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NoraBelle (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} hackthis) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2004-05-12 14:00:00 |
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| Entry tags: | bnf, fake people, fandom: star trek, sockpuppets, wanking inside the house |
When Fandoms Collide or BNF's Attack
Be kind, it's my first wank. Use lube.
The carnage started when EvilDrEm posted a little diddy on her lj to cheer up Laura. It goes like this:
La Fish
Your posts are full of hesitation
Sure makes me wonder
If you know what you're talking 'bout.
La Fish
I wanna keep my reputation
I'm a sensation
But what you post, leaves me in doubt.
Because, La Fish, I can google
And I can follow the same thread.
I can google,
Google woogle
You have no cred.
Oh, La Fish, I can google
Please shut up, you know your wrong.
I can google,
Google woogle
All night long.
[Chorus Repeat To Fade]
Oh, La Fish, I can google....
Sing along, everyone!
Only those involved in this little lovefest know what that is about, but the 'Fish, involved is none other than Leslie Fish, one of the original queen BNF of Star Trek fandom. Apparently she's left the haven of Trek for the craziness of Highlander and they don't like her much there. HL is not known for being kind to newbies, HP/LOTR fans should take notes on how to piss off newbies here.
Enter Jennie, she takes offense at the song and crap being posted about her Trek bud, Leslie and posts about it here. Wank ensues here and here.
The story behind this saga is that Tritorella threw Leslie Fish off her archive. Tritorella + EvilDrEm are friends = song/wank.
The original thread seems have been deleted off Tritorella's lj. But alas, I saved it. It is here.
The deleted reference of "Leslis Fish is no longer archived at the Freedom Fanfiction site. Her stories can now be found here." flys in the face of Tritorella's own ragings of deleted posts *shakes fists* in this post. Where she bemoans the fate of posts friends made about her in defense when nasty people talked bad about her.
As the wank moves to Tritorella's page, then back to EvilDrEm's page -you need a score card to keep up - accusations of stalking, spam attacks and virus bombing are thrown back and forth between the waring BNF's. Then out comes the big guns!
Jennie accuses Tritorella of having - GASP - sockpuppets! However, no one touches that accusation with a ten foot pole. See this as to see why no one disputes it.
The wank was continuing as I post this. It is Trek old geezers versus HL upstarts. May the best fandom win.
EDIT: This was sent to my inbox. It is a LJ post where Tritorella, now known to all as Sockpuppet Queen of All Fandoms, admits she created a bogus LiveJournal to mock a person named Jeylan (see below for more about Jeylan). Can we keep our trolls straight in this fandom?
EDIT #2: This wank took a left turn somewhere near Omaha and has not gotten back on course. What about Leslie Fish and Star Trek fans? **whines** But, I am flexible. TritorellaWank2004 has begun.
To the wanker who sent this gem to my inbox - you rock! I knew there was a good reason I listed my Email address on my Info page. Cuts from this could start a whole new wank. *wipes a tear away for the classic Trek wank that isn't to be, but glad Leslie Fish is still alive*
