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J The Fashionista ([info]jerry_ds_girl) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-04-30 19:17:00
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Words fail me
I can't even begin to classify this wank.

And he's pretty sketchy on the concept of slash,too, since a lot of the pairing he lists are het. I clicked on one or two, and they were quite sucky. (Not in the good sense, either!)

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[info]cesare
2003-05-01 02:42 am UTC (link)
Roy Orbison in cling-film is amusing, but the wank is really on this page.

"I'm in the process of collating the net's biggest directory of erotic fan fiction or 'slash'."

Followed by a list of pairings containing exactly FIVE active links. Yeah, buddy, happy collating; you're well on your way.

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[info]gairid
2003-05-01 02:42 am UTC (link)
I read the first Roy in CLingfilm story. Totally over my head...how is Roy Orbison erotic in ANYONE's imagination? Clingfilm fetish? Okay, fine. Fetishes are, by definition, wacky anyway, so I have no quibble with the clingfilm...but I really didn't get the story at all.

Now, then. The pairings in the link....many of them I have never even heard of but I know that I never wanted to envision David Attenbotough in a clinch with *anyone*.

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I'm Scared!
[info]iczer6
2003-05-01 02:44 am UTC (link)
....

>>Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film.>>

0-o

Back away slowly and don't make eye-contact....


Icz

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Re: I'm Scared!
[info]telesilla
2003-05-01 02:53 am UTC (link)
I admit that I got that far and could get no further. I'm still literally wiping tears of hysterical laughter off my face.

Roy Orbison

...

cling-film

...

No one can ever say *anything* I write is weird.

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Re: I'm Scared!
[info]lexin
2003-05-01 10:45 am UTC (link)
Same here, my brains trickled out of my ears, and are currently suing for asylum in Greece.

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but what about....
[info]dafnap
2003-05-01 02:57 am UTC (link)
GOLDEN GIRL SLASH. If nothing else will make you blind then I don't know what else will...jesus fucking christ...why do I wish is had a link? Dammit.

Dammit.

I'm going to start looking for it and all I'm gonna get is that Beau Arthur Naked site again...

le' sigh.

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Re: but what about....
[info]tempslut
2003-05-01 06:17 am UTC (link)
Golden Girls slash makes the baby Jesus cry, then scream, then holler, "WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS???"

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Re: but what about....
[info]pipssister
2003-05-01 05:20 pm UTC (link)
I agree. I mean, I'm not one of those people who get all "Ewwwwwww!" when the girls talk about sex. But that doesn't mean I wanna SEE IT!

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[info]soy_latte
2003-05-01 03:18 am UTC (link)
Someone posted something to metablog last week who didn't seem to get that slash didn't include het. I kind of scratched my head and said 'buh?'

Is this a new thing where people think the term slash encompasses all erotic fanfiction? Not to mention that slash doesn't have to be very erotic in many cases.

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[info]heyoka
2003-05-01 04:05 am UTC (link)
There *is* a school of thought which says that "slash" encompasses all non-canon pairings, be they heterosexual or homosexual.

I think they're on crack, myself, but that's another matter. I'm just saying that yes, some people do think that.

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[info]soy_latte
2003-05-01 05:20 am UTC (link)
Yeah, they are on crack. Not very good crack, either.

So I suppose that they wouldn't consider canon m/m, f/f pairings slash?

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[info]msmanna
2003-05-01 12:06 pm UTC (link)

That's right -- if the relationship is canon, then it can't be slash. 'Gayfic' gets used instead by some people instead as a description for, f'rex, QaF fanfic.

I can see the argument for canon pairings not being slash, although I'm not sure I agree with it. It tends to be made by people who take an interest in the sexual politics/queering the canon aspects of slash.

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[info]rhi_silverflame
2003-05-01 09:15 pm UTC (link)
And then, of course, there's the Xena fandom, where they disdain the term "slash." Why, I don't know . . . I think there's some vague notion of it being derogatory. O.o

Oh no. They prefer the term "alternative."

*rolling eyes*

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[info]dana
2003-05-03 11:08 am UTC (link)
I was under the impression that most Xena *alt* writers came into the fandom completely ignorant of male slash and hence the unique label.

I hadn't even heard the term slash until I started read Trek fiction three years after being an obsessive Xena alternative/subtext fan. I didn't know anything else existed. I came across the male slash quite by accident (a pleasant accident to be sure).

To this day Xena "femslash" is still alt for me ;)

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[info]sorchar
2003-05-01 08:47 am UTC (link)
AHHH, Bug-Eyed Earl! *humps your icon*

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[info]soy_latte
2003-05-02 05:44 am UTC (link)
Hee! I knew someone would get it.

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Re:
[info]sorchar
2003-05-02 07:12 pm UTC (link)
He's awesome. My favorite Red Meat character for sure.

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3RL ROXORZ~~!!!!!!!!!!!!
[info]madamotaku
2003-05-05 09:29 am UTC (link)
"My hamster had five babies last week. This morning when I
looked in the cage she had ate two of them little babies.

What the heck. Had a couple myself."

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[info]lcsbanana
2003-05-01 03:27 am UTC (link)
*poke* we do realize this is a humor site, yes? a quite good one, actually. the essay about the bible makes me giggle until my nose hurts.

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[info]backfromspace
2003-05-01 03:47 am UTC (link)
I don't know who Roy Orbison is, but can I just say that Roy is probably the least erotic name I've ever heard?

Except perhaps for Herman. Or Beverly.

No offense meant, Roy, Herman, and Beverly.

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[info]telesilla
2003-05-01 04:12 am UTC (link)
*sigh* Trying to make us feel old, yeah?

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[info]backfromspace
2003-05-01 04:15 am UTC (link)
You say that like's it difficult.

*g*

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[info]telesilla
2003-05-01 08:01 am UTC (link)
A pox on you, brat-child!

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[info]madmouth
2003-05-01 04:41 am UTC (link)
this man is a comic genius!

just look at this stuff! just look!

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[info]pipssister
2003-05-01 05:26 pm UTC (link)
Now THAT'S funny! :-D

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[info]serpentis
2003-05-01 07:14 am UTC (link)
I would like to apologise for finding Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen and Diarmuid Gavin a rather saucy little combo, as are the Jeremies Paxman and Vine.

Sorry. Will go and bleach my brain now

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[info]sajasma
2003-05-01 07:59 am UTC (link)
Oh man, this guy is hilarious. Although, talk about having the wank ripped out from under you when it all turns out to be a joke.

The 'I hate the internet' essay and '75 Well Chosen Words'? Bwahahaahahahaha!

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[info]jerry_ds_girl
2003-05-01 10:36 pm UTC (link)
It's hard to tell if it's funny or wanky, whether intended or not. (If that made any sense.) Worth a few laughs anyway.

And the whole slash=het thing is one seriously wack wank, in any case.

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[info]lori
2003-05-01 08:12 am UTC (link)
Dude, you have to read the stories. They're fucking priceless. Dare I say, awesome? Yes. They are. Read them if you haven't.

"You are completely wrapped in cling film."

Genius. Bit odd, but genius. :-)

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[info]jake_gyllenhaal
2003-05-01 08:51 am UTC (link)
Only the lonely wrap themselves entirely in cling film.

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Antiquated SNL Sketch Reference Alert
[info]madamotaku
2003-05-01 11:23 am UTC (link)
Dude, Ulrich Haarbürste is SO like somebody that Dieter would have as a guest on "Sprockets".

"Touch my monkey...but first, wrap him in cling-film!"

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Re: Antiquated SNL Sketch Reference Alert
[info]oxydosic
2003-05-01 07:41 pm UTC (link)
Oooh Dieter, how i miss thee.

*wipes away a tear and goes to dress in all black and dance oddly*

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Re: Antiquated SNL Sketch Reference Alert
[info]jerry_ds_girl
2003-05-04 09:57 pm UTC (link)
Shoot, I didn't make the connection until I was at the stable yesterday--Haarburste translates as "hairbrush"

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[info]pipssister
2003-05-01 05:26 pm UTC (link)
Hee. This site had a run on Dave Barry's blog. Still funny. But jeez:

Alternate world:
Bush, Blair, Chirac and Saddam are new girls at a girls' boarding school

Great. Now I'm going to have to bleach my brain to get rid of the image of Saddam walking around in pink pigtails.

Oh, and I call for him putting something like "Moore/Limbaugh" under political commentators. :-D Or maybe something with "Moore/Coulter." (Be funny to see Ann's reaction.)

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[info]elysian
2003-05-02 12:27 am UTC (link)
but wait, there's more!

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[info]mynxkittie
2003-05-02 12:36 am UTC (link)
Steve Irwin and a crocodile.

STEVE IRWIN AND A CROCODILE.

This man is a genius.

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