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Josephine (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} muffinbutt) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2004-05-20 07:37:00 |
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Ickle HP Wank
Tiny almost-not-wank in the harryhermione community on LJ.skkygirl descends upon harryhermione with the fury of 1000... soft fluffy kittens as she writes:
Lol
It's the funniest thing. Harry and Hermoine? Really be for real. Ron and Hermione is the ones who are liking each other. Harry is just Hermoine's friend. Look watch the 3rd movie and second one. See how hermione and ron are awkward to each other? Now look at the 4th and 5th books especially! Why else would they be jealous of one anothers dates in the 4th book? Even Harry knows that Ron likes her but he doesn't know how he feels just yet. But Hermione has noticed it. Here is an example. Remember when in the 4th book they were arguring in the common room and hermione said "next time there's a ball ask me first and not as a last resort" DUh! So you see. Now at least that a Hermione and Harry ship is not likely. It could happen if J.K Rowling wants it too. But she has been forshadowing a Hermione/Ron relationship since technicallly the first book. That's why they are so friggen mean to each other. Because they like each other. Even in the movies you can notice that. DUH!! Even emma, rupert, and daniel say it's gonna happen in interviews. So I must say. Read the books over and Watch the third movie...CLOSLEY! It's there.
In addition to the bone-deep stupidity involved in trolling a shipping community and referencing a movie that hasn't been released yet, there are a few gems in the comments.
bwaybourne splutters:
HEY SKYGIRL, DON'T BE SO SURE OF YOURSELF! IF YOU'D READ SOME OF THE POSTS HERE IF AND ONLY IF YOU COME BACK, YOU'LL SEE HOW STUPID RON AND HERMINE ACTUALLY IS! AND AS FOR ALL YOUR PROOF, READ MY ESSAY AND I DISPUTE ALL OF WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY WITH HOW PEOPLE "TRULY REACT IN REAL LIFE"!!!!! Ron and Hermione, DEAR LORD THAT'S FUNNY!! AND HEY HAVE YOU SEEN SOME OF OUR SHIPPY PICS. You're stupid little hand grab. GO TAKE A ROMP IN OUR SNOW!! BETTER YET, HAVE A RUN IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST!! WATCH OUT FOR THOSE BLASTED DEMENTORS!! HARRY AND HERMIONE FOREVER!!
Uhhhh. That's as compelling as... yeah. I don't really get shipping wars.
Also: Ageism is AWESOME!!
Have I ever gone into my theory about how the age, wisdom and intelligence of a reader correllates with shipping? Hmm.
Someone's feeling clever...
ohmigosh
Your post it liek made so much sense .. I am liek totally converting to R/Hr because it is like so teh canon! I'm so silly not to have noticed it before thank you for showing me the error of my ways!
... or not.
The OP's response is possibly the greatest thing ever written:
What. Are you calling me illiterate? I'm an 8th grader with a college senior reading level. So you weren't calling me illiterate..were you?
Dude. How do they judge reading levels these days?
Our own littletort talks some sense.
There's a lot more goodness to be had, including the OP's comment to "Everyone":
ohhh kay. Ummmm okay,,,,,how am I a troll? hmmm? And I've read all 5 books and thats the conclusion I've come to. Don't be mad at me. Okay. And you know you guys take this way too seriously. really. AND I read In an interview with J.k. Rowling (on mugglenet.com) that the answer to if Hermione likes Ron is in the 4th book.DUH! Oh and what does cannon mean? Is that british slang? Anyway, I've liked people before and we have argued why? Because we liked each other! And I'm not a great speller when I type because I type too fast so give me a break. Now I see you guys are serious about a H/Hr ship. Great. I admire your devotion. And yes I think that sometimes Harry and Hermione SEEM like they like each other. Sure. But maybe..just maybe it's because they care about eachother in a friend way. HA!!!
OKAY!
ETA:
A skkygirl defender gets lambasted by the community.
skkygirl comes back to wank on into oblivion.
