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Mucktron ([info]mucktron) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-05-08 12:02:00


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Current mood:*thud*

Do you have to be able to pull 4856387563476 Naruto facts out of your ass to get in?
Insert your token 'omg first wank' disclaimer here. Rape me hard, baby.

A bit of background, first: chuunin is the general discussion group for the insanely popular anime series Naruto. It has your typical fangirling, bittorrent announcements, and omg i wub naruto yaoi!11` posts. Waaay back in August, [info]aksarah makes a post about wanting to make a "NON YAOI" Naruto community. The spooge dripped from the ceiling.

A post was made to [info]chuunin recently for a new group, _anbu_. The group advertises itself as an "elitist Naruto group." You'll never guess who one of the moderators of the group is.


2)Ok! How do I join?

1) First please e-mail rukawagf@hotmail.com AND sarah@aksarah.com WHY you want to join and WHY we should accept you. (Also tell us your LJ name ^^ )
2) If we approve, we will email you a test that you need to pass. Do not worry, if you read the manga, we're sure you won't have a problem. (And sometimes, there are no tests ^^)
3) Lastly, if you get an e-mail saying you are accepted, click on the above link and join the community. One of the mods will allow you to enter!


Fanfiction

-- We WILL read your fanfiction. Aren't you happy to have such dedicated reader base? ^^

However, please note:
1) The members WILL critize you. If you CAN NOT take healthy criticizm, please don't post your fics here.
2) No flames. Honest criticizm only, please.
3) As for Yaoi/Hentai/Yuri/Lemon/Slash/MARYSUE etc. we probably will NOT allow it. Try to keep it in character. This is a touchy subject, and some fics do work, but since most of it is horribly OOC, We'll only allow something that can happen in Naruto world. AU, ... well, maybe but probably not. Basically, you can not have Naruto suddenly ditching Sakura and fall in love with Sasuke. Or Lee ditching Sakura and confessing he loves Gai sensei. o.O;; Rare cases when we allow it is if it's parody or gags... but... better be good XD
4) All fanfics must be in lj-cut and need a title, author, genre, rating, disclaimer.


Fanart

1) IT MUST BE GOOD. No doodles please excepting humorous gag doodles.
2) We'd prefer no hentai/yaoi/anything explicit.
3) ALL FANART MUST BE UNDER LJ-CUT



And the crowd goes wild. Still a baby wank, but it already has your token anon in the post, the person who thinks it's ALL THEIR FAULT and makes a post with disabled comments saying so, a post in response to said 'omg its all my fault :-(' post, and an _anbu_ mod stepping in saying "It's someone ELSE. a LOT of someone else, that made us create this community," and a post complaining about all previous posts. And, as an added bonus, it's on in this thread, when accusations of favoritism get thrown about.



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[info]faultypremise
2004-05-08 10:16 pm UTC (link)
Huh. For a moment I thought it was the nouglies version of anime fandom.

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(Anonymous)
2004-05-09 05:40 am UTC (link)
ISN'T it?

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[info]wolfsamurai
2004-05-08 10:39 pm UTC (link)
I was wondering when this would be reported. I would have done it myself but I'm an exceptionally lazy bastard on the weekend.

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[info]sarajayechan
2004-05-08 11:45 pm UTC (link)
2) If we approve, we will email you a test that you need to pass. Do not worry, if you read the manga, we're sure you won't have a problem. (And sometimes, there are no tests ^^)

*BITCHSLAP!*

While it's always good to KNOW your fandom and not just toss around random facts that may or may not be accurate, that's going way too far. "You're only allowed to be in the club if you know this much"...doesn't LIKING the damn series and being enthusiastic about finding out MORE count for anything?!

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[info]arboretum
2004-05-09 01:04 am UTC (link)
*cough*

in my opinion, this is exactly why if we all ignore them, eventually they will just fizzle out and die.... me, I'm lazy. I see no reason for me to go mailing in a little test thing just to get a censored version of a community I'm already on. :P

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(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-05-09 05:16 am UTC

[info]aloysius
2004-05-08 11:45 pm UTC (link)
Naruto isn't even a very good show ... like, who cares?

Um, sorry? *runs off*

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[info]coyotegirl
2004-05-09 01:06 am UTC (link)
LIEKOMG U R NOT ALLOUD TO NOT LIEK STUFF!!1!

*cough* that hurt to type.

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Cry, evil attorney, cry!
[info]khym_chanur
2004-05-09 01:38 am UTC (link)
Who's the woman in you icon?

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Re: Cry, evil attorney, cry! - [info]aloysius, 2004-05-09 09:20 am UTC

[info]smo
2004-05-10 12:42 am UTC (link)
Heh. El Juno and I used to refer to that show as, "DO SOMETHING, SAKURA!"

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[info]bohicamouse
2004-05-08 11:49 pm UTC (link)
As for Yaoi/Hentai/Yuri/Lemon/Slash/MARYSUE etc. we probably will NOT allow it. . . . We'll only allow something that can happen in Naruto world. AU, ... well, maybe but probably not.

So it has to be something that can happen in the Naruto world, except there's a possibility that fics not even INVOLVING the Naruto world will be accepted. Okay!

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GIP
[info]iczer6
2004-05-09 12:41 am UTC (link)
So it has to be something that can happen in the Naruto world, except there's a possibility that fics not even INVOLVING the Naruto world will be accepted. Okay!

Nah see the fics have to have the pairings and stories they want content they approve of.

My troll side sooooo wants to get access the community and use this icon in my first post.

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(no subject) - [info]snarl, 2004-05-09 01:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]telophase, 2004-05-09 01:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarl, 2004-05-09 02:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]telophase, 2004-05-09 02:45 am UTC
But, but - [info]iczer6, 2004-05-09 09:03 am UTC
Re: But, but - [info]telophase, 2004-05-09 09:31 am UTC
Re: But, but - [info]snarl, 2004-05-12 09:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2004-05-09 08:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-05-09 09:23 pm UTC

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Re: GIP - [info]iczer6, 2004-05-09 01:26 am UTC
Re: GIP - [info]telophase, 2004-05-09 04:04 am UTC
Re: GIP - [info]necronomist, 2004-05-10 10:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-05-10 12:44 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-05-09 03:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]telophase, 2004-05-09 04:08 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-05-09 09:14 am UTC

[info]marginalsanity
2004-05-09 12:00 am UTC (link)
Ah, elitists. And these guys want an essay, test, *and* are going to "check out" your livejournal and google you!

Somebody has a large stick up their ass.

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(no subject) - [info]cowgirled, 2004-05-09 01:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-05-09 03:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gaisce, 2004-05-09 11:01 am UTC
Re: - [info]mucktron, 2004-05-09 11:27 am UTC
Re: - [info]marginalsanity, 2004-05-09 05:31 am UTC

[info]arboretum
2004-05-09 12:30 am UTC (link)
whee, I got fandom_wanked. XD

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(no subject) - [info]shoiryu, 2004-05-09 06:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-05-09 08:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arboretum, 2004-05-09 08:20 am UTC

[info]snarl
2004-05-09 12:54 am UTC (link)
You now, for an "elitist" community, would it be too much to ask that they use proper grammar and punctuation?

Anime fans who can refrain from using the ^^ smiley an average of every seven words and know how to use commas correctly: now that's an elite fighting force bunch.

Also, this will never stop being funny:

1) When you post a theory, please do not say "I think obito-san is Kakashi's teammate! Or 4th! What do you guys think?" or "Vegeta vs Kyuubi! If they duke it out what will happen?!" If you throw out ideas like that, it seems it just came to mind, you thought it was cool and that no one thought of that idea before. Which we're sure isn't the case. A better example would be:

For ex 1: "I think Obito-san is the Fourth because 1)bito is another word for hito, human. 2)O is emphasis on the noun. So I would guess obito-san is a formal way to say "that specific person." What do you guys think? (Basically, give a list of YOUR reasons to support your ideas. We WANT to hear from you.)

For ex 2: Since Kishimoto sensei is heavily influenced by Toriyama sensei, what do you guys think if Vegeta fought Kyuubi? Vegeta has the big bang attack and amazing stamina. Besides they can use dragonball to bring him back, and unless it is his soul that is fighting, he can be brought back to life infinitely. Kyuubi, he was stupid and got sealed by one guy/Kyuubi, he destroyed the whole village! But Vegeta destroyed a whole planet! Votes anyone? *throws a poll* (But we usually don't prefer these types of questions ^^; It's redundant...)


What's next, points off for improper citation and lack of bibliography?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-05-09 06:55 am UTC

[info]cowgirled
2004-05-09 12:57 am UTC (link)
Aww dammit. I was just going to report this one. Must not delay in reporting the wank from now on. XD

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[info]c_chan
2004-05-09 01:17 am UTC (link)
You know, I saw one of the mods on my FList pimp this out and didn't pay it any attention.

I knew I should have clicked the link. Ah, well.

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[info]khym_chanur
2004-05-09 01:41 am UTC (link)
I've only seen the first three episodes of Naruto, but generally, don't the male character have to be, y'know, attractive before the yaoi fangrils start slashing them?

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Re: - [info]mucktron, 2004-05-09 01:45 am UTC
harmatia on LJ - (Anonymous), 2004-05-09 04:19 am UTC
Re: harmatia on LJ - [info]telophase, 2004-05-09 10:54 am UTC
Re: harmatia on LJ - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2004-05-09 08:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cowgirled, 2004-05-09 01:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2004-05-09 01:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cowgirled, 2004-05-09 06:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2004-05-09 06:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cowgirled, 2004-05-09 08:48 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-05-09 03:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-05-09 08:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aloysius, 2004-05-09 09:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyofviolets, 2004-05-10 05:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-05-11 09:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyofviolets, 2004-05-12 12:09 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-05-12 06:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyofviolets, 2004-05-12 07:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-05-10 12:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]liarliar, 2004-05-10 08:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-05-10 04:04 pm UTC
Re: - [info]liarliar, 2004-05-10 04:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-05-10 04:22 pm UTC
Re: - [info]liarliar, 2004-05-10 04:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-05-10 06:18 pm UTC
Re: - [info]liarliar, 2004-05-10 07:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-05-10 10:02 pm UTC
MahoutsukaiChan @ LJ
(Anonymous)
2004-05-09 01:46 am UTC (link)
Whee, I made the first comment on that post :D :D Actually, I'm pretty much through this. Whoo, I'm famous!111

o_O; Accusations of favortism? It is favortism :D

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Re: MahoutsukaiChan @ LJ - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-05-09 01:39 pm UTC

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(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2004-05-09 07:11 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-05-09 09:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eizra, 2004-05-09 05:01 pm UTC

[info]yadda
2004-05-09 03:09 am UTC (link)
Naruto elitists. Bwahaha!

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(no subject) - [info]mucktron, 2004-05-09 09:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yadda, 2004-05-09 04:54 pm UTC

[info]dawnswalker
2004-05-09 03:42 am UTC (link)
As for Yaoi/Hentai/Yuri/Lemon/Slash/MARYSUE etc. we probably will NOT allow it. Try to keep it in character. This is a touchy subject, and some fics do work, but since most of it is horribly OOC, We'll only allow something that can happen in Naruto world.

You know, taking into account that several characters in the series have mind-control and/or mind-switching powers, there's really not a lot on that list that couldn't happen.

And of course, there's no such thing as gay characters in canon. Oh no.

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(no subject) - [info]arboretum, 2004-05-09 04:19 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-05-09 06:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladylisse, 2004-05-09 08:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arboretum, 2004-05-09 08:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]j_crew_guy, 2004-05-09 09:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladylisse, 2004-05-09 10:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]j_crew_guy, 2004-05-09 10:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2004-05-09 08:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-05-09 10:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-05-10 12:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-05-10 11:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-05-10 04:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-05-10 07:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-05-10 10:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mucktron, 2004-05-09 09:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]diamonde, 2004-05-10 04:33 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-05-09 06:19 am UTC (link)
I'm not a Naruto fan in the least, so I don't know if there are any canon yaoi/yuri pairings, but I think it's important to point out that most of those fans watch the American version. There's never any gay in American versions! Look what they did to Cardcaptor Sakura, after all. So how the hell would they know? XP

And I hate elitists who don't take the time to check their Japanese. It's fucking gomen nasai, not gomenasai. Grrrr. Idiots.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-05-09 06:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cowgirled, 2004-05-09 06:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]j_crew_guy, 2004-05-09 07:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dawnswalker, 2004-05-09 07:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]j_crew_guy, 2004-05-09 07:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arboretum, 2004-05-09 08:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mucktron, 2004-05-09 09:58 am UTC
smileandnod05 @LJ - (Anonymous), 2004-05-11 07:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]diamonde, 2004-05-10 04:38 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-05-11 07:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]j_crew_guy, 2004-05-11 08:32 am UTC
it's all about subtext... - [info]romanesque, 2004-05-11 06:53 am UTC

[info]j_crew_guy
2004-05-09 08:43 am UTC (link)
3) As for Yaoi/Hentai/Yuri/Lemon/Slash/MARYSUE etc. we probably will NOT allow it. Try to keep it in character. This is a touchy subject, and some fics do work, but since most of it is horribly OOC, We'll only allow something that can happen in Naruto world.

Okay, so based on things that have happened (in the English manga), they could concievably allow...

-Kakashi/Naruto (Kakashi had his fingers up Naruto's ass)

-Naruto/Sasuke (They kissed)

-Naruto can turn into a nekkid girl at the drop of a hat

-Naruto turned himself into Sasuke to get closer to Sakura

-Kakashi reads porn so you could write about what Kakashi's reading...

*wonders off to write a long, detailed, in-character PWP about Kakashi's fingers up Naruto's ass*

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(no subject) - [info]j_crew_guy, 2004-05-09 08:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mucktron, 2004-05-09 09:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2004-05-09 08:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arboretum, 2004-05-09 10:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gaisce, 2004-05-09 10:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]telophase, 2004-05-09 10:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bemysty, 2004-05-09 02:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2004-05-09 08:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]telophase, 2004-05-09 09:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]j_crew_guy, 2004-05-09 11:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bemysty, 2004-05-10 12:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arboretum, 2004-05-10 12:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-05-10 11:15 am UTC

[info]scizo
2004-05-10 12:59 pm UTC (link)
They have a valid point, but fuck, just deal with it. It's not like in the real world you can make a community for 'just straight' people. Well, you can but, hi, bigot much? *is valley girl*

Kakashi/Iruka is my new OTP. Yes, they aren't in the same scenes together a lot of the time, but I doubt they don't run into each other in the street. At one point after the whole Zabuza thing Kakashi goes to hand in a mission report and he and Iruka are talking and they start blushing when they talk. Now, as a fangirl it confuses me, why would two straight men start blushing around each other when nothing embarassing was said? My slasher brain is going to take that whole scene and turn it into an epic WIP with dragons and pixie dust.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that any little hint of yaoi and fangirls will go crazy. I mean, Naruto and Sasuke kissed for fucks sake. It wasn't intentional, but that's all we need. They don't have to confess their love for one another to be canon.

...In short...Kakashi/Iruka is hot and I love it so poo on them.

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Re: - [info]mucktron, 2004-05-10 01:06 pm UTC
Re: - [info]scizo, 2004-05-10 01:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mucktron, 2004-05-10 05:20 pm UTC

[info]phosfate
2004-05-10 05:56 pm UTC (link)
I haven't seen the anime, but read the manga in US Shonen Jump. Apparently, since it generates so much wankpassion, the anime isn't a mildly entertaining, mediocre affair with fuzzy internal logic, flat characterization, and a half-assed setting.

Good to know.

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