w00t, my first wankage...
Okay, there's this Harry Potter message board, in which there are many general discussion boards. In the main GD board, someone posts a picture of seemingly giant spiders. There are many exclamations of surprise about the spiders, as well as a few stories (either urban-legendish or personal spider stories). Someone finally posts a link to actual information on the spiders, in addition to naming the dread horrors (it turns out that they're called sun/camel spiders). Another person posts a different link to more info. And on it goes until the very bottom of the second page of the post, when someone going by the name of TimeTravel_02 repeats something that has already been stated at least once, namely the name and breeding habits of the spiders.

On the next page, someone going by CS makes a sarcastic comment (which is normal, business-as-usual), and the topic goes on to talk about other randomly spider-related stuff. That is, until the TimeTravel_02 person decides to randomly attack CS, in the fourth page, a full page and a half after the original comment. Thus, the beginning of the first flamewar on the relocated Harry's Forums.

TimeTravel_02's post is ignored for two more posts, until one called Skorpion defends CS. Three other veterans of the board come to her rescue before she has a chance to defend herself (on that same page). The flames are continued by TimeTravel_02, with spider-related posts inbetween, followed by an in-depth analysis of the post count and custom titles of the opposing two (namely, TT_02 and CS) from Skorpion. One more spider post, and the flames continue onto the entire fifth page, during which it comes to light that TT_02 has been banned before, and at some point CS quits the fight (or so she says...*dun dun dunnnnn*).

The sixth page is much the same, except TT_02 is banned. There was rejoicing. However, TimeTravel_02 is reincarnated as timetravel_03, who is also banned. S/he returns again as timetravel_04, and CS can't help but to add one more comment. Skorpion suggests ignoring him/her, and two more people disregard this and add their comments (including a somewhat graphic visual from Soldier of the Damned).

On the next page, Soldier of the Damned is congratulated on his imagery, and the flames against TT_0# continue for a wee bit of time until the post finally disentegrates into a mini-discussion of food.