]starherd, 2004-05-13 12:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]starherd, 2004-05-07 12:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - smirnoffmule, 2004-05-07 03:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarl, 2004-05-07 06:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]redpanda, 2004-05-07 08:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarl, 2004-05-07 08:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]telesilla, 2004-05-07 09:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2004-05-07 12:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]toxictattoo, 2004-05-07 04:32 pm UTC

[info]melange
2004-05-07 04:55 pm UTC (link)
While the kitty killer was definitely trolling (and trolling badly, which is even worse) s/h/it kind of had a point. After trying to wade through some of the posts over there, I think that a lot of the members of that comm do need to calm the fuck down.

Personally, I think it's funny that some people (including me, I'll admit) have such high fucking standards when it comes to fanfiction. I mean, people can easily watch bad TV shows, read bad books, pay for terrible movies and know that's just the risk they took by watching. Yet a lot of people seem to feel that they're guaranteed quality fanfic, and get crazy angry when they find something that doesn't meet their standards. You'd think that people would have lower expectations (or at least less pointless rage) in a medium where there's zero quality control, but then again, geeks have never been known to be reasonable.

*glances at text* That made sense, right? Because I just got out of my first final, and all words kind of sound the same to me at this point.

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Define "Rage".... - (Anonymous), 2004-05-07 06:00 pm UTC
Re: Define "Rage".... - [info]melange, 2004-05-08 12:59 am UTC
Re: Define "Rage".... - [info]telophase, 2004-05-08 01:19 am UTC
Re: Define "Rage".... - [info]melange, 2004-05-08 01:30 am UTC
Re: Define "Rage".... - [info]telophase, 2004-05-08 03:09 am UTC
Re: Define "Rage".... - [info]crickets, 2004-05-08 07:56 am UTC
Re: Define "Rage".... - [info]telophase, 2004-05-08 09:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-05-07 11:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]melange, 2004-05-08 01:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-05-08 01:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]melange, 2004-05-08 01:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pfeffermuse, 2004-05-08 08:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarl, 2004-05-08 03:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarl, 2004-05-08 03:32 am UTC
I couldn't resist your food metaphor, actually - [info]necronomist, 2004-05-09 08:06 pm UTC

[info]kijikun
2004-05-07 06:34 am UTC (link)
I just want to know why s/h/it wants me to kill the kitty.

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[info]telesilla
2004-05-07 09:44 am UTC (link)
Could be a reference to masturbation.

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(no subject) - [info]speshulduck, 2004-05-07 10:54 am UTC

[info]dar
2004-05-07 06:36 am UTC (link)
Semicolon is one word and she loses points for that; however blatant misuse of the punctuation mark itself often leads to defenestration.

Why, if she wants to be a troll, is she advertising it so blatantly? One gets a larger reaction from the community one is trolling if one insists they are not, in fact, a troll, and continue to dig in their heels and be trolly.

She could learn from glory_2_god over on LJ. Seriously.

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[info]anon_3point5
2004-05-07 06:45 am UTC (link)
But I tell people I'm a troll all the time, and yet they still wish to talk with me. Odd.

Maybe I'm a pleasent troll.

Anon 3.5

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(no subject) - [info]dar, 2004-05-07 06:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anon_3point5, 2004-05-07 06:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-05-07 11:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iris, 2004-05-07 04:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-05-07 04:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]princessdot, 2004-05-07 10:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kannaophelia, 2004-05-07 07:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anglinsbees, 2004-05-07 10:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anon_3point5, 2004-05-07 09:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkwitch666, 2004-05-07 05:16 pm UTC

[info]snarl
2004-05-07 06:47 am UTC (link)
I dunno; she's getting a pretty good response as is: 27 comments and counting. None of which appear to be replies.

You can never go broke underestimating the intelligence of the American Livejournal public.

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(no subject) - [info]dar, 2004-05-07 06:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarl, 2004-05-07 07:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dar, 2004-05-07 02:45 pm UTC

[info]blackjackrocket
2004-05-07 07:25 am UTC (link)
Who's that girl in your icon? She looks very much like me at that age, but logic says that it *can't* be.

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(no subject) - [info]azarias, 2004-05-07 08:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]redpanda, 2004-05-07 08:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dikaios, 2004-05-07 08:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-05-07 08:57 am UTC
Re: - [info]dikaios, 2004-05-07 08:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dar, 2004-05-07 02:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]virago, 2004-05-08 03:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]valarltd, 2004-05-08 03:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]virago, 2004-05-08 08:31 am UTC
Squeeeeee!
[info]anglinsbees
2004-05-07 10:29 am UTC (link)
OZ!
Dorothy!
Billina!
And, and...
below, If I'm not mistaken is the Gump!!!!
I LOVE you!
(Got any Jack Pumpkinhead Icons?)

Oz has gotta be my oldest fandom.

Ellen
(Who has written living, though Gumpless sofas into her version of the HP world.)

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Re: Squeeeeee! - [info]blackjackrocket, 2004-05-07 10:51 am UTC
Re: Squeeeeee! - [info]anglinsbees, 2004-05-07 07:41 pm UTC
Re: Squeeeeee! - [info]dar, 2004-05-07 02:42 pm UTC
Re: Squeeeeee! - [info]anglinsbees, 2004-05-07 07:45 pm UTC
Re: Squeeeeee! - [info]dar, 2004-05-07 07:57 pm UTC
Re: Squeeeeee! - [info]anglinsbees, 2004-05-07 08:16 pm UTC
Re: Squeeeeee! - nakannimi, 2004-05-07 04:17 pm UTC
Re: Squeeeeee! - [info]anglinsbees, 2004-05-07 07:47 pm UTC
Re: Squeeeeee! - nakannimi, 2004-05-08 06:15 am UTC
Re: Squeeeeee! - [info]anglinsbees, 2004-05-08 01:14 pm UTC
Re: Squeeeeee! - [info]diane_duane, 2004-05-08 12:13 am UTC

nakannimi
2004-05-07 07:16 am UTC (link)
There's more in her journal.

These "protectors of this sacred art" really need to get off of their high horses. Oh no! A misplaced comma! Semi colons are attacking! This character used a contraction, and they never would speak that way! It seems to be the Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and Anime people that have an obsession with their fandoms. I'm sure they are pimple faced losers, whose only pleasure is attacking the mistakes of other writers. It's the only way they can inflate their poor, shrunken, self esteem.

Ah, I see. She must be a Mary-Sue writer who got mocked and is back for revenge. And - fans are obsessed with their fandoms? I never would have guessed.

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[info]iczer6
2004-05-07 07:26 am UTC (link)
Sigh.

And I think she may have had a good point too.

I do think there are people who take their hobbies way too seriously, and I really don't get the people who bitch and moan about people *liking* their fic.

But like any hobby you should be willing to put some effort into it, it doesn't have to be perfect but at least show that you're trying.


Icz

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(no subject) - [info]anglinsbees, 2004-05-07 10:36 am UTC

[info]faultypremise
2004-05-07 03:29 pm UTC (link)
Enjoy the wank while you can. It's about to get deleted and a certain someone banned~

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smirnoffmule
2004-05-07 03:35 pm UTC (link)
Aw, you mean we can't keep it? That's so meeeaannnnnn.

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(no subject) - [info]faultypremise, 2004-05-07 03:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jwaneeta, 2004-05-08 03:51 am UTC

[info]sarajayechan
2004-05-07 04:39 pm UTC (link)
Now that I think about it...yeah, I shoulda seen "Troll" written all over that person, especially the username. x.x;

Unfortunately, they DID have a point under all that bitching. The whole "OMG GET THESE STUPID LITTLE RETARDS OUTTA MY FANDOM FOR NOT BEING PERFECT!!! DON'T LET THEM WRITE!" attitude SUCKS, but so did the poster's "THINK OF TEH CHILDREN!" mindset. :P

Another case of "Good point, BAD execution".

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[info]iris
2004-05-07 04:42 pm UTC (link)
*points* Serra icon! Serra icon!

I love Serra. (Dammit, fandom, she's not annoying, she's hilarious!)

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(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-05-07 04:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iris, 2004-05-07 04:53 pm UTC

[info]jediowl
2004-05-07 06:01 pm UTC (link)
The wank is gooone...

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[info]munchkinott
2004-05-07 06:17 pm UTC (link)
But why is the wank gone?

Jack Sparrow gr33tist e1stenshul thinka EVA!!1

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(no subject) - [info]faultypremise, 2004-05-07 08:46 pm UTC

[info]jwaneeta
2004-05-08 03:54 am UTC (link)
That's a very good Organa. Who drew it?

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Re: - [info]jediowl, 2004-05-08 02:37 pm UTC
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[info]gal_montag
2004-05-07 07:02 pm UTC (link)
I *missed* it! *cries*

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[info]nevadafighter
2004-05-07 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Yes, there are zealots out there, but most of the stories that are attacked are REALLY fucking awful.

Besides, if you're going to do something for fun, why not make it good as well? If you're going to just throw together a piece of crap, DON'T POST IT!

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[info]frodaish
2004-05-08 12:28 am UTC (link)
THIS POST HAS BEEN DELETED MY ASS! *runs out wanking crying*

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(Anonymous)
2004-05-08 12:56 am UTC (link)
The name Kill_the_Kitty comes from the desire to run over livejournal user JadedRoses cat.

Squish, squish, squish!

It is not sexual.

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