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The Intrepid Shapiro (kimera) wrote in fandom_wank,
@ 2003-04-28 11:48:00

When you don't write my favourite pairing, you make the baby Jesus CRY! (or something)
Okay, so... a bunch of Spike/Buffy writers have been writing Spike/Xander as well. (I refuse to use pairing names. Bleh.)

And now someone claims that it's all "become too much". Which is really just silly, because is there such thing as *too much* gay sex?

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	your icon calystarose 2003-04-29 12:05 am UTC (link)
	is TFF! I adore it! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: your icon kimera 2003-04-29 08:36 am UTC (link)
	Thanks! rhi_silverflame made it and is lettin' me use it ^_^ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: your icon rhi_silverflame 2003-04-30 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	And, for that matter, people are welcome to it. Because I'm an ass that way, and I can never resist taking gratuitous potshots at the Kitty Litter. mwahahahahaha Spread the vitriol, I say. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	slippery_fish 2003-04-29 12:55 am UTC (link)
	Please,PLEASE, somebody tell me that Spuffistas is just the lame nick for an author and has nothing to do with Spike/Buffy...If it has I have to kill all S/B shipper in a very cruel way... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mpoetess 2003-04-29 03:13 am UTC (link)
	It is not an author-name. However it's not any sort of semi-official term for S/B fans, either, far as I know. [not one] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mpoetess 2003-04-29 03:16 am UTC (link)
	Spanderista? Spanderista?? cough. I really, really hate pairing names. (Though I can handle Spuffy because it's become recapper-standard.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phosfate 2003-04-29 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Xike. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mpoetess 2003-04-29 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Which is at least oddly classical Greek-sounding and impossible to pronounce. But you can't get better than S/X for a pairing name. There is no improvement. The possibility for puns is endless. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Hmmm... lasultrix 2003-04-29 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	Spiked 'er. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Hmmm... mpoetess 2003-04-29 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	Hmm. Has icky het connotations (TM), but also murderous ones. Hmm. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iczer6 2003-04-29 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Am I the only one who thinks Spuffy needs to die a slow and painful death. We tried this in season 6, didn't work, can we move on now. I'd have an easier time swallowing Spuffy if it weren't for the fact that Spike has lost just about everything that made him a interesting character and Buffy turning into some kind of bizarre vampire enabler. Icz (Reply to this)(Thread)

	sorchar 2003-04-29 12:44 pm UTC (link)
	Slayers Who Kill Vampires and the Vampires Who Do Them, on the next Jerry Springer! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sorchar 2003-04-29 03:50 am UTC (link)
	I'd wanna write Spike/Dawn just to be able to say "Spawn" a lot. Too bad there aren't twins named Eric and Dan on the show...you could slash Spike with them and write Spic 'n' Span. Or someone named Hank. Or The Platters. Or...I could do this all day, you know....someone might wanna stop me. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	snacky 2003-04-29 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Isn't Buffy's father named Hank? You're all set for some Spankin' fic! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mpoetess 2003-04-29 06:28 am UTC (link)
	You are wrong and bad and must go to the cornfield now. [scrubs brain] Spike/Anyanka, which seems to have mutated into Spankya, is acceptable, however. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vanilla_tiger 2003-04-29 12:32 pm UTC (link)
	I seem to remember Spankey (Spike/Andrew/Monkey) from the time of TWoP banner wars. Not that anyone actually wrote it though ...I hope. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mpoetess 2003-04-29 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	Monkeyporn is always acceptable. Monkeys are funny. Unless they're having sex with Spike and Hank, which would still be Spankey, but would require the writer being sent to the cornfield. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sorchar 2003-04-29 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know how you made all that text fit into that icon, but I like it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mpoetess 2003-04-29 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	Crisco! And a shoehorn. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	snacky 2003-04-29 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	::look around:: This cornfield is kind of crowded. You sure no one's already written it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mpoetess 2003-04-29 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	Nope -- well, pretty su---- oh *wait! You're in the wrong cornfield. I put you in with the Angel/Cordy shippers. My mistake. ;-) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	snacky 2003-04-29 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	Oh man! Bring me back, PLEASE! Bring me back, I'll be good, I promise. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mpoetess 2003-04-30 12:00 am UTC (link)
	But...but... she's his greatest love! They're Champions! Kyerumption! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iczer6 2003-04-30 04:29 am UTC (link)
	>>You're in the wrong cornfield. I put you in with the Angel/Cordy shippers. My mistake. ;-)>> Yet another 'ship that needs to be slowly tortured to death.... Icz (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gairid 2003-05-01 06:32 am UTC (link)
	"You are wrong and bad and must go to the cornfield now.' i am totally enamoured of you now...anyone who uses a wishing someone into the cornfield ref is my serious cuppa. Extremely pleased And THEN you top that with the 'Spankya' ref. worships you (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: sorchar 2003-04-29 10:57 am UTC (link)
	A winner iz me! :) (Reply to this)(Parent)

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