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Erin ([info]dizmo) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-05-19 01:36:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*

Ahhhh, good ol' QE wank.
emotion_adriemotion_adri notes in queereyequeereye that her previous post (which was apparently yet another I-wanna-have-sex-with-those-gay-guys!!, I dunno, I missed it) was deleted.

"I wonder why a group of sexually frustrated middle aged women would have deleted my entry?"

Needless to say... it only gets better.

Bonus points for random trashing of Tony Danza. And taking bets as to when it'd be F_Wed. Answer? Right now.



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[info]gjeanz
2004-05-19 11:46 am UTC (link)
This wank gave me a huge case of the giggles because of the sheer ridiculousness of it. XD
I saw people I knew from other places commenting on it. Yow. It's a small world. O__o It always weirds me out when that happens.

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[info]raykat
2004-05-19 02:11 pm UTC (link)
Dude, the Tony Danza bashing...GOLDEN!

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[info]smo
2004-05-19 04:11 pm UTC (link)
"I'm so tempted to get a penis and loose my boobies so I can be a gay man."

Gay men have loose boobies? News to me.

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[info]cleolinda
2004-05-20 02:22 pm UTC (link)
"UNLEASH THE HOUNDS! LOOSE THE BOOBIES OF WANK!"

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-05-20 04:06 pm UTC

[info]dar
2004-05-19 05:21 pm UTC (link)
*yawn* Morning Fandom Wank! I was the first and 100th commenter....^.~

She said she was going to dress up as a very feminine guy with really big boobs so she could rape the Fab 5. That's what she wanted to do. Then she goes on about "is it so wrong I just wanna rape them?" Blughhhhh.

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[info]madamotaku
2004-05-19 07:07 pm UTC (link)
But, jeez, she only wanted to do it figuratively. So it's OK! See, it's easy...*figuratively rapes Ted and gets symbolically pregnant with his metaphorical baby*

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(no subject) - [info]dar, 2004-05-19 07:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]madamotaku, 2004-05-19 07:25 pm UTC

[info]erilee
2004-05-19 09:42 pm UTC (link)
Stopping by here and seeing your icon... GAH!

I am now realizing... you're the gal I discussed Due South with!

AND my new Sekrit Dar Handshake buddy!

*boggle*

That's just so cool.

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[info]rachel
2004-05-19 05:30 pm UTC (link)
*bows* Thank you, thank you..

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[info]llama_treats
2004-05-19 05:44 pm UTC (link)
Now I'm imagining a Tony Danza/Fab 5 gang bang, and it's just not working for me.

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[info]mouseybrown
2004-05-19 05:56 pm UTC (link)
"Now I'm imagining a Tony Danza/Fab 5 gang bang, and it's just not working for me."

I think that's because they'd be spending most of it arguing over who's the boss ....

*bada bing ching*

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(no subject) - wizzard, 2004-05-19 08:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseybrown, 2004-05-19 09:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2004-05-19 09:18 pm UTC

meshou
2004-05-19 08:32 pm UTC (link)
Icon. LOVE.

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[info]ari_o
2004-05-19 05:57 pm UTC (link)
The photo on emotion_adri's user info page is just O_o

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[info]erilee
2004-05-19 09:42 pm UTC (link)
I'm afraid to go look.

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Re: - [info]ari_o, 2004-05-19 09:46 pm UTC
Re: - [info]erilee, 2004-05-19 09:51 pm UTC
Re: - [info]ari_o, 2004-05-19 09:53 pm UTC
Re: - [info]erilee, 2004-05-19 09:53 pm UTC
Re: - [info]ari_o, 2004-05-19 09:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oulangi, 2004-05-20 11:04 pm UTC
Re: - [info]ari_o, 2004-05-20 11:15 pm UTC

[info]krazycat
2004-05-20 03:03 pm UTC (link)
damn.
that image, along with the idea of tony danza with them blokes all naked.

too much eww on one page.

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[info]pipssister
2004-05-20 04:29 pm UTC (link)
For some reason I am unnerved by the diaper ma...

Wait a minute...

[SHUDDDER!]

Okay, I'm fine now.

...I think. No I'm not.

AAARGH! IT DOES BURN!!!

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[info]sagralisse
2004-05-19 07:06 pm UTC (link)
Stupid? I hope you're referring to yourself and all of your actions thus far in the community, because if not there's a Mr. Kettle on the other line for you, I assume you have to be Miss Pot. Subject matter: the general phrase "black".

I really really hate kuanboa so much right now. I am overwhelmed with hatred. There are no words, just *STAB*STAB*STAB*STAB*STAB*STAB*STAB*

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[info]erilee
2004-05-19 09:45 pm UTC (link)
Why is there stabbing of kwanboa?

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*weary sigh*
[info]dar
2004-05-20 07:56 pm UTC (link)
My LJ name is kwanboa. With a W. It's Korean, not that I expect someone like you to know that. But let's all sing the song, shall we? *strums guitar* My 0wner has a first name, it's kay double-yoooo ay en, my 0wner has a second name, it's just bee oh ay!

*calmly takes away your rubber knife* You, my dear, are an insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. Run along and play now, and don't try to insult me again. Ever. It won't work. You can't win. My vast intelligence is far too much for your primitive, violent self to aspire to, or even comprehend.

Oh, Erilee and I have already picked you over. Exhibit A. Isn't it fun what we do when JF is down?

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P.S.... - [info]dar, 2004-05-20 08:03 pm UTC
To whozit with the hot-dog song - [info]sagralisse, 2004-05-20 10:55 pm UTC
It's the Oscar Mayer bologna song. I'm vegetarian and yet I know that. - [info]dar, 2004-05-20 11:05 pm UTC
Re: It's the Oscar Mayer bologna song. I'm vegetarian and yet I know that. - [info]sagralisse, 2004-05-20 11:26 pm UTC
Re: It's the Oscar Mayer bologna song. I'm vegetarian and yet I know that. - [info]dar, 2004-05-20 11:33 pm UTC
Re: It's the Oscar Mayer bologna song. I'm vegetarian and yet I know that. - [info]oulangi, 2004-05-20 11:38 pm UTC
Ten ponts for me then. - [info]dar, 2004-05-20 11:47 pm UTC
Re: Ten ponts for me then. - [info]oulangi, 2004-05-20 11:50 pm UTC
Re: Ten ponts for me then. - [info]dar, 2004-05-21 12:01 am UTC
Re: Ten ponts for me then. - [info]hugsnkisses, 2004-05-21 12:23 am UTC
Re: Ten ponts for me then. - [info]dar, 2004-05-21 12:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]funkyhelix, 2004-05-21 01:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dar, 2004-05-21 04:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]funkyhelix, 2004-05-21 05:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2004-05-21 06:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chash, 2004-05-21 02:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2004-05-22 10:38 am UTC
Dear Baloney Girl - [info]sagralisse, 2004-05-21 12:56 am UTC
Re: Dear Baloney Girl - [info]dar, 2004-05-21 01:01 am UTC
Pretend tea! That's so cute! - [info]sagralisse, 2004-05-21 01:08 am UTC
Well, I tried to derail the immaturity, but I guess some people just won't grow up. - [info]dar, 2004-05-21 01:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-05-21 01:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hugsnkisses, 2004-05-21 01:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2004-05-21 06:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dar, 2004-05-21 04:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-05-21 04:18 am UTC
Wow. - [info]snacky, 2004-05-21 01:48 am UTC
Re: Wow. - [info]dar, 2004-05-21 04:06 am UTC
Re: Wow. - [info]elfy, 2004-05-21 01:47 pm UTC
Re: It's the Oscar Mayer bologna song. I'm vegetarian and yet I know that. - [info]shoiryu, 2004-05-21 03:41 am UTC
Re: It's the Oscar Mayer bologna song. I'm vegetarian and yet I know that. - [info]dar, 2004-05-21 04:05 am UTC
Re: It's the Oscar Mayer bologna song. I'm vegetarian and yet I know that. - [info]shoiryu, 2004-05-21 04:46 am UTC
Re: It's the Oscar Mayer bologna song. I'm vegetarian and yet I know that. - [info]panthea, 2004-05-21 08:29 am UTC
Re: It's the Oscar Mayer bologna song. I'm vegetarian and yet I know that. - [info]sagralisse, 2004-05-21 05:16 pm UTC
IDIOM BETA TEST IN PROGRESS - [info]sagralisse, 2004-05-21 05:20 pm UTC
Re: IDIOM BETA TEST IN PROGRESS - [info]deoridhe, 2004-05-22 02:20 am UTC
Re: IDIOM BETA TEST IN PROGRESS - [info]sagralisse, 2004-05-22 03:13 am UTC
Re: *weary sigh* - [info]iczer6, 2004-05-21 03:13 am UTC
Re: *weary sigh* - [info]dar, 2004-05-21 04:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2004-05-21 06:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-05-21 07:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2004-05-21 07:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-05-21 08:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2004-05-21 08:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-05-21 08:07 am UTC
Re: *weary sigh* - [info]purest_chaos, 2004-05-21 05:20 am UTC

[info]thoms
2004-05-19 07:08 pm UTC (link)
(which was apparently yet another I-wanna-have-sex-with-those-gay-guys!!, I dunno, I missed it)

That's exactly what it was. [info]emotion_adri said something along the lines of "I swear I will bed each and every one of them, even if I have to dress up as a very feminine man with large breasts" or something.

That one got deleted. So, that little spoogefest is what happened after that. Complete with the "Now that you've all gone silent because you know I'm right and you're wrong, I will take my leave, and find a new Queer Eye community in the morning."

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[info]erilee
2004-05-19 09:43 pm UTC (link)
One without 2x4s stuck up their asses, I believe it was noted. *snickers*

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(no subject) - meshou, 2004-05-20 05:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dar, 2004-05-20 07:59 pm UTC

[info]frodaish
2004-05-19 08:07 pm UTC (link)
"I'm so tempted to get a penis and loose my boobies so I can be a gay man."

MsA?? With a pastede on penis yay?????

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[info]erilee
2004-05-19 09:44 pm UTC (link)
Spase peepole pastede on yay?

*giggles* Sorry, your icon is cracking me up.

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Re: - [info]frodaish, 2004-05-21 12:09 am UTC
Re: - [info]erilee, 2004-05-21 12:18 am UTC

[info]criticalcricket
2004-05-21 12:01 pm UTC (link)
Pasted on like Mr. Bobbit here?

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[info]blue_linnet
2004-05-19 09:32 pm UTC (link)
The Tony Danza bashing was classic. I was waiting for someone to pull out the Danza icons. I'm also appreciating the Dar Williams pastiche and the argument about whether it is, or is not acceptable to call things 'gay' to mean that they suck.

Why do gay shows cause this sort of thing? I know that Queer as Folk had such a bad group of fans that Television Without Pity had to stop recapping it due to the immense amount of wank.

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Your wish is my command
[info]llama_treats
2004-05-20 04:25 pm UTC (link)

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Re: Your wish is my command - [info]zozma, 2004-05-20 05:33 pm UTC
Re: Your wish is my command - [info]llama_treats, 2004-05-20 05:51 pm UTC
Re: Your wish is my command - [info]llama_treats, 2004-05-20 05:58 pm UTC
Re: Your wish is my command - [info]zozma, 2004-05-21 06:18 am UTC
Re: Your wish is my command - [info]blue_linnet, 2004-05-21 04:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dar, 2004-05-20 07:58 pm UTC

 
   
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