More IMDb!wank. MY FAITH IZ PASTEDE ON YAY
I'm new. Please, no flogging.

So the new Mandy Moore movie, Saved!, is about a teenager who gets pregnant and the students at her school who try to reform her.

It's not even out yet, but ho boy. We've got atheist vs. Christian!wank, evolution!wank, and a small bit of Hitler!wank.

I can't link, so: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0332375/board/nest/6877547

It all starts when Dart-H Hobbit complains that Christians are being wrongly portrayed. npinski_007 fires back with some of that "Christians are stupid and so we should laugh at them" logic, causing four posters to tell him he's wrong, as well as an ATHF reference. whitey_5600 says evolution is false, causing MAJOR wank to ensue in the form of scholarly diatribes proving evolution. Somewhere along the way, wank also delves off into proving the existence or nonexistence of God (leading to "ATHEISTS R DUMHEDS" "OMNEG THEY ARE NOT (oh my nonexistent god)" and "HITLER WUZ ATHEIST" and "U R SO DUM HE WAS XTIAN" and "OH NO YOU DI-INT"). Gandhi makes a cameo.

AND THEN! Oh no, the wank isn't done. After three million posts debating God, someone brings up sex and tells npinski_007 that waiting until marriage to have sex isn't just a Christian thing. And then, we get condom!wank, STD!wank, AND child!wank.

Someone tries to get things back on topic and says the movie is just making fun of overzealous Christians, so it'll be funny. Everyone storms this and posts long, incoherent drabble about Lutherans and Mandy Moore. mws01b begins to preach like a missionary about loving everyone, and then the whole thing goes back to "RELIGION SUX" and "OMFG U R SO DUM UR ARGUMENT IZ PASTEDE ON YAY."

Dissing religion invariably descends into the gay marriage, abortion, and priest marriage debate.

And it still goes on. And on. AND ON. It's a wank buffet. Truly beautiful.