Justin . . . Guar . . . ini? He was on Survivor, right?
Just kidding. Anyway, a friend of mine is a major fan of his and she passed this excessively verbose wank on to me.
JMan'sWorld is the group on MSN where all this went down, and since I'm entirely too lazy and too unfamiliar with the fandom to wade through the spooge and try to make sense of it, I'll cut and paste what she told me let her do it for me (she's "Cinthe500milegirl" in the thread):
"Okay, my friend Mary started a thread suggesting that we all pick one day to buy Justin's CD and then donate the CDs to a charity or some such thing.
Well, JJ [JJlikesugar] - one of the psychos - suggests that everyone send them to someone who is going to the Columbus benefit and the CDs could be donated to the kids at the hospital.
So Fog, the psycho DA, says that it would be a good idea if someone going to the benefit wanted to handle it.
No one was offering, so I did - I said that I was going to contact Pam, the woman in charge of the benefit, and see who I had to talk to.
Well, that day while I was at work, Fog found out that a couple of girls at American Sweethearts, a Justin/Kelly board, had already planned a similar project, donating things from the hospital's wish list - and she posted about it, and then added her own editorial comments slamming them for being Jellies [for the unwashed masses, Jellies are folks who like Justin and Kelly or who want them to be/believe they are a couple].
And then all hell broke loose.
One of the girls in question posted in response, and she had a pretty good argument going until she threatened to report our board to MSN and get us shut down if the managers didn't quit dissing them.
And now JJ has started sending me nasty emails, telling me how dare I try to coordinate this project with the AS one, and she's sending her CDs to someone separately, and this should be a strictly JMan'sWorld thing....blah blah blah"
Great fun within
Bonus: JJ, who seems to be both illiterate and under the Delusion that she is in the Seventeenth Century from all the Random Capitalizations.