Hail Jennifer, mother of wank!
Looks like JDR is feeling..."frisky" lately. No, wait, I meant "insanely bitchy".

For the uninitiated, JDR is an insane, semi-housebound otaku with a queerly loyal cult following, and all KINDS of issues. She is also the World's Greatest Victim, and never admits fault if she can pin it on someone else. Also she thinks that we're on the verge of a Big Gay Holocaust, and uses her exceptionally piss-poor "art" and "thought"--all of which, I can assure you, has a delightful bouquet of fruity "I wish I was Japanese" and even fruitier "My Goddess this is brilliant and OMG SO KAWAIICLEVAR" notes--to get the message across.



Some guy: Hey, JDR, this propaganda poster you clearly ripped out of an image gallery doesn't look hand-painted at all! What gives?

JDR: I took a very long time to make that look extra shitty, thank you very much!

Other forumites: OMG I GET THE REFERENCE IT WAS LIKE RUSSIANS OR SOMETHING HOREY

Alfador: HUGGLES 4-EVA

JDR: BTW, guys, totally sad over here!

Other forumites: OMG your artcock must be so cold! Please allow me to warm it with my mouth and ass and eyes!

Alfador: YOU NEED A DOSE OF VITAMIN HUGGLE (also: buttsex)

Some other guy: HA HA I HOPE THAT THIS IS NOT COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT

And some other other guy: Maybe you shouldn't call it hand-painted, since that usually means you did it by hand instead of with a computer?

JDR: It is totally not copyright infringement blah blah blah Communists suck blah blah blah also AmeriKKKa blah blah blah GODDAMMIT IT'S ART SO IT'S OK AND I'M NOT MAKING ANY MONEY OFF IT ANYWAY SO CRY KNEEL BEFORE ZOD JDR

JDR: Also you are totally immature and a dick and I had to use my hands to manipulate the tablet and it's more environmentally sound so FUCK YOU AND STOP DISRESPECTING MY WORK BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO SOUL.

Bonus wank because I hate you all: DAMN KIDS



Christ, I love JDR.