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	maryavatar 2004-05-22 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, she's wanking hard now. I tried to distract her with Viking porn, but I think I'm going to need a tranquiliser gun. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mirabellawotr 2004-05-22 02:41 am UTC (link)
	...you know, you could distract me with Viking porn. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Someone mentioned porn? bubosquared 2004-05-22 02:49 am UTC (link)
	I need distraction, too! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Someone mentioned porn? ashenmote 2004-05-22 02:55 am UTC (link)
	Now we're talking. We're all gathering to your banner, my liege! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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	bubosquared 2004-05-22 03:00 am UTC (link)
	... I love you. There should be more historical pr0n in the world. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	maryavatar 2004-05-22 03:05 am UTC (link)
	Well, maybe there will be, if I ever pull my thumb out of my own arse and make a serious commitment to writing original fiction. The problem with historical fiction is that you have to actually know some history, and I may have grown up in a former Viking Jarldom, but I have NFI what it was like in the ninth century. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bubosquared 2004-05-22 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Oooh, yes. This is practically the only reason I've not yet given in and written Roman Republic slash. (Pompey/Crassus OTP 4EVAH!) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vasaris 2004-05-23 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Ooooooo! Pretty please? I have lots of rescource materials you can borrow... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

bubosquared 2004-05-23 01:24 am UTC (link)

*whimper* I've read Rubicon, in which the author (Tom Holland) seems to delight in pointing out any and all gay rumours, not to mention supposed incest. (Seriously, why did no one, during my SIX years of Latin classes, tell me that Caesar was the Slut of Rome?) I think I'm quite set for source material. I just can't think of a good way to get them together. (Mostly because, out of all the OTPs I could've picked, I chose the former pretty boy and his arch nemesis. Sigh.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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Historical filk! - pyratejenni, 2004-05-23 11:41 pm UTC

(no subject) - bubosquared, 2004-05-23 11:43 pm UTC

(no subject) - pyratejenni, 2004-05-24 03:02 am UTC

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	Re: Someone mentioned porn? deoridhe 2004-05-22 04:38 am UTC (link)
	*cries* But... but... you tease... Would cunnilingus loosen you up at all??? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Someone mentioned porn? krazycat 2004-05-22 05:21 am UTC (link)
	hey, I have viking blood! can I get a part in the movie when the published story has been re-written as a screenplay? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Someone mentioned porn? rachelmap 2004-05-22 06:22 am UTC (link)
	I saw a Tyr/Harper story that went like that a long, long while back. Now, where was it...? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Someone mentioned porn? maryavatar 2004-05-22 11:55 am UTC (link)
	It's on the Andromeda Uncovered mailing list, but hasn't been archived yet. I'm doing the original fiction version. It's going to make me rich, rich I tell ya! Muah ha ha ha! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Someone mentioned porn? rivier 2004-05-22 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	I'm curious. Why don't you mention to them whose damned story it actually is that you're coining off? I suppose it might take a bit of the shiny off your porn kudos. Wouldn't want the mob stamping on both our heads, would we. Well, your story now. I'm done. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Good Jesus, woman! wankprophet 2004-05-22 10:14 pm UTC (link)

WTF is your problem? Darkslash is sitting here fucking defending you...hell, she's the only reason I haven't personally told you to fuck off, cause I do respect her opinion. You come in here spoiling for a fight and you got one. Congrats! Problem is, you're still under the impression that you deserve a fair shake...sorry, sweetie, you actually had the attention and senitments of some of us on your side -- until you decided to fucking throw a hissy fit because we didn't just accept that you were right and we were wrong without the slightest fucking trace of evidence. As far as most of us are concerned, you gave up any consideration you might have deserved very early in this wank. And a considerable number of us weren't even around at the time, and so all we have to go on is the fact that you're being as wanky as hell and just getting wankier as it goes along. It's amusing, I admit, but it's also kinda sad to watch. Ironically, I do feel sorry for you now. Just not for the reasons you hoped. So get a fucking grip. You've been given quite a few explanations and clarifications, and the fact remains that you are starting to sound like quite the troll yourself...all the hallmarks (belligerency, ignoring all attempts at rational discourse, flaming for the hell of flaming, et cetera) are there and lit up in shiny fucking neon colours. Namaste. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Good Jesus, woman! ashenmote 2004-05-23 12:02 am UTC (link)
	Look, darkslash socializes with the forces of darkness. That is not only inexcusable, it is also disadvantageous for the whole martyr scene rivier stages. How can she not be pissed? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Someone mentioned porn? rachelmap 2004-05-23 08:02 am UTC (link)
	That's right, It was your story, wasn't it? And it was called 'Thrall,' I think. Now I'm confused. Are you darkslash too? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Someone mentioned porn? laleli 2004-05-22 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	Cupping one spare buttock in his hand Seamus has spare buttocks? That's handy - you never know when someone might need to borrow a buttock! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	maryavatar 2004-05-22 02:53 am UTC (link)
	I could, but so far I only have one thumb up the young thrall's arse. What did Vikings use for lube anyway? Whale oil? Goose grease? I have this mental image of Lord Grettir squeezing a herring over his cock, and that's just not right. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: mirabellawotr 2004-05-22 02:57 am UTC (link)
	Ewww! Um... bear grease? Lard? I'd say fish oil, but that goes back to the whole herring thing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	maryavatar 2004-05-22 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, that's not a good mental image when you're trying to write porn. My research leads me to believe goose grease is most likely, but ever since I heard the thing about the hen and the duct-tape, anything to do with poultry and sex makes me squick n'twitch like I have some sort of neural malfunction. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bubosquared 2004-05-22 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Hen and ... duckttape? o_O (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

maryavatar 2004-05-22 03:09 am UTC (link)

Heh, that reminds me. I grew up on a farm, and after all our ducks died, the drake got really horny and started raping the hens. My mother was really horrified, and it didn't help when I pointed out that no animal is capable of giving the legal definition of sexual consent, so technically he'd been raping the ducks too. We had to boil him for two days before he was edible. Oh God, poultry and sex... *twitch* (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jrs1980 2004-05-22 09:59 am UTC (link)
	...why does that remind me that I haven't read Savage Love yet this week? (Reply to this)(Parent)

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