Enterprise Wank: The Bring Back Kirk Generation
Star Trek: Enterprise, the newest and most loathed child of the Trekdom, has been battling against cancelation practically since the day it was born. Just a few days ago it ditched death one more year and it's producers (the Infamous Bergan and Braga --B&B for short) are now preparing for year 5, quite possibly Enterprise's last.

Their sekkrit weapon? A cameo by Shatner, aka, KIRK, quite possibly as Kirk himself... or as his grandfather... or as a Orion slave pimp lord... or Eval!Mirror Kirk.... But maybe as just plain old Kirk, Trek-continuity be damned.

Alas, Trek fans, as the fickle little devils they are, have begun to speculate on how BB should bring back our dearly deceased Kirk, last seen under a mountain of rubble in Generations and if he should bring him back at all. Here and here

Much "OMG it's gonna suck -- no its not--- I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU ALL" ensures.

And while THAT'S going on, a guy called Scorned has a meldown and battles it out against his friend Spacebeluga for the love of a woman Kirk!




Scorned: Regardless if I was in the episode or not. You are still going to watch it. You swallow all of that other Berman crap and this boring Xindi arc, so why bitch now?

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Noraa: Well, first, I thinks spacebeluga was being sarcastic in his post. Second, of all the people on this board, spacebeluga definitely doesn't "swallow" any of B&B's "crap." He has been rather critical of Enterprise in the past, and defintiely still is.

I really don't get you man...space usually defends you with your anti-Enterprise stuff, and now you are attacking him? What gives?

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Spacebeluga: Hey, Scorned's a bit nuts, but otherwise what would give him his..."unique"...identity? :-)

BTW Scorned, this is about the most absurd statement I've ever heard you make:

"You swallow all of that other Berman crap and this boring Xindi arc, so why bitch now?"

I'd be really suprised if you actually haven't seen my review of the latest episode, not to mention my countless critical posts about Enterprise. In fact, I distinctly remember sharing my opinion of B&B to you in the past at least a couple of times.

Yep, you're nuts. :-)

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Scorned: Quote:" Hey, Scorned's a bit nuts, but otherwise what would give him his..."unique"...identity? :-)"

Oh the sarcasm. How do you do it? yawn!!!!!!!!!

Quote:"I'd be really suprised if you actually haven't seen my review of the latest episode, not to mention my countless critical posts about Enterprise. In fact, I distinctly remember sharing my opinion of B&B to you in the past at least a couple of times.

As a matter of fact I haven't bothered reading any of your comments on ENT lately. You are taking my statement way to seriously.

Quote:"Yep, you're nuts. :-)"

Not as nuts as your bizarre temper tantrum over this Kirk return thing.

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They kiss and make later on, but jeez...SOMEbody needs to be laa-iid!