I'm Sure I've Seen This Somewhere Before . . . .
Proving that the spirit of Crystal will live on evermore (*wipes tear*), there's a new poser game in town.

Maria, Orlando's, excuse me, Lori's, new girlfriend.

Behold: the bio, complete with quotes on everything from ex-squeeze Marc Anthony to J Lo. And that bitch Kate.

Behold: the gallery, proving that Crystal isn't the only deranged stalker fangirl with Photoshop in town.

My very first wank, I'm so proud.

ETA: paranoia is its own reward. The wank is down, so here we have
a copy of her bio page, stolen archived directly from her source code.

A screen shot of the original:



and finally, :


The wank originated in in this thread on LJ. Bonus wank in the thread itself, as well, in the form of many anon bitch slaps to Kate Bosworth, for the inexcusable crime of having press that mentions her relationship with Orlando.