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	isntitironic 2004-05-18 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	That would have been me. My costume fell apart on Saturday, so I made up a sign declaring my HED 2 B PASTEDE ON YAY! and put duct tape on my neck. The part that made me boggle was that more people took my picture in that than had the previous day in a costume I'd spent wads of money on. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	smo 2004-05-18 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	If one of my costumes for Otakon should self-destruct, I'm wearing my Necklace o'Chibi Pins from Anime Boston and my HED IS PASTEDE ON baseball cap. Word. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	palabradot 2004-05-18 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	Cool. Hate to hear that about the costume, but I'm glad you made it to the con, and hope you had a great time! And ARGH that I did not see that sign. I was so stressed at times I could have used the laugh. :) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rowan 2004-05-18 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	THAT RULES. I want to do that for Fanime now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2004-05-18 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	It's the duct tape that sells it. Duct tape makes everything better. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	elffromspace 2004-05-19 09:24 am UTC (link)
	I got the picture uploaded! My Hed Is Pastede On Yay!" Hehehe so funny. Not to mention the jokes we made about it all weekend long. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	misto 2004-05-18 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, I'm gonna go a little offtopic here. I keep hearing about this CrystalWank, and it has me intrigued. Can anybody point me in the right direction. I haven't been able to find the wank anywhere, and the archives here are huge. The whole "HED IS PASTEDE ON" thing has me rolling the aisles everytime I see it, but I'd love to understand fully where it came from. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jaseroque 2004-05-18 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	I can't point you in the direction of the actual wank, but http://www.journalfen.net/community/metaquotes/2004/04/18/ is the metaquotes (sorry if that isn't a link, it's late and I'm tired). There should be a link to the actual wank in there somewhere, and quite frankly the metaquotes are probably safer. ^^; (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	misto 2004-05-18 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, metaquotes, yet another thing that I've heard about but not yet seen. Thanks for the link! I'm gonna at least start to check out the original wank, but something tells me I'll retreat to the relative safty of metaquote fairly quickly ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2004-05-18 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	Psst: CrystalWank2004, Uncut. (http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/374922.html?itemid=374922&journal=fandom_wank&page=1) --memlu (http://www.livejournal.com/users/memlu/) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	suzywongdress 2004-05-18 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	hi anna! [MY JOURNALFEN IS PASTEDE ON YAY] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2004-05-18 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	You are everwhere! Obviously, I cannot escape you~~r love~~. I'd be afraid if I weren't busy going, "hey! I know you!" -memlu (http://www.livejournal.com/users/memlu) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	palabradot 2004-05-18 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, god, it was in the last month that the infamous CrystalWank occurred. Look for something with over 9K replies. yes, you heard me. It got that insane. :) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	misto 2004-05-18 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, thankyou greatly. That made is frighteningly simple to find. 13,244 comments, that has to be a record of some kind. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	palabradot 2004-05-18 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	13 thousand? Holy hell. I thought we'd broken 10K, but I had no idea we'd made it to 13K. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	redjackcash 2004-05-18 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	I found F_W literally right as that wank happened, too...it was incredibly bizarre andintimidating watching it grow...my first impression was, "Does this happen often?!" ...obviously not, hah. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	misto 2004-05-18 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	icon lurve. is that from the "wtf mate" toon? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	redjackcash 2004-05-18 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	Haha, damn straight. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	redjackcash 2004-05-18 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	And P.S. Brody love as well....TRACER. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2004-05-18 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	YOUR MOTHER'S A TRACER!!! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	misto 2004-05-19 02:29 am UTC (link)
	snickers Banky actually, Brody was his Mallrats character. I spend far, FAR too much time watching Jason Lee, no one should be able to tell the difference between those two. It's a sad existance, but it's a living. TRACER. lmao, I should make an icon of Crystals artwork and just use that as the caption. Oh the beauty. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	krazycat 2004-05-19 03:22 am UTC (link)
	but but it's easy to tell the difference. Brody only has one outfit. And no mustache. And also no cap. I lurve my Kevin Smith movies pets (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

misto
2004-05-19 08:44 am UTC (link)

It's really just the hat that I'm in love with. Thats why I love Banky.

I lurve my Kevin Smith movies *pets*

Same here, they are the pride of my collection. Except for the ~~huge piece of crap~~ beautiful wank of a film that was Jay and Silent Bob. Gotta love it when even the writer/director realizes that it's time to hang up the true humor and just wank their own fandom straight into hell. Thats beauty right there.

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	Re: krazycat 2004-05-19 08:45 am UTC (link)
	heh, I thought Jay&Silent Bob was hilarious :) mostly due to one of the baddie girls really, but still. mucho laughs from me! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smo 2004-05-19 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	"What's a Nubian?" "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" (Reply to this)(Parent)

	redjackcash 2004-05-19 05:57 am UTC (link)
	AH! Truly I have failed my Kevin Smith test. Alas, such things do happen. How could I forget Banky and Holden? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

misto
2004-05-19 08:51 am UTC (link)

AH! Truly I have failed my Kevin Smith test. Alas, such things do happen.

I'm sorry, you have failed the Kevin Smith True Fan Test. You will be allowed to try again in 6 months time. Until then, here's a copy of a JLo flick and two tablets of acid. Have a nice day!

How could I forget Banky and Holden?

They are so teh gay.
Which is probably why I love them. Especially Banky. It's the hat. Deeply closeted gay men in hats, they're like jesus in a way.
I'm going to shut up now.

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	redjackcash 2004-05-19 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	Which is probably why I love them. Especially Banky. It's the hat. Yeah, Banky totally wanted Holden's ass. Sorry, Mister Kevin Smith, for synopsizing an entire plot subtext in one line, but there it is. He was so cute and jealous. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jar 2004-05-19 01:02 pm UTC (link)
	You tell 'em Steve-Dave! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	redjackcash 2004-05-19 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	"You're just jealous because me and Steve-Dave are going to do bodypainting at the sleepover too and play naked robber." (Reply to this)(Parent)

	plazmah 2004-05-19 12:26 am UTC (link)
	I found F_W literally right as that wank happened, too Me too. I was pretty much laughing continuously for 5 days. The hilarious Pastedeing of the Hed amuses me to no end. (Reply to this)(Parent)

misto
2004-05-18 08:46 pm UTC (link)

It's... so... beautiful... *cries*
Seriously, I was on the community during this whole wank, and I totally missed it. I'm beating myself up for it now. It's just so shiny! Thats what I get for not paying attention to the wank for a month. I've learned my lesson, I shall endevour to wank far more often.
I also now fully intend to make a "HED IS PASTEDE ON" icon. I must have one.

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	darthfi 2004-05-19 01:18 am UTC (link)
	I like to think of it as my wedding present. I disappear for a fortnight, and just as I head off on my honeymoon, Crystal Wank explodes. (No, I did not read F_W while I was away, I just came back and tried to figure out how much I could read in one sitting.) But then, the one thing I wasn't doing that week was wanking. g (Reply to this)(Parent)

	teratologist 2004-05-19 03:11 am UTC (link)
	Back when I worked in the bookstore, by happy accident I discovered that a customer was a fandom wank lurker. As might be expected, she was a cute chick who was with a couple of other cute chicks. Now that I've got a new, non-customer-service job I'll probably never see her again, so, if you're out there, Hi, lurker! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	elanor_durall 2004-05-19 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, it's like a secret society. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	darkvalkyrie 2004-05-19 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. We're like the Freemasons, in a way. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lots42 2004-05-21 04:43 am UTC (link)
	MY SECRET LOGO IS PASTEDE ON YAY (Reply to this)(Parent)

	prettyveela 2004-05-19 06:37 am UTC (link)
	It seems that this wanker was the first person to say it in the thread: shinigami_co Not to mention the whole "MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY" effect. He really should have that checked. (Reply to this)

	backfromspace 2004-05-19 09:22 am UTC (link)
	Good Lord, I think I may have missed the Crystalwank. (Reply to this)

	gjeanz 2004-05-19 12:51 pm UTC (link)
	Where's the pastded on yay store at again? I think I might want one of those shirts. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	redmoose 2004-05-21 05:57 am UTC (link)
	http://www.cafeshops.com/theonewank There you go! I wore mine proudly to work the other day and spent 7 of the 8 hours I was there trying to explain what it meant. (Reply to this)(Parent)